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In Harry’s second year, the class is assigned to write a letter by their teacher. It’s just… she wants them to write a letter to Santa.
Harry’s never had anything to do with Santa— no Christmas celebrations and definitely no gifts. How is he supposed to write a letter to a man he’s never met, and never been allowed to hear about?
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Taking the title “Master of Death” to come back to life and defeat Voldemort brings the unintended consequence— the curse labeled a gift— of immortality. Harry reflects on it all.
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Voldemort is more vindictive, in the end. Avada Kedavra is not used. This, as well as a few other circumstances, changes everything.
One soul dies, and the wrong soul comes back.
Or: Harry dies, for good. He can't find the strength to be upset; maybe now he can finally rest. The Horcrux, waiting in limbo, is eager to take his place. Voldemort, in the present, is in for quite the surprise.
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Harry is so used to trying to keep up with his shitshow of a life that when he’s alone, he can barely stand it. He was used to being lonely as a child, but now he knew what he was missing. Unfortunately, alone is all he can be at Number 4 Privet Drive— thank Merlin it’s his last time in this wretched house. When Harry is sorting through his belongings and accidentally nicks himself on a sharp object, he looks closer and comes face to face with a shard of his late Godfather's two-way mirror.
On the floor of his room, alone and bleeding, he lets himself fall apart… just this once.
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Dudley feels like now is the time to stop trying to help the Freak. He’s going to be a big kid soon, and he can’t risk his dad thinking he’s a freak too. Harry understands.
Or: Children adapt to their environment and do what’s needed to live comfortably. Dudley Dursley was just a child, once. So was Harry Potter.
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“Dean’s always been the type to pick up strays, even though he knows he can’t keep them. Most strays you just patch up and feed before you send them on their way.” One day he runs into a stray he might actually want to keep.
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"I kill so others don't have to," Bruce states firmly and clearly. This entire situation didn't seem like it could get any more bizarre, what with Bruce sitting in the dark and polishing guns, but somehow it just has, "While you are here you will not kill."
Jason's throat is scratchy and dry with terror, but the insatiable feeling of being talked over and disregarded is a fresh wound. He can't back down from this if he tried, "I've killed. I still kill. Who the fuck do you think you are to stop me?"
Bruce gently sets down his gun, and picks up the blade beside him with practised ease. Jason's blood runs cold when the man wearing his father's face says, "You will die by my hand if you try."
(Jason meets a version of Bruce who has manifested his fears very differently.)
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18 Feb 2026
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AU. Azazel has given his favorite son a task: worm his way into the confidence of a hunter. It sounds simple, but Dean Winchester just might be more than Sam can handle.
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13 Feb 2026
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Sam and Dean discover a useful, little, magical artifact. No one is forcing them to do anything. No one is going to die if they don't. They don't even feel a strange compulsion. But… it would be really helpful if they powered up the magical stone… and… all they have to do is kiss.
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12 Feb 2026
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This is so fucking funnyyyy and so *real*, like no beating around the bush or euphemisms and they’re awkward and goofy and AAAGH I really like this
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Fumbling in the Dark: Love Advice For the Romantically Impaired by leonidaslion
Fandoms: Supernatural
04 Jul 2011
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True Love really is blind...
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