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Albert Mason scowled at the bounty board outside the station as if he could look hard enough to disintegrate the paper in front of him.
Albert makes a rash decision in the hopes of saving a friend. It turns out pretty okay, actually.
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“Her Imperial Incandescence would like to present an offer,” he starts and sweet holy fuck, you’re already bored. “She says that in exchange for your co-operation the crew will be ordered to do anything you say-”
“Kill me.”
After the revolution was won and the dust settled the new Empress was left with a troubling issue. What should they do with the Helmsmen? Karkat is not a fan of her solution, so he takes matters into his own hands. Set in suffkat AU verse but not suffkat AU canon.
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Aradia and Sollux are happily cohabiting in thier sweet little beach shack when they suddenly gain an unexpected, but not unwelcome, house guest.
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Ψ: So you know II invited you two easter dinner?
Bro: I might remember something of the sort, yeah.
Ψ: Next weekend. Wear something nice b/c you’re meeting Rosa.Easter is the perfect time to introduce your gay fuck buddy to your Jewish mom, I don't know what you're talking about. Featuring one questionable roast dinner, one incident involving jizz everywhere and the graphic description of a worryingly large egg.
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- Part 2 of egg twink
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Five times Bro and the Psiioniic kissed, in chronological order.
Written for this 30 day otp challenge.
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- Part 7 of Bropsee for the Soul
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He urges you onto your front and makes quiet shushing noises as he traces all the muscles on your back one by one like he wants to butcher you along the lines.
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- Part 6 of Bropsee for the Soul
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BRO: lemme just take a crack here and say that ass aint no yolk
BRO: i’d like to see it sunny side up ;)Getting a date through Grindr is not classy and sure, Denny's is not exactly the ritz but there's no way it can be as bad as the last date Si went on. Featuring one mention of bukkake, two ill advised snapchats and a series of increasingly poorly eggsecuted puns.
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- Part 1 of egg twink
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Alpha Rose and the Dolorosa meet in the dream bubbles and commiserate over the people they lost. Featuring one non-graphic recollection of an Imperial Execution, discussion of unconventional family dynamics and one cameo from a paranoid space racist.
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Bro is past his creative peak and he's not happy about it, Psii decides to take the matter into his own hands with a good old fashioned troll romantic beatdown.
Strifing on the roof is totally a pale activity and you are welcome to fight me on this.
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- Part 5 of Bropsee for the Soul
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“Krk-krt-krrr” roughly translates from Alternian to English as “Put that fucking camera down and get over here before I ram it right up your nasty bung hole.”
Bro has a surprise for Psii. A really suspicious surprise in a glittery pink bag. This fic does NOT contain any sexual content or implied sexual content despite the set up. It's probably not what you think.
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- Part 4 of Bropsee for the Soul
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It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’
In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Second Sufferer AU
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The Cult of the Signless Sufferer has developed a growing online community, where you can find plenty of in depth analysis of scripture and poignant debates about the socio-political impact of the first rebellion. Or, if you would prefer, you can always find someone willing to argue about whether the Sufferer was banging his disciples.
Your name is Kankri Vantas and you have some regrets.
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“Welcome to Helmsman Support! It’s great to see you all here again, and a few new faces with us this week too, hello.” He’s probably talking to you but when you don’t answer he moves on. “So we’re just going to start off with introductions and then there’s going to be an opportunity to share.”
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You wake up some time just after midday sprawled across the sofa with an arm slung over your face and your glasses dangling precariously from the other hand.
A taste of what life is like in the Second Sufferer's inner circle. Sollux gets up at a ridiculous hour, does a series of increasingly stupid things, and very nearly manages not to fuck everything up.
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- Part 2 of Second Sufferer AU
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"You probably shouldn’t imagine him doing weird romantic shit that fucking vividly or nearly as often as you do but whatever, fuck doing things by halves."
Bro gets home late from a long shift of being a tragic 40 year old DJ and gets a nice surprise when he tries to put his loveable idiot to bed.
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- Part 3 of Bropsee for the Soul
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Centuries as a Helmsman has taken its toll on the Psiioniic's back. Luckily he's landed himself a partner who's good with his hands.
This is 200% self indulgent fluff without plot, enjoy.
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- Part 2 of Bropsee for the Soul
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Redglare would have killed for an invitation to this party. Luckily she just had to put up with the Grand Highblood's truly awful sense of humour instead.
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"No one can ever know that you’re doing this... Well, no one except Dirk, who suggested it in the first place."
Psii has been having a hard time so Bro helpfully suggests a relaxing evening of self care, complete with scented candles and the sort of bubble bath you can get lost in, a plan which he has absolutely no ulterior motives for what so ever.
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- Part 1 of Bropsee for the Soul
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The true face of the Helmsman initiative was one of the worst kept secrets on Alternia.
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Your voice is a deep terrifying rumble like waves under the ocean and you see him RIGHTFULLY MOTHERFUCKING COWED.
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- Part 2 of Gross Clown Trash
- Language:
- English
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