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    Uma paródia sobre as aventuras da Deca na época da Academia. O canon que a BBC não quer que você saiba.

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    “Rav, I’ll just be—”

    He glances up, and that is not Ravi Panikkar. Instead, it’s Eddie Diaz who stands there in full goalie gear, grinning down at him like they’re old friends. “Hey, man. Just thought I’d say hey. Gonna be fun being on the same team for once, yeah?”

    Buck scoffs, standing and grabbing his stick. “Right.”

    “C’mon, man. We’re teammates now.” Eddie tugs off a glove and holds out his hand. “Fresh start?”

    Fresh start. Sure. Like he’s not stepping into Chimney’s spot, acting like they’re not massive boots to fill. Like, he hasn’t spent years being a massive dick every time they’ve gone head-to-head. Like Buck is supposed to just—

    Buck shakes his head, huffing before pushing past him, shoulders colliding roughly as he makes his way out of the locker room.

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    Buddie Hockey AU

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    This dumb little flat box with a screen gives him far too much access—too many opportunities to act like a fool. He has the sudden urge to chuck it over the railing and listen to it shatter into a billion little pieces on the floor below.

    He sort of wants to hurl himself over the railing, too. He could join his stupid, evil phone in a mess of broken glass and bones downstairs, and all his problems would be solved.

    He probably should have done that before he sent that damn SOS text.

    Really, he should have had his phone privileges revoked ages ago.

     

    Things get a little confusing after Buck and Eddie sext for the first time. Obviously, the only solution is to keep on sexting.

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    Eddie wakes first.

    It takes a second for him to register where he is. He’s being dragged slowly into consciousness, his whole body relaxed and sleep-warm. That’s— okay, that’s inaccurate, he feels hot. His cheeks feel flushed, skin prickling, like his body is overheating.

    At first, he blames it on the close proximity. There’s a body close, pressed against him, an arm slung over his waist. Eddie runs hot during the night, and the body pressed against him also feels flushed with warmth.

    But then he feels it—

    The unmistakable, clingy stickiness.

    The front of his briefs is soaked through. His thighs feel damp too, like it’s spread through the front of his sweatpants. It’s not just damp—it’s wet. It’s warm. It’s—

    Holy fuck.

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    Somnophilia + Eddie Diaz's extended gay breakdown

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    “And that’s what you want?

    Buck meets his gaze again, steady. “I want sex to feel good. And this just makes me more sensitive to—heh—well, everything.”

    “Sensitive?” Eddie asks, mouth suddenly dry. “How sens—sorry. Uh. Sensitive, how?”

    Buck waxes his asshole. Eddie has a best-friend level of curiosity about that.

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    Eddie Diaz would like the record to show that, until this exact moment, he was unaware he was homophobic.

    No, seriously, if you had asked him even five minutes ago, he would have laughed in your face.

    Not to be one of those ‘some of my best friends are gay!’ kind of guys, but, well, some of his best friends are gay. He may be a newly discovered homophobe, but he’d never deny how they identify.
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    So, he outlines some steps - a plan, if you will. Because Eddie Diaz functions best with a plan

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    Eddie Diaz's 5* step plan to find the perfect guy for Buck to combat his newfound homophobia

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