ambitiouspants
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- Men's Hockey RPF (2)
- Swimming RPF (1)
- Olympics RPF (1)
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Grumpy, smoochy, semi-domestic fluff with my favorite non-existent threesome.
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Just a bit of fluff to try and get other people excited about this potential pairing, because these quotes Cal gave about Johnny in 2010 are absolutely killing me. "I'll make sure to tell him I still run his show," really Cal?? Basically he hits all my kinks and feelings about JT being really young and slightly helpless off the ice for most of his hockey career...
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Why Phelps Was Slow (Sort of) in the 200m Butterfly Semi-Finals the Other Day (In 2008) by ambitiouspants
Fandoms: Swimming RPF, Olympics RPF
02 Jun 2013
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Yeah so in 2008 Phelps won every race by a ridiculous margin except one, and this is the ridiculous porno universe version of why that may have been. Wrote this to torment a friend, mostly reflects my attempts to cram in as many awful swimming-related innuendos as possible.
Probably... probably things didn't happen this way and there's loads of other perfectly good reasons why Phelps didn't dominate this race as much but hey, were you in that locker room?
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I Like Jane For You by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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- Part 1 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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17 Feb 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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09 Feb 2026
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Shane finds getting himself off boring.
At least, he used to. Before Ilya Rozanov got involved.
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- Part 1 of Buzzer Beater
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by ambitiouspants
04 Feb 2026
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Ilya wants to pierce Shane’s ears. Shane lets him.
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- Part 3 of Triple Gold
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31 Jan 2026