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In which more than a memorial is forged.
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시간외 근무 by KimChulsoo, Useless19
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
08 Jun 2025
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4시간 이상 발기가 지속될 시 의료진의 상담이 필요합니다.
또는: 이따금 라쳇은 차라리 전쟁이 끝나지 않았다면, 이라고 생각하곤 했다. 어쨌건 그때는 멍청이들을 진료하는 일이 적었으니까. -
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Statistically speaking, Minimus knew his sparkmate would be:
a) taller than him,
b) of a lower caste,
and c) a non-combatant.He didn't expect they would be:
a) big enough to step on Minimus without noticing,
b) of a low enough caste that they were legally considered property,
and c) driving a sword through Sentinel Prime's spark chamber right before they linked. -
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"I know the future," Megatron says.
"And that future involves me getting punched in the face?" Pax says with a smile.
Megatron huffs a laugh despite himself. "You don't know the half of it."
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Sometimes, in order to defrag properly, Megatron had to burn off charge in a certain way.
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Mechanical Malpractice by Useless19
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
31 Aug 2024
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Useless19's Visual Novels by Useless19
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
17 Dec 2021
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Luigi and Bowser fall in love and get married - but not in that order.
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The Aggrieved Party by ratbones
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
31 Jul 2025
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Ryunosuke Naruhodo has returned to England after two years away. With considerable nervousness, he agrees to re-debut by accompanying Lord van Zieks to a posh weekend soiree of the London legal set. As difficult as getting reacquainted might be, they have a bigger problem: it seems someone at this party doesn't like Lord van Zieks very much.
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08 Feb 2025
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.- Language:
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18 Dec 2024
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How To Not Say Goodbye by Languidly
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
06 May 2025
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“What plot is this?!” the Drulian interjected shrilly. “You have offered up this murderer for our judgment - to be sentenced to execution or life imprisonment - and suddenly he is unfit for either?! This is surely too convenient!”
“I apologize - what?” Magnus said belatedly.
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A Careful Optic by Umbreonix for Useless19
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
21 Jul 2024
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The cortical patch Starscream underwent for his initiation back into the Decepticons was... enlightening and has Megatron viewing his CMO in a new light.
Upon learning of Knockout's past treachery, Megatron chooses to keep a closer optic on the Doctor.
Knockout meanwhile, finds himself quite enjoying the new-found attention.
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06 Aug 2024
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(With the help and ideas from my friends Red, Patch, Leah, and my little sister, comes:)
There's a wave of illegal books being traded in Twin Lakes. Demon activity is on the rise. Only one man can solve the case... because Francis McQueen has fallen to pieces and Dooley has to be the one to pull him together.
Literally.
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24 Jun 2024