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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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21 Feb 2026
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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20 Feb 2026
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At first, Stiles had been in denial—how could they have known?—and then bitterness—how could they have not known?—until finally, acceptance and apathy. Stiles just didn’t care enough about the pack that had abandoned him to feel anything more towards them than a brief twinge of annoyance and betrayal. He didn’t think that feeling would ever fully go away, but he was getting better. He was one of the most powerful mages in the country, and maybe in the world. He had trained under Auntie Margie for two years, and Grandmaster Isouke for one, making what sometimes felt like a million friends of as many species, and his life was finally, finally, back on track, rattling towards a bright future. Of course, that’s when Beacon Hills decided to insert itself back into his life, five years after he left it.
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Stiles returns to Beacon Hills five years after the pack abandoned him, thinking that there was nothing left for him there, but he quickly discovers that an unfortunate series of misunderstandings could turn deadly.
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- 15/15
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17 Feb 2026
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No matter where you put Sherlock and John, they click. Including the Winter Olympics.
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- 56,089
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- 16/16
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- 12
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- 2,065
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15 Dec 2025
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John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
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13 Dec 2025
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With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.)
Updated in real time.
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- Part 1 of Dear John
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- 23,031
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- 64/64
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29 Nov 2025
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“Oh come, John. Could be fun,” Mycroft taunts, accompanied by an eyebrow arch he’s gotten far too good at. “Besides, it’s not as if it’s your first time pretending to be a couple.”
Five months after John's world has fallen apart, Mycroft sends the consulting detective and his doctor on a case that neither is prepared for.
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- 55,235
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
21 Nov 2025
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Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe by abundantlyqueer, boxoftheskyking, seiji, suchanadorer
Fandom Original Work, Sherlock (TV), two two one bravo baker - Fandom, Two Two One Bravo Baker Series
16 Feb 2013
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
21 Nov 2025
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Sherlock Holmes, schoolboy. Yeah, that basically sums it up.
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- 43/43
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16 Nov 2025
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Log No. 3
Date: June 18th 20xx
Time: 4:57am
Location: The Nest, balcony
Speaker: The Moon
Message(s): “The shadows are my own tonight, rest under my light. I will protect you.”
Tone/Voice: Motherly. Reassuring. Trustworthy?
State of Being: Exhausted, post patrol injuries minor. Decline in emotional regulation. Nearly told Batman to fuck off.
Interpretation: She's telling me to get some sleep. I should.
Notes: Schizophrenia diagnosis 65% confirmed. Not all symptoms aligned. Auditory hallucination, variation in emotional control, increased depressive symptoms. No change in impulsivity. Voices not captured on recording equipment. Foul play ruled out.Tim starts hearing voices. They're not entirely unhelpful.
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
15 Aug 2025
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“Yes, well, you see . . .” Deucalion cleared his throat again. “In an effort for authenticity, the writer used an actual binding ceremony in the script. The casting director, wanting to make sure it was pronounced correctly, found an actual shaman to perform it. He did so.”
“You – you mean – are you saying that Derek and I are actually married?” Stiles managed to squeeze out of his rapidly closing throat.
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- 11/11
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22 Feb 2025
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20 Feb 2025
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Sheriff Stilinski wanted it stated for the record that he wasn't an idiot. He knew Stiles was up to his ears in something. There were too many nights sneaking out or in, too many coincidences, too many fumbled silences for him not to realize something was up, and it was escalating.
It wasn't any of the usual things, but when whatever it was landed his son in the hospital with a bullet in his leg, it was the last straw.
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- 1/1
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- 10
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- 200
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31 Jan 2025
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Stiles had been like any other kid growing up in the era of dragons. He'd watched the cartoons, the news stories, had the lunch box. When his screening at Beacon Hills High had come up negative, he'd been disappointed but unsurprised. His positive results were returned three years too late for it to be in any way convenient or cool.
Or, the one where they ride dragons.
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- English
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- 20,322
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 615
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- 11,894
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27 Jan 2025
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Stiles thought it would be easy doing janitorial work for an office. At first, it really was. The job only took a few hours in the evenings and it helped pay for rent and college. Sure, Hale Industries took up an entire floor in one of the downtown financial buildings, but the place was new and easy to care for. He didn’t even have to spend much time cleaning the huge corner office, because the trash was nearly always empty and the office itself was spotless, like no one used it.
It was basically the perfect college job. At least, until the boss started staying late.
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- English
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- 46,064
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 815
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- 9,677
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- 142,488
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25 Jan 2025
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As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...
Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.
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- English
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- 232,475
- Chapters:
- 56/56
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- 4,922
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- 13,215
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
19 Jan 2025
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What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Apr 2019
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“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
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- Words:
- 196,137
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1,051
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- 15,301
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- 400,665
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14 Jan 2025
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the Superintendent by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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Mayra had been pretty worried when she found out that the new owner of the building was a barely legal teenager, and now, staring up at the new super, that feeling hadn’t gone away at all.
Conner, or Kon, as he had introduced himself, was a vaguely familiar looking six-foot-something blue-eyed behemoth of a man covered in piercings and wearing makeup and a leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders. Gorgeous, but if he was a day over twenty, she’d go out without a gas mask on Halloween.
“Just doin’ a quick inspection to see if there’s any work needing to be done,” he said, holding up his clipboard, “But if now’s a bad time, I can come back later.”
He was southern? Where the hell did Drake find this guy?
Or; Kon is the superintendent of the building Tim owns and he’s living his best life.
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- Part 2 of the Superintendent
Bookmarked by TimNonsense
29 Dec 2024
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All My Forest-Affairs, and the Wood-Folk in Their Lairs (FaeWilds AU) by CrouchingTiger28
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 14,007
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- 2
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- 77
Bookmarked by TimNonsense
09 Dec 2024
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I Want it That Way (1990s Tim/Kon) by WynterSky
Fandom Batman (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), The Death of Superman (2018)
28 Jan 2025
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Tim/Kon fics set in a lazily researched 1990s universe (written by an authentic 90s kid but I lived under a rock).
Mostly based on post-crisis comics canon but using some later elements I enjoy as well. Series focuses on an alternate scenario where Superboy is created by Luthor and starts out secretly working for him.
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
25 Nov 2024