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When they try to hang him, he floats.
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They put him on the pyre at dawn.
He doesn’t burn.
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
15 Feb 2026
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AAAAAUUUUUUEEEGGEGGHGHHHHHH OMFGGG MY BAAABBIIEESESSSSSSS UUUEUEHEHEUEHHEUEHEHEHEHEEHHHHHHH TEEEEAAAAARRRRSSSSSS
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penny for your thoughts by ladyofsnails
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Feb 2021
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For the next few years, that’s how it went. Izuku and Katsuki would give each other the penny at random times, and the receiver always had to say whatever they were thinking out loud.
No matter the thought, no matter the time or place, the boys staunchly refused to lie about their thoughts. It was always the truth. Because that’s the way it went.
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- Part 4 of snail has bkdk brainrot
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
17 Jan 2026
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Meant to bookmark this a long time ago...
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
29 Dec 2025
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Guess what my next fic's gonna include you'll never figure it out
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Merlin suffers a small accident that turns him into a five-year-old kid. While Gaius works on an antidote, Arthur agrees to take care of Merlin, unaware that he will embark on a crazy week in which, thanks to this strange and at the same time familiar child, he will get to know his servant better and begin to understand what he really feels for Merlin.
This is a tale full of Arthur being protective, of Merlin being Merlin, and of the two of them being the best duo in the history of television. It contains magically appearing chickens, overly sincere children, princes wanting to be swallowed up by the earth, veiled confessions, bedtime stories, entrenched secrets and agonizing doubts. Featuring Gwen being the kindest and most generous soul in Camelot and Lancelot and Gwaine being the great friends that they always are. The rest of the knights, Gaius, and a decrepit Uther complete the scene.
Warning: in this story everyone adores Merlin. After all, isn't this what the original show is about?
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
11 Dec 2025
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hehehheehehhehehehehehhe <333
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“How much for the droid?” Minho nods.
In the background, the android points at himself questioningly. It’s endearingly human. 'Who, me?' Like no one’s ever offered before.
“Not for sale.”
Everything is for sale, Minho huffs////
Minho teams up with an android named Jisung to escape the depths of Lower Lazarus.
Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
29 Oct 2025
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HHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGHHHH MORE PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEEEEE WITH SO MANY CHERRIES ON TOP (ANS SPRINKLESSSS!!!!!!)
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Wings of War by BaffledBirdBandit
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2025
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Another obstacle cleared. He looped back around, brain so focused he didn't notice the wraps around his ankles coming loose, whipping like flags in the wind. He allowed himself height, spreading his wings to the fullest in the open sky, projecting massive shadows onto the ground below.
"Go 'round again!" Came Jimmy from the ground and Grian permitted a single pant before diving to restart his weave, counting the seconds in his head. He would beat his best.
Left. Right. Up. And down. Don't get caught. Don't touch the wood. Slip. Float like a feather but have the strength of a bull. Faster. Faster or they'll catch you, get caught and you're dead.
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Grian was a soldier, he did as he was told. Trained hard each and every day despite the fatigue. Anything to defeat the cruel evil of the Watchers, but having to kill...to harm...what did that mean for his own sanity? What did that mean for his health? What did that mean for the war that waged mercilessly around him?
What did that mean, when Scar...an enemy soldier...showed him love? -
The albatross, my violet skies by miehh_b
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
06 Jun 2025
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They’re after him. That’s all he knows — pain eclipsing everything else.
Blood pours from the gaping wound across his stomach, hot and sticky, each step a gamble with gravity and guts. His vision flickers at the edges. He should have stopped by now.
He had a plan. He would leave his chambers when They were preoccupied Watching the first installment of MCC, and quietly make his way to Their portal hall.
He had been foolish for ever thinking he could avoid Their Eyes.
So now, he's getting chased with his insides simultaneously threatening to spill out.
Or; Grian escapes the downside-up, and crashlands onto Hermitcraft — with a hint of stockholm syndrome. :)
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- Part 1 of Miehh's watcher!grian brainrot
- Part 3 of miehh b longfics
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
26 Oct 2025
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SCREAMING AND CRYING ON THE FLOOR AS THEY DRAG ME AWAY THE ANGSSTTTTTTTTT ✨✨✨
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Feast. by cyberbiites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Jun 2025
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She's been starved for so long. Why is the world so cruel, why can she not feed?
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“I’m tired, Himiko.”It came out quiet, but not soft. Like the wind just before a thunderclap. She didn’t blink.
“I’m tired of you thinking pain means love. Tired of you acting like you’re the only one who ever ached.”
Each word struck like a heartbeat cracking open. Ochako’s voice began to rise—not with anger, but with sorrow so sharp it could peel skin. It made Himiko tremble with delight. There was a certain cruelty lacing her words, to be so openly denied like this– it was exhilarating.
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PLEASE READ THE TAGS + NOTE AT THE START!!!
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my ever after / is holding you by LovesickPrince
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
27 Apr 2022
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Grian has been many things.
A servant of a respected noble family. A survivor, with bruises on his skin and hidden wings tied down to his back. A rebel, sneaking away for a night of wonder in the heart of the kingdom - and a curiosity, gawked at by all as the King himself swept him into his arms and spent hours by his side.
When Scar spent days tracking Grian down and helping him escape the cruel grasp of the Watchers, Grian thought his life couldn’t surprise him anymore. Pledging his life to serve Scar was all he could do to thank his King.
Of course, being the personal servant of the King comes with its' own risks - and now Grian could add ‘hostage’ to his list of titles.
Or; someone decides kidnapping King Scar’s beloved servant was a good idea. It really wasn’t.
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
20 Oct 2025
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ARF ARF THIS IS ADORABLE AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE ANGST
Angy Scar>>> -
The day the world lost the shine of a beloved star by autumnalis
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
05 Dec 2021
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Let's say, you were taking a walk in a neighbouring town, basking in the strong sunlight and praising yourself for just how refined and elegant you must appear to the public eye in this lighting. You stop at the pastry shop to buy the local delicacy for your younger sister, but the shopkeeper ignores you, and so do the other customers and passersby. It's as if they can't see you at all.
So to confirm everyone around you wasn't just pulling a distasteful prank on you, you visit the library and decide to yell-- "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!!???"
But no matter how loud you scream, no one looks at you, not even to tell you to shut up. That is, until an unpleasantly familiar young man with purple hair and blue streaks comes into your line of sight, gives you a dead stare in the face, and politely asks if you're okay in the head.
(Or, Tsukasa finds out that some people are suddenly unable to see him, and things start to take an unexpected turn for the worst.)
Bookmarked by ren 88 (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
16 Aug 2025
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I love this so much its not even funny - 3 reread and I still sob like a baby every time a read it...
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Heart of a Killer by SouthEastCompass
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2024
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And a flash of bright colours beginning to glow with purple sped across the sky. The Parrot. With a deep breath of cold, crisp air, he let his arrow fly.
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Scar is the most un-heroic Viking in all the village, so when he manages to shoot the most feared avian, he thinks he will be a hero, but it doesn’t take him long to find that avians aren’t so different from humans, and after all, Scar doesn’t have the heart of a killer, does he?
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It’s basically HTTYD but instead of Viking’s fighting dragons, they fight avians.
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- Part 1 of Heart Of A Killer AU
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
10 Aug 2025
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Furina has run out of money and asking her friends for help seems worse than death. So she decides to solve the issue on her own by becoming Arlecchino's courtesan. That is to say, Furina is accepting large sums of money in return for being Arlecchino's exclusive plaything for half a year.
Unfortunately... some feelings start to slip through the cracks of this business contract- Language:
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Bookmarked by ren 88 (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
02 Jul 2025
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I LOVE THIS FIC WITH MY WHOLE ENTIRE HEART THE WRITING IS SO GOOD THE CHARACTERIZATION IS AMAZING AND I LOVE FURINAS INNER DIALOUGES AND THE PLOT IS DEVELOPING SO WELL I JUST- UGHHHHH I CANT DESCRIBE HOW LONG I WOULD WAIT FOR JUST ONE UPDATE TO THIS MASTERPIECE!!!!!
I WISH I COULD LEAVE INFINATE KUDOS BC I WOULD SPEND HOURS MAKING SURE THIS FIC GETS TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS IN EVERY CATEGORY
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Minho sighs, running a hand through his hair. “Look, I had no idea you worked here, but this doesn’t have to be weird. Don’t make it weird.”
“What doesn’t have to be weird?” Jisung presses. “Why are you here?”
“I’m teaching a ballet class.” He wiggles his hands in the air unenthusiastically. “Surprise.”
“You’re teaching—” Jisung pinches the bridge of his nose. Of course.
Of course the instructor of the ballet class he just signed his daughter up for is the amazing one night stand who won't leave his mind. The guy who works at a fucking sex shop and had Jisung tied up in his bed over the weekend.
Fucking hell.
(in which — between frequent hook-ups and his daughter's endless adoration for her new dance teacher — Jisung is screwed.)
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
28 Jun 2025
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The lack of miscommunication makes me fuckin' giddy
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Lee Minho was content with his life. He worked on his family's farm, and he was content.
Until Han Jisung, his parent's friend's kid, comes to stay with the Lee's over the summer. Instantly, Minho knows it's going to be nothing short of a disaster. Jisung was born and raised in the city - he wouldn't know his way around a tomato plant if his life depended on it!
When the animals on the farm start acting strange, Minho wonders what the ever loving hell could be going on. Little does he know, the answers might come with more than he bargained for.
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
25 Jun 2025
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jisung truly doesn't mean to spend his Friday night holding someone else's sopping clothes in the laundry room of the dorm building while said someone else stares at him with an expression that's a mix of amusement, confusion, and pity.
But here he is, standing in the laundry room of the dorm building, holding the sopping wet clothes of a very amused college student who's valiantly giving his best effort not to straight-up laugh at Jisung.
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Or, in which Jisung's dumb, sleep-deprived self accidentally steals Minho's clothes and then Minho shows up at Jisung's door with an impish grin and a needed favor and accidental feelings ensue.
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Bookmarked by Two_Idiots_That_Write
25 Jun 2025
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Heehehehehehehhehheh I love this >:)
<3
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Jisung's never exactly been the studious type. Sure, he's smart in his own way, but that doesn't necessarily transfer over to the kind of intelligence that the education system relies on. Tired of struggling after his first semester, he takes his friend up on the advice of actually using the school library to work.
Enter Lee Minho, with his soft hair and pretty voice and his eyes that hold the galaxies in them. If he was only pretty, Jisung might've gotten away with just a fleeting crush. Unfortunately for him, Minho is funny and kind and quickly figures out that the fastest way to Jisung's heart is through his stomach-- and by being an attentive friend.
So in short, Jisung's screwed.
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Or, the one where Jisung's a little in love with a cute librarian and maybe, just maybe, the cute librarian is a little in love with him too.
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- Part 1 of some people say love
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Bookmarked by YouAreProbablyCool (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
25 Jun 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEARTTTT <3
they r so cute and fluffy
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try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2023
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“Congratulations. I think that might be the stupidest idea you’ve ever had.” Mu Qing sounds… pissed off, yeah, but not as pissed off as Feng Xin thought he would be. Mostly, he sounds wary. “You want to—to kiss me again?”
Yes. More than anything.
Out loud, Feng Xin says, “I just don’t want you holding a bad kiss over my head for the rest of eternity. Are you gonna let me make this up to you or are you gonna be a little bitch about it?”
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Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—
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Bookmarked by ren 88 (Two_Idiots_That_Write)
17 Apr 2025
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JESUS FUUUCKKKK YOU CANT DO THIS TO MY POOR HEARTTT
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Anakt Garden's 50th Class: the Group Chat by orphan_account
Fandom Alien Stage (Web Series)
10 Nov 2024
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Glimpses into the modern lives of the main cast told via group chat format.
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goofy ahh pjsk crack by tehc_siewdai
Fandom プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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you're the one that i want by tehc_siewdai
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
12 Jan 2025
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‘Toyaaa,’ An whined, as she followed the next cardboard sign and made another turn. ‘You’re bitchless, and that’s simply unacceptable.’
‘As I’ve already told you,’ Toya said through gritted teeth, ‘I’m focusing on my degree. I will think about dating after I graduate.’
‘Well, I don’t care,’ An quipped, as if the only opinion that mattered was hers and not Toya’s. ‘You clearly need to be around some hot, wet men, and I need my car cleaned. It’s a win-win.’
or: An drags Toya to a frat carwash in an attempt to set him up with someone else.
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- Part 3 of goofy ahh pjsk crack