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I Can Excuse the Bear Mauling, But the King?? by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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When Phainon finally moved to Castrum Kremnos—the city he’d daydreamed about since childhood—he expected many things: difficult dialects, lovely cuisine, and locals built like war gods. He did not expect to flirt with a man he assumed was a priest.
“So… I read Nikador’s scriptures once. Very inspiring. Huge fan.”
Finger guns.
Pew pew.
A silence worthy of a sacred text.
Unfortunately, that “priest” happened to be the Crown Prince.
Even more unfortunately, the Crown Prince thought he was cute.
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21 Feb 2026
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Dana prided herself on knowing everything about the ED. She didn't understand how she could have ever missed this.
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13 Nov 2025
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Thomas Riley has a good life, thanks to the efforts of his older brother Simon. Simon is closed off, cold, quiet. Tom wishes desperately he could make his brother happy, help him like his brother had done for him. But Simon is cold. That is, until Beth agrees to help a new coworker move. A Scottish coworker, with a twin brother that's in the military.
AU where Ghost's family is alive and Tommy just wants to see his big brother happy.
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- Part 2 of Fics That Were Supposed to Be One-shots
- Part 1 of The Oh, Brother -Verse
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25 Sep 2025
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How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?
Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.
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15 Sep 2025
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The Breake(Ring) Box by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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“I’m glad one of us knows what to do here.” Eddie trailed off, leaning back against your bookshelf as you typed away on the computer. There was a slightly off sort of tone in the way he spoke, though. Something that had you stopping immediately and whipping around to him.
“Eddie, are you…nervous?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You are. Why?”
Eddie scoffed, turning away so that his eyes no longer met yours.
“You do know that there’s absolutely no way Volt says no, right? You could drop down on one knee in the middle of the sidewalk and he’d still be ecstatic.”
or, you help your stubborn electricity boyfriend propose to your other electricity boyfriend
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11 Aug 2025
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notes on the human condition by moonrows
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jul 2025
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Realization taught Volt three main things:
- The world was always living in the past tense.
- Eddie was better at being human than he was.
- Eggs were stupidly fragile.
A look into Volt and Eddie's foray into the real world after being Realized: restoring an old diner, navigating polyamory, and learning what it means to be people.
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27 Jul 2025
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Phainon walks right up to him with full confidence. “Mydeimos,” he says. “I want a divorce.”
Mydei blinks. “You want WHAT?”
Phainon loses his memory. He wakes up convinced that he and Mydei are married. And that they should get divorced.
(Russian | русский translation thanks to the lovely Zhena_kyubi_no_yuko!)
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13 May 2025
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"We don't want you to feel left out, so we want you to answer at least one truth or dare," Belle says. "So, which will it be?"
Wise gives her a look. "Can I pass?"
"Nope!" Burnice cries, punching her fist up into the air. "It's either truth or dare, Proxy, no other options!"
"Why me..?"
Belle dons the most pitiful puppy-dog look she's ever worn in front of him, hands clasped to her cheek in seeming supplication. "Because you're my brother and I love you, and I don't want you feeling left out..?"
Wise makes an attempt to escape his sister's whims while they hang out at Cheesetopia with the Sons of Calydon. Unfortunately, it's not that easy.
※DO NOT REPOST / HOST MY WORK ON OTHER APPS OR SITES
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16 Dec 2024
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Mabel is tired of her grunkles' fighting, and decides to resort to stronger measures to get them to talk to each other.
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- Part 7 of Twangst Stories
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09 Aug 2024
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Who Better Than an Android? by tiramisu_turtle
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
30 Jun 2024
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Five months have passed since the android revolution. The country is still in turmoil, as gray areas leave androids and humans alike struggling to find their place in this new world. You are one of these unlucky people, as ex Cyberlife employees are not viewed highly in society.
But there is one bright spot in your life. Connor, the android you worked with back during the revolution, won't leave you alone. You suppose it's coming from a place of genuine care, but this old coworker will soon become more than just an acquaintance. When you're wanted dead by wronged androids, you're going to need someone watching your back.
And who better to stop androids than another android?Bookmarked by absofuckinglutely
25 Jul 2024
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“Now,” Acheron speaks again, jerking him from his train of thought, “to address your previous question.”
With bated breath, Aventurine watches her. He’s ready to cling to her every word, desperate for a revelation.
Except she apparently has none to offer. Instead, she eyes his pocket with disconcerting intensity. “I believe you already have the answer.”
In the void, Aventurine's conversation with Acheron takes a different direction.
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03 Apr 2024
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No matter how you slice it by tamashiinorei
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Feb 2024
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For the majority of the galaxy, Valentine's Day holds no meaning. This holds true to most of the Astral Express.
For Dan Heng and Caelus, however, the day can mean a well-timed break in their busy schedules to make some time for each other. One of them does do that, and the consequences are for both to bear.
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Valentine's Day through five parts of the day, and one time that signals a new dawn.Bookmarked by absofuckinglutely
21 Feb 2024
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My love, are you the devil? (Oh, call me a devil) by BowieBond
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
15 Nov 2023
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Sometimes Astarion had to remind himself that there was a difference between a master and a leader. He expected much of what Tar’eon did to be that of an iron fist, like a master talking to his slaves, especially with his intimidating build, but he was…gentle. Disgustingly so, in Astarion's opinion.
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Astarion found himself often surprised by his heroic companion. He had one goal. To become the favoured companion of the group, to earn the Tieflings loyalty, to make Tar'eons strength his own. Yet Tar'eon isn't like the usual target of his manipulations. Despite his naivety, he does not seem gullible. There is something very wrong with their 'leader' to begin with. Astarion isn't sure if he wants to control it or eradicate the threat it posed. But can he really do either when Tar'eon himself seems so...unwaveringly kind?
That devil is getting into his head, while others get into Tar'eons. He doesn't appreciate not having the upperhand after years of being at the disadvantage. He will find a way to make him see.
He is the one he should be listening to. Astarion would make it so, no matter the means.
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- Part 1 of The Devil Worships I
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29 Jan 2024
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if i have to be who i was (do i have to be who i am) by draconictendonseas
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Jul 2023
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He doesn’t have a script for this version of Caelus, this strange variant who looks at him like he never knew him at all. He doesn’t know how to stand in front of him as something, someone else.
(He is not someone else. He is Dan Heng)--
or a conversation at the end of all things, and how two people open up.
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28 Jul 2023
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“The Express will welcome you anytime,” Himeko had told him. Caelus, freshly born, does not wish to leave the Space Station. So he doesn’t.
And then, quite suddenly -
He does.
(A small CaeHeng/DanCae thing involving a very different Caelus, and a sort-of bad ending turned good.)
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17 Jul 2023
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You who bares all your teeth in every smile by ShuTheAnimeme
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
15 Jun 2023
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Miguel is given free reign of Reader’s phone and he doesn’t know what the fuck to do with this newfound freedom.
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A stakeout mission turns into something a lot softer.
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16 Jun 2023
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Comodidad De Araña by Pitiful_Prince
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
12 Jun 2023
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Miguel returned tense and stressed from his mission and it’s up to you to calm him down with your world class jokes and love and also maybe kisses
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Miguel O’Hara x Male ReaderBookmarked by absofuckinglutely
12 Jun 2023
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In which Caelus benefits from his lack of a filter by Flamingwolf
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 May 2023
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Caelus and Dan Heng hiding in a freight starskiff to avoid Cloudknights, -1 feet apart, you get the gist
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05 May 2023
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it's all too strange and strong by haejjoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 May 2023
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“Ever since I met you, I have been trying to pin down this strange feeling that you give me. It and you both are utterly incomprehensible.” A stray bead of sweat traces Caelus’ jaw. “I want to try my hand at understanding it.”
The butterfly-blinks are back, beating at Caelus’ eyes in a fluttering flurry. “By—by kissing me?”
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(Danheng feels strange, and Caelus is strange. Surely, there's a connection.)
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- Part 1 of love to keep me warm
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05 May 2023
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"You may make a difference for one carpenter for a short time, but that's hardly a drop in the scale of the problem. He will be out of work once more the moment your little project ends," Alhaitham said.
"That's just like you, to see Mr. Durgar as a number. Are we not each a world unto ourselves?" Kaveh replied.(Kaveh goes bankrupt employing as many workers as he can on his projects, and then bickers with Alhaitham about it all through a Chasm expedition. But when they are ambushed deep in the Chasm, Kaveh finds himself unexpectedly alone.)
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06 Apr 2023