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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    There is always an Ark
    There is always The Sensei
    There are always The Students

    The Sensei may change,
    The Students may grow,
    The Plot may warp,
    The Ark may Drown,

    But The Sensei will always Love and Care for their Students
    The Truth remains eternal, even in the infinities of the Arks

    But . . .
    What if . . .
    Sensei is not a Man . .
    But an Eldritch Entity, Beyond Man?
    Will IT Love the Students?
    Will IT Care for their Lives?

    Of course He will
    He is Sensei, They are Students
    To Care and To Love, is Truth itself

    For if you teach The Abyss
    The Abyss Teaches Back

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    01 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Subaru is transported into the world Umamusume one day, a world filled with cute horse girls! What a dream come true. Watch as our boy becomes a trainer and tries to guide his umas to thrive in this world. He may not be the best but he will not give up on them even when they have gave up on themselves. Though perhaps he is a bit overbearing...

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    05 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    What happens when loss is becoming too much?

    When the weight of a dream is already too heavy?

    Spe dreamed of becoming the Ruler of Japan, but her performance in her race says otherwise. She doesn't know what happened to her so she realized that her path to victory is eliminating the obstacles that stand in her path, one way or another.

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Harry was many things - Detective, depressed drunkard, speedrunner of the entire political spectrum, but a teacher?

    RHETORIC – Yeah, this doesn’t work, he already was a teacher in the lore. Try something more original.

    Okay, how about ‘EX COMMUNIST-FASCIST-ULTRALIBERAL SORRY FAILURE OF A DETECTIVE FUCKS AROUND IN ANIME SLICE OF LIFE STORY’?

    RHETORIC – Sure, better to sound unhinged than unoriginal. It’s not like we know any better ways to write summaries.

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    17 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 52

    Virtual Insanity by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Garry's Mod, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo, South Park, Dangan Ronpa Series, 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Snowbreak: Containment Zone (Video Game), BioShock Infinite, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Team Fortress 2, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game), 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game), Fairy Tail, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Blue Archive (Video Game), Vocaloid, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Regular Show (Cartoon), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game), Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, 86-エイティシックス- - 安里 アサト | 86 - Asato Asato, Half-Life (Video Games), Code Geass, 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, マブラヴ | Muv-Luv, Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Lycoris Recoil (Anime), 니케: 승리의 여신 | Goddess of Victory: Nikke (Video Game), 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga), RWBY, 无期迷途 | Path to Nowhere (Video Game), 少女終末旅行 | Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou | Girls' Last Tour (Anime), BlazBlue Series (Video Games), Violet Evergarden (Anime), Undertale (Video Game)  

    20 Feb 2026

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    Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
    The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
    They have no idea they're in a video game.
    To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are extreme weirdos. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

    Spacebattles Forum version, ported by fan

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    11 Dec 2025