TimNonsense
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Excerpt from a fic I’ll never write.
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You know the moment you look at someone and you know you could fall in love with them one day?
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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21 Feb 2026
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
20 Feb 2026
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At first, Stiles had been in denial—how could they have known?—and then bitterness—how could they have not known?—until finally, acceptance and apathy. Stiles just didn’t care enough about the pack that had abandoned him to feel anything more towards them than a brief twinge of annoyance and betrayal. He didn’t think that feeling would ever fully go away, but he was getting better. He was one of the most powerful mages in the country, and maybe in the world. He had trained under Auntie Margie for two years, and Grandmaster Isouke for one, making what sometimes felt like a million friends of as many species, and his life was finally, finally, back on track, rattling towards a bright future. Of course, that’s when Beacon Hills decided to insert itself back into his life, five years after he left it.
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Stiles returns to Beacon Hills five years after the pack abandoned him, thinking that there was nothing left for him there, but he quickly discovers that an unfortunate series of misunderstandings could turn deadly.
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
17 Feb 2026
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No matter where you put Sherlock and John, they click. Including the Winter Olympics.
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
15 Dec 2025
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John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
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Bookmarked by TimNonsense
13 Dec 2025