caledfwlchthat
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CG: WHAT I'M *ASKING* FOR IS A HINT ON THIS PROGRAMMING PROBLEM I TOLD YOU ABOUT LAST WEEK, YOU RECALCITRANT BEESLURPER.
CG: I'VE BEEN LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION THAT SEEMS LIKELY TO TERMINATE BEFORE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
TA: 2ee, that2 probably your problem riight there.
CG: WHAT. WHAT IS MY PROBLEM.
CG: WAIT A SECOND, IS THIS ACTUALLY A HINT?! IF SO, IT'S TERRIBLE.
TA: never miind. ju2t a 2hiitty joke. -
Moonshine Under Manhattan (recorded live from paradise) by caledfwlchthat for liasangria
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jun 2020
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"Look around you, Pipes! If people here had nothing to wet their whistles but bathtub gin, it wouldn't be the Big Apple. More like the Big Crapple. Instead, you see people laughing, dancing, kicking up their heels, despite the best efforts of squares and killjoys such as yourself."
A window on the seedy criminal underworld of Jazz Age Homestuck and even seedier relationship drama.
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Meowrails Robin Hood: Nepeta robs from the highbloods and gives to the lowbloods. Ensuing hijinks require Equius and pretty much everyone else to save her from the clutches of the Marquise (of Nottingham?).
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Close Encounters Of The Slurred Kind by caledfwlchthat for Laurasauras
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jan 2020
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Maryam's Iron Law of Alien Contact: Don't let Rose Lalonde play with the reality-altering shell cursor when she's hammered.
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How Your Other Quarter Double-Dies by caledfwlchthat for wintercourse
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Jun 2016
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It's so deliciously other, so alien even for an alien, so sacrilegious even for someone as jaded as yourself, and she is very, very good at it. It leaves you subdued while your senses try to process what's happening: an act of sublime, almost tender aggression, raising wordless, existential questions that mere punches never could.
And afterwards, the currents take hold of your secrets and bear them far away.
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Seven years after the game, Rose is happy.
Or, that’s what she tells herself. But enlightenment, as is its way, begins to intrude upon her contentment. The expanding comprehension of the totality of her existence, in other timelines and other lives, forces her to confront an important truth about herself - and the bond that so many versions of her have shared with her brother and her best friend.
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- Part 2 of epilogues minus epilogues
- Part 1 of an unbeatable tactical combination
Bookmarked by caledfwlchthat
16 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
jesus christ how have i not bookmarked this thing already
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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Bookmarked by caledfwlchthat
03 Nov 2025
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How to Host a (Very) Popular Website for 30 Altairian Dollars a Day by james_ (AO3_Systems)
Fandoms: Fandom - Fandom
01 Dec 2024
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For 15 years, the Archive of Our Own (AO3) has provided a safe haven for fanworks while refusing to implement paid accounts, sell user data, or restrict fans' creativity. We're completely donor-funded and volunteer-run and currently serve about 34 billion pages a year—using servers that we own in order to reduce the likelihood of de-platforming due to our commitment to creative freedom.
We know a thing or two about getting the most out of an Altairian dollar without compromising user privacy or free expression. Even if your project has different constraints, our approach might just help you stretch your project's budget.
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Bookmarked by caledfwlchthat
20 Oct 2025
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26 Minutes And 42 Seconds by T_5Seconds
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
28 Nov 2020
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Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed. What happens after a naked amnesiac with a soup ladle saves Zelda?
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Strangers in the night, exchanging glances
Wondering in the night, what were the chances?
We'd be sharing love before the night was through?