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In The Dressing Room by Cnidocyte-Cnight (necroMatador)
Fandoms: Original Work, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
29 Nov 2020
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Berrian Arkenalyth is a diva, a star of the arcane stage, and Osfyr Zavarth is his long-suffering manager. And occasional booty call. When Berrian is risking the rehearsal timetable, Osfyr has to pull the eladrin out of his dressing room (and an Unseen Servant) but the star needs his pre-rehearsal prep...
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19 Feb 2026
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Push It by phonciblepbone
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2024
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"Wei Ying. Good morning. I assumed you had the same sex education as I had, and thus did not need to be informed of the existence of the prostate."
"Not the existence, Lan Zhan, of course I knew they existed! I mean that it's…" Wei Ying trails off, looking at Lan Zhan imploringly. "Like that."
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10 Jan 2026
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My Shidi Put a Bun in My Oven by kyushashore
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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A Without a Cure ridden Shen Yuan finally leaves the peak to go on a mission with his war god shidi. What he does not expect is to fall into one of Airplane’s classic wife plots that leads him to spend a night with Liu Qingge. Back on his peak, he tries to navigate his awkward relationship with his shidi. It works. Until Shen Yuan begins feeling dizzy and nauseous…
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06 Jan 2026
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Rumor Has It by alpha_hydra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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Every evening Luo Binghe obediently pours spiritual energy into his Shizun's corpse. He needs to keep it ready, just in case. A nightly ritual, bordering on obsessive delusion.
Until, one night, it's not.
(Or: Shen Qingqiu wakes earlier than expected, before the plant body is ready, and all the messy drama that comes after)
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30 Dec 2025
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Romantic Feelings? NOT ON MY FARM! by ValloryRussups
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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As a rich city kid who hasn't grown a single carrot in his life, Shen Yuan is not exactly impressed with transmigrating to the farming simulator after he dies. Especially when this farming simulator is built on the trashy novel he loves hating most.
But hey, at least it's a farm with magical plants and beasts! He is kind of an immortal cultivator too!
And at least this is not a harem otome, even though he is puzzled why he gets so many hearts - he is doing nothing but lounging casually in his backyard dressed in a simple layer of house robe with his hair in a loose mess because he doesn't believe in xianxia hairstyles. Good thing hearts can be platonic in this game! Imagine if he made all those intimidating men horny gays for him haha.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,122
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 645
- Kudos:
- 4,538
- Bookmarks:
- 1,044
- Hits:
- 56,521
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26 Dec 2025
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Give and Take by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2022
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Deep in Bailu Forest, Shen Qingqiu once again stumbles across Zhuzhi-lang in snake heat. He was beautiful, suffering, and utterly pitiful. What was Shen Qingqiu supposed to do? NOT fuck him?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,067
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 73
- Kudos:
- 1,480
- Bookmarks:
- 225
- Hits:
- 14,663
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13 Dec 2025
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Once More—This Time With Feeling by SnailorBee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2026
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“What dream,” he demands flatly.
Shang Qinghua releases his hold on his king and takes a step back, pouting. “If I wake up because of this, I’m going to be very cross with you, my king!” He wags his finger at the ice demon. “I don’t wanna miss this, you know!”
Mobei-jun simply crosses his arms and gives him an unimpressed stare, so Shang Qinghua gestures to the room around them. “You know, all this! This is the dream.”
Shang Qinghua has somehow lost his memories and thinks he's dreaming about being in Proud Immortal Demon Way. This is obviously Mobei-jun's problem.
How will the two navigate this until Qinghua is back to normal!?
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19 Oct 2025
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Damask by Siderion for LivingMeatloaf (InsanitysxCreation)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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Shen Qingqiu goes on a quest to solve the mystery of Yue Qingyuan's immunity to all the Wife Plots and aphrodisiacs they keep stumbling onto. The results are inconclusive but, as Shang Qinghua points out, the sex is great.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,866
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 42
- Bookmarks:
- 11
- Hits:
- 958
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12 Oct 2025
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Sanye-jun by Mayvn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2021
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A very indulgent fic about SY(J) as a demon lord, screwing over the plot and banging LQG on the regular.
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- English
- Words:
- 93,493
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 22
- Comments:
- 2,549
- Kudos:
- 8,653
- Bookmarks:
- 2,563
- Hits:
- 208,951
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20 Oct 2024
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,353
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 828
- Kudos:
- 7,047
- Bookmarks:
- 1,888
- Hits:
- 49,978
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21 Aug 2024
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A mage takes an apothecary’s discount in exchange for a sexual favour - in the aftermath, a fellow party member is eager to study the result.
Series
- Part 23 of The Dragonplanet
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01 Jul 2024
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- 55,056
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 145
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23 Jun 2024
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Logan is surprised to hear from Yaval, an alien soldier with whom he formed an informal truce as they spent three days together on a burning world, keeping each other alive and desperate company. Though Logan wants to forget the war, it seems that its consequences will be long-lasting.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,309
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 445
- Bookmarks:
- 63
- Hits:
- 3,326
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28 May 2024
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Heaven is Here if You Want It by etothepii
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Apr 2023
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- 17,087
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 487
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13 Apr 2024
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Moot Deliberation by quack_says_the_sane_one
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), DCU
08 Jul 2025
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Clark Kent has been Superman for a while now, and the last thing he expected to happen in that time was for him to develop feelings for the cold and distant Batman. But when his day job thrusts him into acquaintance with the billionaire Bruce Wayne, Clark thinks this new attraction will make the perfect distraction from his coworker. That is, until Batman begins acting strangely, almost as if his crush wasn’t as unrequited as he’d thought...
Bruce Wayne likes to keep a healthy work-life balance. That means no friendships with his coworkers, especially not Mr. Goody Two-Shoes with his dark hair and his innocent act. And Bruce is positive it is an act - at least, until he runs into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes at a fundraiser, wearing jeans and a sweater instead of tights and a cape. But hey, Clark definitely doesn’t realize who he is, so maybe they can be friends outside of work. Superman doesn’t need to know his secret identity has been cracked; Bruce knows nothing if not how to keep a secret.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,069
- Chapters:
- 58/68
- Comments:
- 504
- Kudos:
- 1,709
- Bookmarks:
- 288
- Hits:
- 42,860
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31 Mar 2024
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Cartwheels In Cloud Recesses by ShanaStoryteller
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2021
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Chronological Order:
Terrible Taste
The Making and Keeping of Friends
One Good Turn
Mercy Meet Vengeance
Cartwheels in Cloud Recesses
Up All Night To Make Bao
Mothers in Cloud Recesses- Words:
- 23,672
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2,735
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06 Mar 2024
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the necromancer's fairytale by iliacquer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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The Prince of Gusu is kidnapped for ransom. He’s saved by a nightmare made flesh.
Or: A necromancer, his palace of bones, his long-lost husband, and the rise of their dark kingdom.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,131
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 684
- Kudos:
- 12,585
- Bookmarks:
- 3,571
- Hits:
- 109,638
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05 Mar 2024
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A fluffy canon divergence AU where Lan Qiren realises Lan Wangji is in love with Wei Wuxian and is determined to not let history repeat itself. He sets out to reshape Wei Wuxian into an exceptional cultivator and a good match for Wangji, and along the way changes the course of their lives.
- Words:
- 338,111
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 2,772
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31 Dec 2023
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Good Vibrations by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2020
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In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,877
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 1,243
- Kudos:
- 6,577
- Bookmarks:
- 1,607
- Hits:
- 98,242
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20 Nov 2023
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wherever you stray, i follow by parchmints
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
19 Nov 2021
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In the land of Lamiroir, there lived a prince. Orphaned as an adolescent, it was decided that the kingdom would be run by the previous King's advisor, Kristoph Gavin, in secret as King Regent until the Prince was of age.
But Lamiroir withered under the King Regent's rule—crops stopped flourishing, sickness invaded the land, and misfortune spread like a plague—and because of this, the people of Lamiroir hated and attacked the Prince as if he were the one to make their lives so miserable. As the Prince's twenty-fifth birthday and coronation crept nearer, the attacks worsened. To protect the Prince from these attacks, the King Regent summoned the noblest knight from an allied country to act as the Prince's guard until the day the Prince would become King.
This is the story of Prince Apollo and his devoted Knight, Sir Klavier.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,932
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 155
- Kudos:
- 947
- Bookmarks:
- 198
- Hits:
- 21,377
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20 Nov 2021