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seeker missile by cantmaintain
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Aug 2024
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A thousand years ago, Ryoumen Sukuna was powerful enough to be a god in his own right. Now, Itadori Sukuna gets to make out with his cursed technique.
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one step in and three drinks deep by cantmaintain
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Aug 2024
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“Stay still,” Sukuna murmurs, like he’s sharing a secret for just the two of them. “And keep quiet.” With one hand, he reaches down and undoes his fly, popping open the button of his jeans. He pulls his cock out, half-hard already, and aims it at Yuuji’s crotch.
Yuuji squirms as Sukuna steps into his personal space, pressing his back against the wall.
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It’s probably pretty fucked up that he’d rather have his brother do this than ignore him.
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comfort is for liars by cantmaintain
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Jun 2024
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The thought that the King of Curses would fall prey to something as base as his dynamic was so fucking beyond stupid it would not be entertained.
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scald by cantmaintain
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Mar 2024
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“Back off, psycho,” Yuuji snaps.
Sukuna pouts, looking to the side. “That’s no way to talk to your brother.”
“You smashed my face into the counter.”
Sukuna raises a shoulder in a half-shrug. “Sorry?”
“Twice!” Yuuji shouts, his hands tightening around the handle of the knife.
Sukuna’s shoulder drops as he leers at Yuuji. “Really sorry.”
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Sukuna tries to kill Yuuji.
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thank god for the back alleys... by cantmaintain for eyes
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2024
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The curse-to-bathroom ratio of post-Shibuya Tokyo is all off. Yuuji finds out the hard way.
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Choita Week 2022 by cantmaintain
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
14 May 2022
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eclipse impending by cantmaintain
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Apr 2022
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Taste Not the Plasma Spring by cantmaintain
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Mar 2022
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Sukuita Week 2021 by cantmaintain
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
19 Jun 2021
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“Come on, Senju,” he said, grin sharp, voice carrying across the suddenly breathless crowd. “Let’s give them a show.”
Half the audience gasped.
Tobirama jerked out of Madara’s grip. “You are not helping.”
Madara blinked, almost offended. “I’m trying to be encouraging.”
“Encourage me from over there,” Tobirama snapped, pointing to a spot roughly three meters away.
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The one where Konoha starts a madatobi conspiracy.
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17 Feb 2026
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i'm the bad guy by MarsDiogenes for ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Tobirama has had it up to here with both Madara and Izuna, so there's only one thing to do.
He's going to fuck their dad.
Hashirama objects to this plan very strongly.
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16 Feb 2026
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This is Avatar: The Last Airbender and Kitchen Nightmares crossover story with Ozai in the role of Gordon Ramsay. That’s the story. I don’t know what else you want me to say.
Okay, obviously there’s more to this than just crack, so here’s an actual synopsis for you:
Hakoda Enuaraq, a Water Tribe expat, has been running a restaurant in Caldera City for almost 15 years. Due to Kanna’s ailing health, however, Hakoda is forced to return to Water Tribes and leave the running of the restaurant to his inexperienced children, Sokka and Katara, who promptly run the business into the ground. When all of their attempts to save the restaurant fail, Sokka and Katara’s only hope is to turn to Ozai Nakamura for help.
Sokka and Katara could have never guessed that their lives would be forever changed when Ozai Nakamura arrives to fix their restaurant, accompanied by his glamorous daughter, Azula…
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Bookmarked by cantmaintain
20 Jan 2026
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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Bookmarked by cantmaintain
31 Dec 2025
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Prince Zuko is the commander of the Wani, tasked with capturing the Avatar so that the vision of his great-grandfather, Fire Lord Sozin, can be realized and the Fire Nation can rule the world.
This week, Prince Zuko is going undercover among his crewmembers as Lee, an engine technician.
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28 Dec 2025