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All of Us, Everyone by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2024
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In which our heroes must go to Kamino, intimidate the Kaminoans, and rescue their brothers.
Easy.
Fortunately, they have a lot of help.
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- Part 25 of Nicknames
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Lay Down Your Sweet and Weary Head by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 May 2022
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In which certain people* need a reminder that sleep is important to one's health. And the people that love them gently (and not so gently) remind them.
*Obi-Wan
*Cody
*Kix
*RexSeries
- Part 24 of Nicknames
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Rescued, One and For All by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 May 2022
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In which your humble author says "no thank you" to clone deaths and brings 2,000+ back to life with absolutely minimal explanation. But hopefully some fluff and fun instead.
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- Part 23 of Nicknames
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Hurry and Admire by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Mar 2022
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Overtopp "abuses" his medic privileges to make sure Obi-Wan is 100% okay after a mission. In the shower. Together.
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- Part 22 of Nicknames
- Part 15 of Nicknames Smutty Side Scenes
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Peace Talks, Quarrels, Insults, and Assassination Attempts by Witty_Whit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Mar 2022
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The Negotiator himself is sent to moderate peace talks with the Separatists. It goes poorly, then worse, but it all gets cleared up in the end.
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- Part 21 of Nicknames
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Nicknames by Witty_Whit
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2024
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In a softer, gentler timeline, we explore the relationships of Obi-Wan and his darling troopers of the 212th. Expect oblivious Obi-Wan, longsuffering Cody, clone trooper brotherliness and shenanigans, and unrealistic battles where everyone survives.
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Nicknames Smutty Side Scenes by Witty_Whit
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Mar 2022
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Sex scenes for the main series. If sex scenes ain't your thing, feel free to skip, my dears.
If there's a scene/pairing/kink you'd be interested in reading, feel free to comment here or on my writing tumblr. I'm am also super flaky about reading comments. (You're all SO NICE and my shy self can't handle it.) In this series, the kink headcanons I have are:
• All the clones: loving and protecting Obi-Wan, soft/gentle sex, praise kink, biting/bruising/marking, showing off said marks to their brothers, usually topping, cuddling
• Obi-Wan: loving and cherishing all the clones, soft/gentle sex, praise kink, being a little subby, being clean, being a little slutty for his husbands, usually bottoming, cuddling
• Everyone is pretty vanilla in this series. Their idea of dirty is talk is loving praise.- Words:
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10 Spouses by Ninquetolliel (Witty_Whit)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
22 Feb 2015
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Rookie Kraglin is desperate for his gorgeous Centaurian captain to notice him, so he does what he can to be noticed. Coincidentally, what gets him noticed might possibly be traditional Centaurian mating rituals. This would all have been so much easier if Kraglin knew what those were before starting.
My take on the "Yondu's people have neat little mating rituals that other people don't" trope.
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- English
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Witty_Whit
15 Feb 2026
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R.E.S.P.E.C.T (Show you what it means to me) by therealfroggy
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
07 Oct 2018
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Ravagers will absolutely fuck anyone below their own rank whenever the urge arises, or to demand respect, and Kraglin can't wait to be first mate so the only person to fuck him is Yondu. He is going to respect the heck out of his captain, yessir. Only, the thing is, Yondu doesn't seem to want to demand his respect in fleshy shows of obedience. This is all very confusing.
Note: the concept of using sex to assert dominance is, by nature, dub- or non-conny. That being said, there's nothing graphically/explicitly non-con in this fic and the Kragdu is all about consent. Enthusiastic, sweaty consent. Enjoy!
Bookmarked by Witty_Whit
15 Feb 2026
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gonna chase you outta earth by questionsthemselves
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
02 Nov 2017
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Yondu’s standing, leather greatcoat billowing behind him and his arrowing singing hot and deadly through the Sakaarans in front of him. An arrogant smirk curls his lips, the pulsing glow of the lines in his implant lighting him up like some kind of unholy demon. Kraglin looks at him and wants.
Where Kraglin hatches a plan to get Yondu's attention, and it works even better than he'd hoped.
Bookmarked by Witty_Whit
15 Feb 2026
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this plague i call a heartbeat, just be still with me by questionsthemselves
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
11 Nov 2017
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“Do you… need something, sir?”
Kraglin inches sideways, perturbed when Yondu slumps sideways enough that the difference is negligible. His hand wavers a little where it’s balancing one of his sharp little pigsticker of an Arapian throwing knife. When Yondu had sauntered into the weapons range barely ten minutes after Kraglin had, he’d chalked it up to coincidence. There’s a limited amount of activities to pass the time between jobs after all.
“Nope,” Yondu’s tone is blithely cheerful. He ignores the way the way the roped muscles of his arm jab into Kraglin’s personal space as he lifts his blaster towards Kraglin’s target.
In which Yondu somehow always seems to end up where Kraglin is, and Kraglin finally Gets It
Bookmarked by Witty_Whit
15 Feb 2026
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Kraglin gets jealous over all the time Yondu is spending with their Terran cargo. Yondu reminds him that he's still his daddy.
Bookmarked by Witty_Whit
14 Feb 2026