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The one where An Wenyi and Qiao Yifan aren’t together-together, but they sure are having sex with their avatars together.
Feat. live action An Wenyi’s more-or-less canonical ‘obviously I’ve never experienced a fondly soft feeling in my entire life, what are you talking about, but also of course I’ll do anything at all so long as Qiao Yifan keeps smiling at me about it’ cognitive disconnect. Plus a generous lil’ helping of Qiao Yifan’s praise kink. As a treat.
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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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- Part 1 of Socially Awkward
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Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
16 Feb 2026
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the one. yeah. that one. save and reheat at will
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Albedo does an experiment on Aether, and he finds out more than he ever expected about alien biology.
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11 Feb 2026
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albedo seing cosmic horror and instantly needing to study it is so real
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he’s just a doll, but he's a bottom by oh_fudgecakes for loachpearl
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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“You definitely don't look like you're from around here,” Venti comments, “so pray tell, what brings you from faraway lands to the city of wind and freedom?”
“Lesser Lord Kusanali has entrusted me with confidential correspondence meant for the Lord of Wind,” Wanderer says, and narrows his eyes. “But the intended recipient is pretending to be someone else.”
“Sounds rough,” Venti says blithely. “I'm sorry to hear that.”
Wanderer closes his eyes, and counts backwards from ten.
Written for the prompt: omega topping alpha through heat or rut — Teetering on the brink of his rut, all Wanderer wants to do is finish his task and go home, but the omega god Barbatos seems to have other plans.
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- Part 13 of genshin fics
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This—is starting to feel good, Neuvillette realized. He moaned loudly, and the pace picked up. He managed to look up at the man behind him; a wall of scars and muscle with a blurry face; before his eyes rolled back, and he fell into his body, relishing in the pleasure of his entire cock, thrusting up my—
One of the hands gripping his waist suddenly released, and Neuvillette only had a second to think what that meant before he heard a shrill “CUT!”
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Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
02 Feb 2026
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this is adorable!!!! i love it oughhhhh
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"Sir Flins, you - you stupid drunk! Leave me with your lantern, still lit, to do - to do what? Does he really think I would jerk off with him in the other room?"
Illuga's outburst does not last long. Soon after, his shoulders slump, and he adjusts how he is seated on the couch, cradling the lantern in his lap.
"Stupid… weirdo… why do I even …"
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Illuga puts Flins' lantern on a hear me out cake. Flins gives it over, and Illuga gives in.
Or, Illuga fucks the lantern.Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
02 Feb 2026
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LANTERNFUCKING AND TRANS ILLUGA WRITTEN SO WONDERFULLY IM BREAKING DOWN INTO TINY PIECES AND YOU'LL HAVE TO COLLECT MY REMNANTS OFF THE WALLS FUCK FUCK
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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25 Jan 2026
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wheezing oh my god i should read more of these sorts of aus
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This is, perhaps, the dumbest idea Kaveh has ever had.
Which, in Alhaitham’s completely one-hundred-percent sober opinion is saying something, given that Kaveh is full of nothing if not dumb ideas.
During a late-night game of Truth or Dare, Kaveh tasks Cyno with pleasuring himself in public. This won’t awaken anything in the four of them, right?
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24 Jan 2026
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lmFAO yes exactly thats how 4ggravate works i love this its perfect
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“Even our good barkeep here has his fantasies. Isn’t that right, Master Diluc?”
Diluc reaches across the bar with a scowl and confiscates what’s left of Kaeya’s glass of wine. “My only fantasy is that you stop drinking so heavily and do your job, Sir Kaeya.”
“What I’m hearing is that you fantasize about me, Master Diluc…”
Kaeya and Diluc might just share the same fantasy, but what is fantasy if not madness by another name?
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Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
24 Jan 2026
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fuck fuck fuck messy and horrible and exactly right
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How To Get Your Dragon by smile667 for PhloxX
Fandoms: 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán, 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV)
24 Dec 2021
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"I might have messed up," Ye Xiu said as a greeting.
Wang Jiexi stepped away from the door, allowing him in. "How badly?"
"Well, Wu Chen saw me lose control of my magic and now he's suddenly gone to visit his family without a word about it, so my guess is pretty badly."
In which Ye Xiu is a dragon and Wu Chen finds out, but it doesn't really derail them too much.
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The course of true love never did run smooth by awkwardtypeos
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jan 2026
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"Flins," Varka nods in hello, and then jumps right into the problem at hand. Nobody is around to hear them except the ghosts. "Why haven't you slept with you boyfriend yet? Are you torturing him on purpose?"
The puffins chirp like a peanut gallery and Flins sort of just stares in his unnerving way he does sometimes when he forgets to act human.
"I adore Illuga, I would never hurt him so.'
"Then why did he come to ME for sex tips?"
"When?"
"Yesterday!"
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At his wit’s end, Illuga turns to Grand Master Varka for relationship advice. Varka ends up getting far more entangled between Flins and Illuga than he predicted. Title is from A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare.
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- Part 3 of The Knight and His Lights
Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
05 Jan 2026
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sobbing cryinf throwing up varflilluga truly the ship
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The Wine-Cursing Incident by oh_fudgecakes for kawree
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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“Master Diluc, are you quite alright?” Venti asks.
Diluc turns back around. “You,” he begins, and then, “I—”
He stares at the sink again, then back at Venti, who just blinks, seeming quite bemused.
“How is wine-cursing a thing you can do now?!” Diluc demands.
“Hey,” Venti says, mock-crossly. “I cultivated the God of Wine title very diligently, I'll have you know that. Unfortunately, it never gave me any useful abilities— like the power to turn water to wine! Wouldn't that have been amazing? But no, that never manifested.”
Barbatos is the God of Wind and Freedom, but also of Wine and Song. He thus has a sliding scale of wine-curses from "I lay a plague upon your house" and "may all the wine you drink be ever-so-slightly over-oxidized." He absolutely uses his wine-cursing abilities on drunk assholes at the bar.
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- Part 8 of genshin fics
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Hot Cocoa, Gifts, and a Sprinkle of the Past by Lichtsnow for Zenith_the_Simp
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
15 Dec 2025
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Team Happy is having a Christmas Party this year courtesy of Chen Guo.
Mo Fan has gotten most of his gift buying out of the way, except for one, Ye Xiu. Baozi too has some last minute Christmas shopping to do and invites Qiao Yifan, Luo Ji, and Mo Fan along.
Will Mo Fan find the perfect gift for Ye Xiu? Or will he end up gifting a box of instant ramen and pack of cigarettes.
A “Happy” Merry Christmas :pikalul:
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Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
25 Dec 2025
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the mf christmas gift thing!!! peak baozi cameo!
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There are many rules when it comes to interacting with the fae. You must never tell them your name, never take gifts or give them, and never incur a debt. Never say sorry, or thank you, and most importantly, never fall in love with fae.
Varka breaks every one of these rules in a single morning. But don’t blame him - he doesn’t know any better.
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Baby steps. That’s what Clorinde tells herself as she tries and fails to casually liaison with Navia.
(Okay, so maybe not fail; Navia has indulged in every single one of Clorinde’s requests, even the stranger ones. It’s like her brain breaks at the sight of Navia, like Clorinde is incapable of making a halfway decent suggestion. Sharing an early lunch after a mid-morning stroll? Normal. Inviting Navia out to grease gun barrels? Definitely not normal, even if Navia’s mouth had twisted into a grin at the accidental double entendre. The point is that Clorinde is bad at this, impressively so.)
Navia and Clorinde have their getting-back-together fight. Written for Le Printemps, a Clorivia Zine.
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- Part 2 of As We Softly Dream
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the hurricane, listening by halcyonine
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
15 Jul 2022
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At Worlds, Tang Hao learns a couple of things about himself, his team, and his damage output from grossly underlevelled and underequipped accounts, but not in that order.
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Is Lu Hanwen 1.8 Meters Tall Yet? by ryukoishida, Syncogon
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
15 Jan 2018
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"I won't become anyone's shadow. I will become their pride."
In which the youngest player of the Glory Professional Alliance grows up.Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
14 Dec 2025
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them oh my god sobbing crying throwing up clipping through the floor
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and if you're in love, you are the lucky one by romanticashale
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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"It's your birthday," Diluc says, as if it's that simple. As if he cares.
"And since when does that matter to you?" Kaeya snaps, pushing past him to unlock his door. Diluc moves out of the way.
"I deserve that."
Kaeya doesn't deign to respond to such an asinine statement. He pushes open the door and makes to close it on him, but Diluc wedges his boot in the way before he can manage it.
"Can I come in?"
"You really have some nerve, Diluc Ragnvindr."
kaeya hates his birthday and wishes diluc would leave him alone. diluc does not do that.
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The Natural Appetites Job by BlueberryAsh for Zenith_the_Simp
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV)
18 Nov 2025
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An Wenyi does know the role Qiao Yifan used to play with Tiny Herb, of course. The thing is, there’s knowing and then there’s knowing.
Or: Qiao Yifan plays hitter, and An Wenyi is horny about it.
Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
18 Nov 2025
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i want to say, for the record, i have neither screamed nor cried nor jumped around with joy at this fic
(im lying)
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oath of the night by lynne_monstr
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
17 Jan 2021
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Huang Shaotian has a problem and that problem is sex.
More specifically, having sex before a match causes him not to play as well during the game. Yu Wenzhou’s solution is simple: the day before every match, Huang Shaotian is locked into a cock cage to keep him under control.
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Bookmarked by Zenith_the_Simp
17 Nov 2025
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waahhhhh thank you afin for knowing lynnes brain and finding this gem for me again uuuuuu
beautiful. gorgeous. just like yuhuang always