10 Bookmarks by Unaverageable
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Pogchamp Through The Apocalypse Let's Go by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Mar 2023
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What happens when you put
1. A tired retail worker
2. A depressed suicidal dumbass
3. A sheltered christian boy with anger issues
4. And a child so unhinged he should be tested for rabies.A fuck ton of gratuitous violence in the middle of the apocalypse of course!
(And maybe a bit of found family but shhhh that comes later.)
OR: SBI are all deranged in their own special ways. Honestly, the zombie apocalypse doesn't stand a chance.
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26 Jan 2024
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Phil has almost died so many times—the world has almost ended so many times too—it’s kind of lost all its novelty. Now, at twenty-seven years old and freshly retired, he can finally rest.
Let the new generation handle this new era of super powered villains. The crazy scientists and the aliens from far away. The weekly apocalypse, the occasional doomsday device.
His plan goes out the window when local superhero Shazam breaks into his apartment with a stab wound and wait a minute- Shazam is actually twelve? And wait a minute! Red Hood and Deadpool are just teenagers?! WHO IS PARENTING THESE KIDS?!
OR: Three vigilantes come crashing into retired superhero Philza's life with no parental supervision and enough bad decisions to throw him into cardiac arrest. If no one is going to parent these kids then HE will!
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- Part 1 of following the law is kinda sus ngl
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26 Jan 2024
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the world forgetting by the world forgot by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 May 2022
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“Something has been stolen from us,” Thanatos said, his wings puffing up as he spoke. “Something that is very important to us. And we are fairly certain that the person who stole this thing of ours is in this very crowd.”
Dream tensed beside Tommy as the crowd broke out into murmurs. Eyes were darting towards the different heroes in the crowd, the benefactors no doubt assuming that the culprit had to be a hero.
“Like we said, we haven’t crashed your party to cause trouble. But we want this thing returned to us, and we won’t hesitate to take extreme measures to get what we want.”
or, Tommy was a lot of things: a newly debuted hero sidekick, an amnesiac, and a former kidnapping victim of the Syndicate.
Tommy didn't actually remember that last one though. That was just what Dream told him.
Only weeks after his hero debut, the Syndicate announces they are searching for something, and Tommy knows it has to be him. The scariest part? If they find him, Tommy will have no clue what to expect, because the Syndicate might know him, but he has no memories of them.
So he can't let them find him. No matter what.
Of course they end up finding him anyway.
Series
- Part 1 of a spotless mind
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 164,502
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 4,144
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- 21,589
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26 Jan 2024
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There’s a shock collar around his throat that prevents him from speaking. It’s meant to look like a voice modulator, so that the public doesn’t suspect mistreatment and merely assume Pacem doesn’t like to talk.
Tommy screws his eyes shut, tears well up in his eyes and cling to his mask.
The lump in his throat reaches his mouth.
Ah. Tommy forgot to mention one last little thing the shock collar does.
Chirp!
It prevents fledgling sounds from coming out.
Tommy, a ward of the state, is an unwilling hero that will work until the day he dies. Unfortunately he still has a long way to go.
His life goes belly up when The Angel of Death rips his voice modulator off and out comes a fledgling little chirp.
Tldr: tommy is baby bird, Phil finds out and parents all over the place.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,284
- Chapters:
- 6/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 71
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- 991
- Bookmarks:
- 193
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- 12,974
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09 Jan 2024
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,419
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 42
- Comments:
- 1,062
- Kudos:
- 8,428
- Bookmarks:
- 1,846
- Hits:
- 167,871
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22 Nov 2022
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
Series
- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 10,499
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- 70,436
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- 12,324
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- 2,478,063
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03 Nov 2022
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tommyinnit isn't your personal i-phone charger by Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Apr 2025
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Unfair. That's what the world is. In the ideal world, good and bad would be perfectly balanced, but this was Tommy's world, so it was shit. No money, no parents, and a city full of superpowered dickheads? How peachy. At least little ol' Tommy hasn't gotten onto any heroes' or villains' radars yet.... right?... RIGHT??? [UNFINISHED, ABANDONED]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,584
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Comments:
- 958
- Kudos:
- 9,558
- Bookmarks:
- 1,334
- Hits:
- 296,605
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02 Nov 2022
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The World Is Corrupt and So Are You by musicdisc13
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Jan 2023
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It’s not an exaggeration to say that Tommy was as dangerous as a teenager can get. His power was “molecular combustion”. Essentially, he was able to make molecules in objects speed up to the point that they exploded. Every single time he’d used his power, it’d usually have been by accident. He never wanted to blow things up, he was just cursed with it.
That’s why he’d been recruited to be a hero. It was to protect him from himself.
Or, so he’d been told.
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Tommy is recruited to be a hero, but gets backstabbed by those same heroes and is now a criminal.
SBI decides to take him in, (with one villain seemingly a little too familiar.)
But it's not so he can be a villain of course... right?
Right?Uploads on every Sunday!!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126,848
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 183
- Kudos:
- 650
- Bookmarks:
- 122
- Hits:
- 18,956
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24 Oct 2022
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Gregory gets dumped off in the Daycare as a 'lost child'. When he shows back up after closing, convinced that the security guard wants to hurt him, Sun decides to do whatever is needed to help him escape the Pizzaplex. This turns out to be a much bigger ordeal than anticipated.
Freddy is on lockdown. Chica is eating garbage. Roxy is talking to herself. Monty is tearing apart anything that moves.
There is a rabbit in the Pizzaplex.
Something is wrong tonight.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 239,602
- Chapters:
- 19/22
- Comments:
- 1,136
- Kudos:
- 3,166
- Bookmarks:
- 795
- Hits:
- 118,443
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04 Sep 2022
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Elise was a previous employee of Fazbear Entertainment. Having worked alongside the Animatronics of the Pizza Plex for years, she was their friend and most trusted mechanic. Due to unforeseen circumstances, she was unfortunately let go, forcing her to leave behind the Pizza Plex and her dear friends. Months later after she’s settled down with a new job, she is drawn back to the Pizza Plex by a burning flame.
Takes place after the events of the game.
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28 Apr 2022