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Frequencies Of The Eldritch by sasuwux
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
Summary
Current Timeline:
1. Chapter One & Two - The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer
2. Chapter One & Two - The Jester & The Butcher
3. Chapter One - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
4. Chapter Two - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
5. Chapter One - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
6. Chapter Three - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
7. Chapter Four - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
8. Chapter Two - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
9. Chapter Three - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
10. Chapter Five - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
11. Chapter Four - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
12. Chapter Five - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
13. Chapter Six - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
14. Chapter Six - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony- Words:
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26 Jan 2026
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They’d never learned enough about Pennywise as kids, and as adults there wasn’t exactly a wealth of knowledge on other-worldly, kid-eating, clown monsters. So none of them can really be held responsible for not knowing the mating habits of their childhood boogeyman… or that dancing is apparently the kick starter to a week-long marathon of creepy clown courting… And so, so much more.
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The one where Billy tries to distract Pennywise from eating his friends by dancing and it turns out to be how alien murder clowns attract a mate.
(My summary doesn’t do the fic it’s proper justice. What started as a little fun and wacky idea has rolled away from me and is now a huge story with lots going on)
(Over 40,000 hits on this? Omfg we’re all freaks)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,488
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 494
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- 2,007
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11 Jan 2026
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What if Tobias Snape damaged Severus' throat before he got to the Hogwarts Express?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,012
- Chapters:
- 48/48
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 368
- Kudos:
- 1,884
- Bookmarks:
- 227
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- 38,731
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08 Oct 2025
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It all started because Lily Evans told him to.
“If you’re going to keep saying awful things about Snape, you might as well get to know him first,” she’d snapped at breakfast, jabbing her fork in his direction. “Actually observe him, Potter. Like a real person. Not a cartoon villain in your head.”
And James—James “absolutely doesn’t have time for this” Potter—decided to do just that.
For academic purposes. Obviously.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,699
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 123
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- 899
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- 17,094
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07 Oct 2025
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During summer break at Potter Manor, something impossible happens.
A swirling light tears open the living room wall—and out tumbles a toddler. A little boy no older than two, with messy black hair, impossibly round eyes, and the world’s most chaotic lopsided grin.
He’s James Potter’s son. From the future.
And he calls himself Hawwy Pottah
As the Marauders spiral into chaos (Sirius cries, Remus takes notes, Peter bakes out of panic), James is left gaping. Not just because he somehow has a time-traveling child—but because this boy looks like him and scowls like someone else.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,350
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 167
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- 1,764
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- 244
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- 25,634
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07 Oct 2025
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Severus was forced to join the Slytherin Quidditch Team
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The Slytherin Team decided to be cunning and added Severus Snape to the team to distract the Gryffindor's best chaser.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,125
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 62
- Kudos:
- 1,122
- Bookmarks:
- 130
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- 11,386
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06 Oct 2025
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James Potter decided that the ultimate prank that he could do to Snivellus is to polyjuice as Regulus Black. He planned to pretend to infiltrate the Slytherin common room and dip as soon as he sabotaged one of Snape's 'dark' concoctions.
Except, he didn't expect Snape to be this cute while rambling about boomslang skins and bezoars.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,454
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 70
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- 1,015
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- 136
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- 13,365
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06 Oct 2025
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Severus accidentally became a mind reader and caught glimpses of the thoughts of one James Potter.
'He's so cute when he's grumpy'
''...what?''
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,859
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 59
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- 1,254
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- 171
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- 14,241
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06 Oct 2025
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Severus came back to Hogwarts with a new haircut.
Chaos ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,444
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
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- 30
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- 682
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- 8,999
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06 Oct 2025
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Sirius manages to convince Regulus to invite him and the rest of the Marauders to one of the famous Slytherin parties, but when he gets there, Sirius ends up being distracted by the presence of Severus Snape, the problem boy of Hogwarts.
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06 Oct 2025
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After the Extermination, the Hazbin Hotel has become more popular than ever. Because of this, Charlie has to instate some new rules:
1. Do your best on the path to redemption. All Sinners must actively participate in the activities available, not hole themselves up in their room.
2. It starts with sorry. Teaching a Sinner to apologize will help keep the peace and allow them to move closer to Heaven.
There's also a third, unspoken rule: King Lucifer Morningstar is off-limits.
She hopes they're all easy enough to follow.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,041
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 35
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- 1,074
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- 216
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- 6,351
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06 Oct 2025
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Lucifer and Alastor learning their feelings for each other and finding their feet at the beginning of their relationship. Lucifer/Alastor budding relationship and breaking down barriers. Just some cute fluff!
Bookmarked by basicKingBanana
06 Oct 2025
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Lucifer starts randomly sleeping in the Radio Demon's room. Much to Alastor's consternation. A peculiar bond is formed.
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06 Oct 2025
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“Oh.” Lucifer lifted his mug and took a sip. “Well, er, thanks. For the coffee.”
“Of course.” Alastor took another bite of his croissant, chewing and swallowing before he spoke again. “I… actually had something I wanted to discuss with you if you might be amenable.”
“Sure.” Lucifer said without hesitation, taking another bite of his own croissant and speaking with his mouth still full as he chewed. “You can tell me anything, buck.”
Alastor hummed and reached over, swiping his thumb along Lucifer’s lower lip where a bit of chocolate lingered before lifting his thumb to his own mouth and sucking it clean, biding his time before he just… came out and said what he needed to say. He figured that would be the best way to go about it. After all, his maman had always taught him honesty was the best policy.
“I don't wish to have sex with you.” Alastor blurted.
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Alastor decides he and Lucifer are finally at that stage in their relationship where they should probably have "the talk" so he sits his King down and tells him when he needs to. It goes about as well as one might expect.
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- Part 15 of Events
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06 Oct 2025
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Lucifer’s brow furrows. “It doesn’t look like nothing. You really are burning up- and with the coughing and whatever else is going on-“
“I’m fine,” Alastor snaps. “I can handle myself.”
And he can. He always has. He’s always needed to. He won’t fail himself now. Not when he’s come so far.
But Lucifer merely offers him a soft, sad smile. “I know you can Al. But you don’t need to. Not anymore, anyway.”
Or: Alastor gets sick and hides himself away. Lucifer finds him (cue the comfort)
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06 Oct 2025
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Alastor never wanted touch, until he did.
Lucifer has always respected his boundaries. He never expected anything more.
But one quiet morning, an empty bed leads to a locked wardrobe, a long overdue conversation, and a confession.
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06 Oct 2025
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Alastor and Lucifer visit a capybara cafe by AndrogynousBlackBox
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Aug 2025
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When the residents of the hotel find out that Lucifer could open a portal to the human world, they all started talking about an outing. Alastor thought why not.
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- Part 4 of Tiny Al AU
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06 Oct 2025
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Now thanks to his curse, Alastor caught a virus that no one else in the hotel has. Luckily for him, the devil was there to help out.
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- Part 3 of Tiny Al AU
Bookmarked by basicKingBanana
06 Oct 2025
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A little Alastor lost in a big city by AndrogynousBlackBox
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2025
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Cursed to be of a tinier size, Alastor got separated from Lucifer and now has to make it back to the Hotel.
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- Part 2 of Tiny Al AU
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06 Oct 2025
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Alastor has been accidentally cursed into becoming an even tinier version of himself at the most random of times. On top of that, he also has to handle the weird situation happening between himself and the king of Hell.
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- Part 1 of Tiny Al AU
Bookmarked by basicKingBanana
06 Oct 2025
