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Sun Glitter by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite) for allbloomgold
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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Rose Landry wakes up.
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- English
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[Podfic] Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
11 Feb 2026
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Podfic of Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7. Author's summary:
21-year-old Lieutenant Cloud Strife of Midgar’s 7th Infantry is a seemingly straight-laced perfectionist who is hiding a potentially career-ending heart condition (and a penchant for illegal underground motorcycle racing). Especially after surviving a brush with death five years ago, Cloud has come to pride himself on being a cool-headed officer who is fully in control of himself and his life, despite his hidden flaws.
But when Cloud finds himself in need of a fake boyfriend to attend his upcoming promotion ceremony, he reluctantly recruits 25-year-old Captain Alphreid Roche for the job—and starts to lose control of his own heart. How does a supposed master of self-restraint like Cloud handle falling in love? Badly, that’s how.
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[Podfic of] BREAKING: Shane Hollander has ADMITTED to sleeping with Teddy Bears by ajcrowley2481, celli, foundbyjohndoe, Freekyflob, fullofhope137, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), supermandypods (supermandy_markone), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), xia pods (xianvar)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Audio Length: 10:18
JOHN - Interviewer: Do you feel any emotions towards the Boston Raiders after they injured you, and took you out of the playoffs?
Shane Hollander: I feel a lot of emotions towards their team.
JOHN - Interviewer: Any in specific?
Shane Hollander: Romantic feelings.
JOHN - Interviewer: Uh. Romantic? What does that mean?
(Presumed) Yuna Hollander: Please excuse him. He’s concussed.
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[Filk] Start the world by contritecactite, irrationalpie
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
08 Jan 2026
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A moment between Melinoë and Zagreus before time resets.
Filk set to the song "Stop the World" from the musical "Come From Away."
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- Part 4 of Party Line Track 2
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Memento Creare : Remember To Create by apodaday (DistractedDaydreamer), contritecactite, eafay70, edible_chemistry, esbielle was also here (esbielle), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), v0lumnius, writing_moonchild
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom
05 Jan 2026
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A filk set to Will Wood's Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World.
As Voiceteam rolled around, I found myself once again drawn to a meta filk, this time about getting out there and making art even if it scares you. Which I am encouraging you to do, btw. Yes you, the person reading this right now. You are lovely and powerful and you can really only go up from here. Cringe is dead, everyone starts out bad at things. <3
A big thank you to ALL my collaborators!
Choir: klb, nonplussed, distracteddaydreamer, contritecactite, farkenshnoffingottom, writing_moonchild, edible_chemistry, esbielle
Mods who are encouraging you: klb, eafay70, shashI would also like to give a big thank you to SerenaEW for helping me with a verse in the first draft, as well as for sitting down and teaching me better editing skills.
Thank you, horchata, for also helping with lyrical polish.
Thank you to devilwithabirddress for the lovely cover art.
And lastly; thank you, dear listener. Now get out there and make the thing you dream of!
Recent series
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Party Line Track 2 by contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, elrohir, farkenshnoffingottom, Freekyflob, irrationalpie, multivoice by (elrohir), nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), secretsofluftnarp
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2026
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Filks created for the Voiceteam Mystery Box challenge "Tea for Two" thanks to horchata organizing a "Party Line" where pairs of people who had never collaborated closely before wrote and performed filks together, then passed their lyrics on to the next group to write a filk inspired by that one. It was a lot of fun! ❤
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Group 2 (Non-narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025 by avril_o, ChaosKiro, contritecactite, CrackleKiro (ChaosKiro), Elle_dubs (avril_o), esbielle, MimiHylea, Wereflamingo
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic), Fandom - Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda, No Fandom, Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Sep 2025
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[Podfic] Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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- 324
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
- Words:
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SOSH GTA by contritecactite
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Star Trek
09 Aug 2024
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- Works:
- 11
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Steve dreams, and he wakes up.
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One moment Carlos is fighting a fire; the next he's in bed with two strangers. He doesn't know what SHIFTing is, but it's dropped him into something very weird.
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“I guess, I’ve got some letters to write,” Varric excuses himself. Being the bearer of bad news is never easy, receiving it is even harder.
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- Part 4 of Of various storms & saints
Bookmarked by contritecactite
02 Feb 2025
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Excellent ensemble grief/mourning for Hawke left in the Fade
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You Don't Have To Answer by MediumAquaMarinePresence
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
18 Dec 2024
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Love is a game of give and take.
Bookmarked by contritecactite
31 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Hhnnngh. Lovely writing with appropriate gravitas, Rook as a developed, consistent character trying to figure out softe™️, and Emmrich with a rich life. Also sad The Iron Bull/Dorian moment agh. Thinking thoughts.
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Heaven is a Place on Earth by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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“But I’d never see my books again, Crowley. And the shop. I haven’t even had a chance...And after you went through all the trouble of getting me this space.” He meant to put the glass down on the table. He missed on his first and second attempts, but got it on his third. “And I’d never see…” He looked up at Crowley. “Well, that is, I’d never see - “
“All right, angel.” Crowley cleared his throat. “You’re drunk.”
“If it wasn’t for you, I’d be there right now, chatting up bloody Uriel,” Aziraphale continued.
Aziraphale makes the choice that his subconscious was making all along.
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Bookmarked by contritecactite
18 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Through the ages, but short and sweet. Excellent thoughts on how they impact the people around them (intentionally or otherwise).