distractionpie
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Eddie wants what is best for his son. Eddie doesn't want Christopher to grow up feeling like he did. Eddie wants him to be happy and have his choices respected. Eddie wants his son back in his life.
Eddie wants too much. And if he's going to have any hope of reconcilling with Christopher, it's time to start asking what Christopher wants. Even if it's about situations he hopes will never come to pass.
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I Didn't Declare Marital Status (a half-reveal remix) by distractionpie
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
19 Nov 2024
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Of all the things Hen expected from their new probie, a secret marriage to Buck was pretty much dead last on the list.
Somehow, pressing them both for information only reveals a situation even more baffling.
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Now Tommy knows just how new Evan is to this side of his sexuality, he's prepared to handle some of the fumbling that comes with inexperience.
Evan is determined that he knows what he's doing. (No, really, he does).
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Chris is gone. Eddie has gone after him. Buck knows it's the right thing for them both, wishes them all the best, but it's hard not to feel like everything is slipping through his fingers and he's got no way of holding on.
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The 118th's ambulance is diverted from the other crews on the 110, sent to respond to a too familiar scene.
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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21 Jan 2026
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When an NHL team loses far more often than it wins, a smart general manager will trigger a rebuild, a complete overhaul of the team's roster, strategy, and personnel.
Generally speaking, there are five steps to any rebuild.
1. Identify the problems
2. Excise the rot
3. Acquire better assets
4. Set a new foundation
5. Start prayingA rebuild is a brutal, necessary business decision for the survival of the team.
Nobody knows more about surviving brutal, necessary decisions than Kent Parson.
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- Part 1 of Double Or Nothing
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12 Oct 2025
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Ah, here goes another poor bugger who’d risk his hide to keep Miles happy.
Ivan Vorpatril, about most everyone. Especially himself.Or,
in the months between Miles and Ekaterin's betrothal and their wedding, Ivan deals with invitations, seating charts, falling chandeliers, lifelong feuds, bouts of conscience, fits of terror and, worst of all, relatives.- Language:
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01 May 2025
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"You're... in love with me," Eddie repeats incredulously, "and it's not a big deal."
In which Buck tries to have a conversation over the course of several months, to varying degrees of success.
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03 Jul 2024
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The day of the shooting, Eddie got stuck in a time loop. But that was three months ago. He's completely fine now.
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- Part 7 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
- Part 1 of about the present
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26 May 2024