ashesashesallfalldown
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"During a live performance, [Kiki] slipped out the back entrance during their part and met Baker for the first time."
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The origin story of Kiki and Baker’s friendship.
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The one in which the sketchy street-urchin befriends the DJ octoling.
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Tweek and Craig navigate what it means to look like their fathers.
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When Tweek turned 13, it was decided that he would begin working behind the front counter at Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse.
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Tweek's first recital as a private piano teacher demands a lot from him. Luckily, Craig is around to make things okay.
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r/RBI I found out my parents were secretly drugging me and now they are going to kill me. by moremoreteeth
Fandoms: South Park
13 Feb 2026
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u/mountaingaycouple263 • 1 hr. ago
r/RBI I found out my parents were secretly drugging me and now they are going to kill me.
Before anyone asks, im not crazy!! This isnt a joke either. Im not being paranoid or seeing things. This is REAL. This is actually happening to me. Please you have to believe me. It might be my only hope of getting out of this situation alive.
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13 Feb 2026
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Craig Tucker ruined his own life. More importantly, he ruined Tweek’s. It was all too easy for him to pinpoint the exact moments where everything went wrong—his mind insisted on replaying them over and over and over.
If only those endless mental replays allowed him to actually go back and fix things.
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- Part 1 of South Park One-shots
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20 Dec 2025
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Newly moved to Genova with his strict parents, Luca Paguro has a hard time being comfortable in the huge, overwhelming city and being a Sea Monster certainly doesn't make it easier. Luckily, his friend Giulia Marcovaldo doesn't have a problem with it.
When Luca gets hit by a motorcycle one afternoon he doesn't expect the mysterious and boisterous driver to turn out to be a Sea Monster as well. Bonding over their experiences as (literal) fish out of water, the two decide to meet weekly and go on not-dates around the city.
But past wounds seem to have stained the relationship between Giulia and the biker Alberto, making it all the more difficult for Luca to carelessly trust his new friend. Luca comes to realize that the more he learns about Alberto, the less he feels like he actually knows him - and the more dangerous it seems to develop certain feelings for the biker.
Or: Alberto is in a Biker Gang and hits Luca with his motorcycle. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of The Bike Shop (I guess)
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11 Nov 2025
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It's Tweek's birthday. Maybe this year, he'll get to actually celebrate it.
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06 Oct 2025
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“Craig!” The slightly scolding tone Tweek’s voice carried made Craig sigh inwardly. He wanted a nice quiet afternoon with his husband, not a damn lecture.
“We have to do it, man!”
“Not for a few more months.”
“You’ll just forget about it by then!”
“So set a reminder on your phone.”
“Hell no! I don’t need the government spying on me and knowing when we plan to file! They’re gonna tap into my files and fuck something up if I do that!”
“Babe, why would the government mess up the timing of our taxes? The money’s going to them.”
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Craig and Tweek do their taxes