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“You’re smart,” the man says decidedly. “Why don’t you come with me?”
“No offense intended, but why should I go anywhere with you?”
[ Arcade Gannon's life has been stagnating since he joined the Followers-- his passion to help others trapping him in a white tent to study botany. Alone. When a handsome stranger asks for him to travel the Mojave, Arcade figures he owes himself a whirlwind rom-com adventure. ]
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- Part 1 of Crawl Out Through The Fallout
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Siloé, Columbia, 1975: Three months after the Ground Zeroes incident.
Kazuhira Miller and Revolver Ocelot begin coaxing a phoenix P.F from the ashes of Militaires Sans Frontiers for Big Boss’s eventual return. The problem is, they’re low on G.M.P and even lower on allies.
But they’re in Columbia. In 1975. There’s another type of industry Ocelot thinks they can tap into… if they have the balls to pull off a whole new kind of operation.
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Donald Ferguson is an asset. And when you work at the G.D.A, you find security measures for all your assets. Tightropes can snap under stress, that’s something Cecil knows to expect. It’s his job to make sure the nets under them are secure. And it’s Donald. The only man on the other side of the net who holds it with him. The only one who can follow him with that well-oiled efficiency. The only one who trusted him at the beginning and had never wavered since.
A small snapshot of Cecil and Donald, asymptotes.
(This was gonna be multi-chap but I got lazy. Sorry)
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Sketches For My Sweetheart The Oncologist by copoutcopilot for Jaekashi
Fandoms: House M.D.
17 Jan 2025
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As usual, a patient comes in for a diagnosis. As usual, House fucks around.
So when this new patient and her grandmother assume (inaccurately, the idiots) that House and Wilson are "doctor husbands," House takes the chance to fuck around even more.
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The Sweet Approach Of Summertime Hits You Like A 10 Ton Truck by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2024
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“So,” Ichigo slides his hands into his pockets. “Are souls tasty?”
Rukia sighs. Looks up at the sky. Sighs again.
“It’s like… Jell-O, I guess.”
OR: Ichigo Kurosaki and co. attending the Death Weapon Meister Academy while being normal teenagers, normal boarding school students, and abnormally normal in a world of supernatural chaos.
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Raise The Blade (Make The Change) by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
02 Aug 2024
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NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS A Cage Productions film:
The blockbuster action-packed romance flick chronicling how the dashing movie star Johnny Cage and the rogue rōnin Kenshi Takahashi begin laying their hearts on the table, and stumbling into love.
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Denji stands. He’s taller than her, about ten centimeters.
Weird. He always feels so small around Makima, but maybe it’s because he’s always on his knees for her.
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Project Mayhem OFFICIAL Discord by copoutcopilot, cowgvrly
Fandoms: Fight Club - All Media Types
22 Jan 2023
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Tyler Durden starts a Discord Server. It goes about as well as can be expected.
#soreal
Written by @cowgvrly and @copoutcopilot in one shared google doc (that should explain a lot) -
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“Dad ate his burgers like that,” Matthew says, a smile playing on his face.
Declan feels nauseous. “How do you know that?”
“Ronan says he orders his burgers like dad, and you order your burgers like Ronan.”
“But Ronan hates ketchup and pickles,” Declan says.
Matthew shrugs. “I know. It's weird.”
OR: Declan Lynch wants to be nothing like his father. Ronan Lynch hopes that the spirit of Niall Lynch carries on in him for as long as he lives. Opposites attract, and you never get what you want.
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Rule One by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
24 Oct 2022
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“Follow me.”
It’s a command. Tyler always expects to be followed without hesitation. You give him your all, or you never see him again. I would probably die if I didn’t see him again, so I give him my everything.
Tyler takes the Narrator out for a walk.
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Cadmus and Ryls seem to come to an understanding.
Maybe.
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Crush(ing) by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics)
21 Jul 2022
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Hal occasionally wonders why he thinks so much about Batman, but every time he brings up the topic to himself, he changes the subject. Like now, he notices he’s been lingering around the cockpit of a Wayne Enterprises jet and thinking about—
Top Gun! Totally. He’s thinking about Top Gun. What’s a Batman? What was a bat? Hal Jordan doesn’t know. All he knows is how to fly planes and look good doing it.
He’s not crushing on anyone. At all.
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- Part 11 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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Mosquitoes and Wolves by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
12 Nov 2021
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Bella Swan falls out of love. Edward Cullen stumbles into it, slowly.
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Jerome Valeska needed to see justice, and Bruce Wayne was the closest thing to justice in this city.
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- Part 10 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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Dead Boy Walking by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
16 Oct 2021
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“T...im,” K says. Tim freezes. The sound of someone else’s name, someone else’s simple name, gives K that funny feeling in his chest again.
Tim doesn’t move at all, his wet eyes staring.
OR: After a self-aware zombie in a leather jacket saves the life of a human during a hunting trip, they form a bond that transforms the world as they know it.
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- Part 9 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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“Can’t you stay?” Eiji asks. “Just a little longer?”
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Hooked On A Feelin' by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
16 Mar 2021
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Wally hated these kinds of parties, to be honest.
But Dick asked him to come along. And since it was Dick, Wally followed him out to the frat house without any second thoughts.
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- Part 8 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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Cloning (In Theory) by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Young Justice (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
09 Mar 2021
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"THUD" is the sweet sound of metal against wood. Tim reaches over to the small ax he brought along and uses all his might to split the lid open. With every swing of the ax, he feels the aching in his heart dull a bit more.
Kon will be back.
Soon.
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- Part 7 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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We Don't Need (Things Like) Memories by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Feb 2021
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Slipping through the fingers of the fastest man alive. Wally thinks.
How fucking depressing.(Or; Wally West refuses to give up on his best friend. No matter what anyone else might say about him.)
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- Part 6 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics
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Arachnophobia by copoutcopilot
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Nightwing (Web Series)
17 Feb 2021
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"You’ll become an omen of death."
The words echo in his mind, a never-ending loop of his taunting.
"A fate worse than death for someone like you."
Dick Grayson's at a dead end. It will never end for as long as one of them is alive, and he's tired of running away.
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- Part 5 of Dark Is The Night: DC Fics