Zenith_the_Simp
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The one where An Wenyi and Qiao Yifan aren’t together-together, but they sure are having sex with their avatars together.
Feat. live action An Wenyi’s more-or-less canonical ‘obviously I’ve never experienced a fondly soft feeling in my entire life, what are you talking about, but also of course I’ll do anything at all so long as Qiao Yifan keeps smiling at me about it’ cognitive disconnect. Plus a generous lil’ helping of Qiao Yifan’s praise kink. As a treat.
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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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- Part 1 of Socially Awkward
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16 Feb 2026
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the one. yeah. that one. save and reheat at will
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Albedo does an experiment on Aether, and he finds out more than he ever expected about alien biology.
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11 Feb 2026
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albedo seing cosmic horror and instantly needing to study it is so real
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he’s just a doll, but he's a bottom by oh_fudgecakes for loachpearl
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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“You definitely don't look like you're from around here,” Venti comments, “so pray tell, what brings you from faraway lands to the city of wind and freedom?”
“Lesser Lord Kusanali has entrusted me with confidential correspondence meant for the Lord of Wind,” Wanderer says, and narrows his eyes. “But the intended recipient is pretending to be someone else.”
“Sounds rough,” Venti says blithely. “I'm sorry to hear that.”
Wanderer closes his eyes, and counts backwards from ten.
Written for the prompt: omega topping alpha through heat or rut — Teetering on the brink of his rut, all Wanderer wants to do is finish his task and go home, but the omega god Barbatos seems to have other plans.
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This—is starting to feel good, Neuvillette realized. He moaned loudly, and the pace picked up. He managed to look up at the man behind him; a wall of scars and muscle with a blurry face; before his eyes rolled back, and he fell into his body, relishing in the pleasure of his entire cock, thrusting up my—
One of the hands gripping his waist suddenly released, and Neuvillette only had a second to think what that meant before he heard a shrill “CUT!”
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02 Feb 2026
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this is adorable!!!! i love it oughhhhh