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A Crisismas Carol by CastleAndMurdock for santsii
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
31 Dec 2016
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The Christmas season is upon us, but the gang just isn't really feeling it this year. On Christmas Eve, each member of the gang is getting ready for bed, but before the sun can rise on Christmas morning, each of them will be confronted by spirits of their past, their present, and their future. And boy are they pissed.
Will the gang be able to make it through the night? Will it be a Merry Christmas at Paddy's after all? Or is it destined to be another Crisismas?
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14 Feb 2026
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The Gang Miscalculates the Odds by OystersAintForMe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 May 2020
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After tracing the Great Guigino's Fish Shortage of 2015 back to the unresolved sexual tension between Mac and Dennis, Frank and Charlie decide to take matters into their own hands and convince their friends to finally, FINALLY bang it out. They're going to have to be subtle about it, though. Dee is so sure they will fail that she bets her apartment on it. Frank and Charlie have two days and a lot of connections with the hotel industry. Dee is hell-bent on winning and not even remotely above cheating.
I'd say, "What could go wrong?", but, dear reader—you probably already know. :)
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03 Feb 2026
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Mac and Dee Lend a Helping Hand by usuallysunny
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Feb 2019
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Mac and Dee have never understood each other, not really. But now Dennis is gone and they're all that's left.
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01 Feb 2026
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A groundbreaking OT5 fic that explores explores the complex sexual dynamics between each member of The Gang while rapidly devolving into gruesome depravity and finishing with a massive orgy in a garbage truck.
Enjoy~
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01 Feb 2026
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Transcendental Youth by biohazard (radiodurans_archive), radiodurans_archive
Fandom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
26 Jan 2018
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Mac, Dennis, Dee, and Charlie stumbling through their youth together and apart.
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- 21,517
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- 5
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13 Jan 2026
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“I think you’ll find, Mr. Mac, that while we don’t look very strong, we have sort of a Rocky-type situation going on right now. We’re at the bottom but it’s just because we had to get there to be ready for our training,” said Charlie.
“You’ve tried to explain that to me three times this week and I still have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Luther.
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EVERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER by biohazard (radiodurans_archive), radiodurans_archive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 Sep 2017
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I read too much fanfic.
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- Part 1 of Crack and Nonsense
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13 Jan 2026
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“How long did this plot take us this time?” says Dennis as he grabs a beer.
Dee flips through a manuscript on the bar. “About 20,000 words.”
“Huh,” says Dennis. “How long is Macbeth ?”
Dee checks her phone. “17,121.”
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beach house living by biohazard (radiodurans_archive), radiodurans_archive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Jan 2018
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Dee and Dennis are hoping to run away from their problems at the Jersey Shore. Too bad codependency is one thing they can never escape.
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13 Jan 2026
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chemtrails under the country club by femsl4sh
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 May 2024
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A look into Dee and Dennis's relationship through the years.
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13 Dec 2025
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"crack treated seriously" as double entendre
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Just Closer to God (You Could Call Me Your Heaven) by Blink_Blue
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
19 Oct 2017
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As Mac edges closer to being out of the closet, Dennis finds something in his friend that he hadn't realized he'd been craving: the thrill of the chase. He tells himself he just wants to see how far he can take it. What he doesn't realize, is that too far may break them both.
OR: an in depth look at the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, not as a foolproof method of seduction, but as a subconscious, self-sabotaging way of life.
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10 Dec 2025
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Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by pavonine
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16 Sep 2016
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Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.
Of course it backfires on them both.
Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.
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- English
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- 35,906
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 328
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
08 Dec 2025
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always remind your partner how you banged their mom to assert dominance. god i love this show.
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“Low and gentle, you poison us; you fill the minds of my people with rot- stuff us with honeyed, empty lies and lay our bodies onto your silver platter.”
Eli Sunday bleeds.
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28 Oct 2025
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A dead woman in an alley, a girl with a thousand faces, a fiancé with blood on his hands, a wealthy family with an agenda, and the two detectives who would solve the case at any cost.
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- English
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- 55,417
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
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25 Oct 2025
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In this gritty re-imagining, Kirkwall takes its mid-1970's vibe from such classics as Coffy and Dirty Harry. Hawke and her crew work hard, play hard, and take no guff. There's crime enough to keep them busy, and a sinister undercurrent running from the Qunari gangsters all the way up to City Hall. But in this city. . .her city. . .justice is sweet.
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25 Dec 2024
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Varric patted Beth’s hand and added, “Do it wrong or do it right, love’s like sliding down a razor blade into big glass of lemonade.”
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In Melanie’s defense, she wouldn’t have had to do it if working at the Magnus Institute wasn’t so freaking boring.
In which Daisy falsifies a CV, Basira quits Artifact Storage and unleashes psychological warfare upon her new boss, Melanie narcissistically vlogs her increasingly unproductive workplace, and Jon makes a new friend.
And if you can't get ahead, get even.
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- Part 1 of MLM/WLW Hostility
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,852
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 78
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- 603
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
14 Dec 2024
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“I don’t want to do psychological warfare anymore,” Daisy said. Like Gandhi.
also. Melanie POV! so rare yet so needed.
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In accordance with the Ride or Die Pact of 2009, Jonathan Sims can call upon Georgie Barker at any time for aid with no strings attached. Despite their rocky history, their childhood friendship, and Jon’s barely recovered alcoholism, this pact is sacred and must be upheld.
Georgie Barker may regret this. She may regret it when she discovers that the world is full of monsters and eldritch gods and dickhead managers. She may regret it when a punk rocker who should be dead collapses on their doorstep, a teenager again who needs their help. She may regret it when her stupid ex-boyfriend starts selling his soul for knowledge and the ability to keep his new family safe.
But she probably won’t. Georgie isn’t scared of anything - not a Clown’s apocalypse, not the apocalypse that Jon is destined to begin, and not Jon’s own loss of humanity.
Maybe she should be.
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- Part 1 of immortal with a kiss
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 102,237
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 363
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- 1,358
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- 303
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- 24,064
Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
10 Dec 2024
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everyone is kind of ooc but SO well-written and very interesting.
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The (Attempted) Assassination(s) of Daisy Tonner by the Coward Jonathan Sims by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Feb 2020
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Daisy wakes up to Jon standing over her with a knife.
Or: the process by which Daisy becomes a cowboy and Jon forgets the Alamo.
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- English
- Words:
- 15,347
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 80
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- 717
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- 6,313
Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
07 Dec 2024
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“There’s no cell phones in America,” Daisy said, aiming for something a bit more believable than there are no cell phones anywhere but falling disastrously short into the blatant lie category.
“I’m going to die,” Jon whispered.
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It's a classic love story: boy meets a boy literally from his dreams. Boy stares ceaselessly with its hundred eyes. Boy exists only as the vague mockery of the human form. Boy is omniscient and might, in fact, have literally been in your dreams, doing unspeakable things to your mind. Boy may be the Archivist of the Magnus Institute, a mindless abomination - but nobody’s perfect!
When Martin becomes the newest Archival assistant with his friends Tim and Sasha, forced to work together to outrun the famous curse on the position that kills any assistant in three months or less, his romance novel becomes a reality. But who is his dream boy? Who is the Archivist? And, if Martin can’t find out, can he survive?
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- English
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- 63,067
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 322
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
07 Dec 2024
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holy fucking shit I don't know what I expected but this is so much more
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Jon swallowed, feeling faint. "Why...why are you here, then?"
"I would have rather hoped it was obvious, but we tend to be slow to accept these kinds of things at this point in our lives. Such a waste of time." The figure finally stood up, stepping forward slightly so Jon could see them.
"'We'?" Jon asked, but then stumbled back, understanding in one horrific moment.
Because he was looking at himself.
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A door has opened, and something has come through-alone.Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
06 Dec 2024
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"Okay, let's do this one more time. My name is Jonathan Jarchivist Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive book and for the past four or so years i've been the one and only Archivist. You know the rest."
ok this is my favourite. and I thought abt implications of postcanon and in this general direction rly hard but no. author has GAME.
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Jonathan Sims reads a book and saves the world; although maybe the real salvation is the friends he makes along the way; (although perhaps the world itself and the darkness that exists behind it isn't quite as out to get everyone as it seems).
OR: in which Jon is not the only Archival monster for very long, Sasha James is competent, Tim Stoker finds some catharsis, Helen Richardson is sexy, Melanie makes a very successful youtube channel revamp, and Martin Blackwood gets to brew a lot of new friends tea.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,122
- Chapters:
- 9/18
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 680
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- 1,284
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- 431
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04 Dec 2024
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Jonathan Sims, researcher at the Magnus Institute, is seeing a ghost. Of himself.
Of course, it’s not really him, no matter what secrets it knows, or how many arguments it brings up. So if it tells him to do something?Obviously, he’ll be doing the exact opposite.
(AKA: Jon is an idiot, past and future, but somewhere along the way it all cancels out.)
(Expect general spoilers for S4 and specifically, MAG 158.)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,527
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 845
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- 3,375
- Bookmarks:
- 888
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- 35,933
Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
29 Nov 2024
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“Well,” Jon says out loud, and with a sinking feeling in his stomach. “I guess that means I have to channel my inner Jonah Magnus.” tomfoolery ensues