copoutcopilot
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- DCU (Comics) (10)
- DCU (8)
- Nightwing (Comics) (5)
- Young Justice - All Media Types (3)
- Red Robin (Comics) (3)
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“You’re smart,” the man says decidedly. “Why don’t you come with me?”
“No offense intended, but why should I go anywhere with you?”
[ Arcade Gannon's life has been stagnating since he joined the Followers-- his passion to help others trapping him in a white tent to study botany. Alone. When a handsome stranger asks for him to travel the Mojave, Arcade figures he owes himself a whirlwind rom-com adventure. ]
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- Part 1 of Crawl Out Through The Fallout
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Siloé, Columbia, 1975: Three months after the Ground Zeroes incident.
Kazuhira Miller and Revolver Ocelot begin coaxing a phoenix P.F from the ashes of Militaires Sans Frontiers for Big Boss’s eventual return. The problem is, they’re low on G.M.P and even lower on allies.
But they’re in Columbia. In 1975. There’s another type of industry Ocelot thinks they can tap into… if they have the balls to pull off a whole new kind of operation.
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Donald Ferguson is an asset. And when you work at the G.D.A, you find security measures for all your assets. Tightropes can snap under stress, that’s something Cecil knows to expect. It’s his job to make sure the nets under them are secure. And it’s Donald. The only man on the other side of the net who holds it with him. The only one who can follow him with that well-oiled efficiency. The only one who trusted him at the beginning and had never wavered since.
A small snapshot of Cecil and Donald, asymptotes.
(This was gonna be multi-chap but I got lazy. Sorry)
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Sketches For My Sweetheart The Oncologist by copoutcopilot for Jaekashi
Fandoms: House M.D.
17 Jan 2025
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As usual, a patient comes in for a diagnosis. As usual, House fucks around.
So when this new patient and her grandmother assume (inaccurately, the idiots) that House and Wilson are "doctor husbands," House takes the chance to fuck around even more.
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The Sweet Approach Of Summertime Hits You Like A 10 Ton Truck by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2024
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“So,” Ichigo slides his hands into his pockets. “Are souls tasty?”
Rukia sighs. Looks up at the sky. Sighs again.
“It’s like… Jell-O, I guess.”
OR: Ichigo Kurosaki and co. attending the Death Weapon Meister Academy while being normal teenagers, normal boarding school students, and abnormally normal in a world of supernatural chaos.
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My Fallout fics! Unrelated to each other, but you can pretend they are in a convoluted timeline.
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Dark Is The Night: DC Fics by copoutcopilot
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Death in the Family (Movie 2020), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Nightwing (Web Series), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
21 Jul 2022
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I admit firsthand that these are quite fanon. I wrote them pretty casually back then, but I’m now a lot more tired of fanon content.
None of these fics are related to each other. Read them at your own leisure.
(Marked as complete because I don’t have anything DC-related in the works for the foreseeable future. But then again, I always come back to comics)
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- 73,880
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Chandler follows in his mother’s footsteps and writes erotica under a pseudonym. It’s not like he’s going to tell anybody though—even his best friend and roommate Joey isn’t entirely sure what Chandler does for a living (he’s a transponster? Is that even a word?). So Joey does a little investigating, but he’s absolutely not prepared to discover that he’s been Chandler’s personal, uh, inspiration for the hunky male love interest, Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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18 Feb 2026
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After Tony's death, Carmela invites Dr. Melfi over for a glass of wine. Or a few.
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- Part 1 of selfish prayers, can't get enough
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06 Feb 2026
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After Deborah kissed Adriana that night at the Crazy Horse, her idle daydreams transformed into idle daydreams of Adriana finding out about who she was. They were replaced even before they kissed, she thinks, the minute she opened Adriana’s lips with her tongue, the minute she leaned forward with intent, she was already thinking about how it would be when it ended.
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06 Feb 2026
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not much has changed but they lived under water by rustykitchenscissors
Fandoms: Malcolm in the Middle
07 Nov 2015
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Francis attends a hotbed of homoeroticism. Reese dances to ABBA. They fail to connect about it.
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27 Jan 2026
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It's been a year since Jimmy last saw Gary. He finds himself standing outside Happy Volts Asylum, desperate that the rumours of Gary's whereabouts are true. He ends up in a way bigger pit than he expected to find himself in.
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26 Jan 2026