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  1. Public Bookmark 6

    A Crisismas Carol by for santsii

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens  

    31 Dec 2016

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    The Christmas season is upon us, but the gang just isn't really feeling it this year. On Christmas Eve, each member of the gang is getting ready for bed, but before the sun can rise on Christmas morning, each of them will be confronted by spirits of their past, their present, and their future. And boy are they pissed.

    Will the gang be able to make it through the night? Will it be a Merry Christmas at Paddy's after all? Or is it destined to be another Crisismas?

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    14 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

    The Gang Has An Orgy by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    03 Mar 2018

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    A groundbreaking OT5 fic that explores explores the complex sexual dynamics between each member of The Gang while rapidly devolving into gruesome depravity and finishing with a massive orgy in a garbage truck.

    Enjoy~

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

    The Gang Miscalculates the Odds by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    14 May 2020

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    After tracing the Great Guigino's Fish Shortage of 2015 back to the unresolved sexual tension between Mac and Dennis, Frank and Charlie decide to take matters into their own hands and convince their friends to finally, FINALLY bang it out. They're going to have to be subtle about it, though. Dee is so sure they will fail that she bets her apartment on it. Frank and Charlie have two days and a lot of connections with the hotel industry. Dee is hell-bent on winning and not even remotely above cheating.

    I'd say, "What could go wrong?", but, dear reader—you probably already know. :)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    16 Sep 2016

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    Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.

    Of course it backfires on them both.

    Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.

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    08 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    always remind your partner how you banged their mom to assert dominance. god i love this show.

  5. Public Bookmark 13

    Mac and Dee Lend a Helping Hand by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    04 Feb 2019

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    Mac and Dee have never understood each other, not really. But now Dennis is gone and they're all that's left.

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    01 Feb 2026