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    Classic DanCae Shenanigans

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    Lance figures that he should probably be freaking out about the fact that he can't remember anything and definitely has amnesia, but the much more pressing matter is the fact that he's obviously been kidnapped. So, he's freaking out about that instead.

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    07 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    "It gets worse, by the way. Severe insomnia can cause confusion, hallucinations, paranoia, problems with short-term memory and oh, yeah. You can totally die from it."

    "Not true," Robert mumbled, "You don't die from insomnia. You can die from the health complications caused by severe sleep deprivation though."

    "Great, you can die from the fucking health complications then! This shit's serious, Robert! And not normal!"

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    Or: Robert's no good, very bad, really, really long day.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    "Robert, what the fuck is going on? Are you actually getting a new job or something?" Punch Up asked. "I get that it's none of our business, but..."

    "What? No, I'm not getting a new job," Robert said, and the surprise at least sounded completely honest in his voice. He paused, and Flambae could almost feel the wheels turning in his head even across the distance as he tried to decide how much to tell them.

    There was a pause.

    "I wasn't going on a date. And I'm not getting another job. I was going to a funeral," he said finally.

    "Oh," Mal said quietly.

    "My condolences," Coop added a little louder.

    "I..." Robert started and then swallowed.

    "You don't have to explain," Flambae said, because yeah. Okay, this really wasn't their business, even if he wished Robert knew that he could lean on them if he needed.

    "No, it's part of the job," Robert continued, though that made no fucking sense. "I was Mecha Man for... god, more than fifteen years. I had about two dozen make-a-wish kids. And I try to keep in contact, if the parents are willing."

    Oh.

    Oh, Jesus.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    "Ladies, gentleman and other assorted motherfuckers," Courtney started as everyone on the Z-team finally settled down in the conference room, "Thank you for attending this very important meeting."

    "What the fuck is this about again?" Alice asked, already scrolling her phone, and bobbing her head slightly to whatever music she was listening to. At least she only had one earbud in. That usually meant she was paying rapt attention despite appearances.

    "This," Courtney said, pulling the small instrument from her pocket in a rather theatrical fashion, "is the black box of the Mecha Man suit."

    To her disappointment, her announcement only raised a few eyebrows, instead of the loud cheering she expected. What an ungrateful bunch of losers.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Teeheehee

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    Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.

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    09 Jan 2026