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    @ottawacentaurs
    Shane Hollander ranks hockey players; number five will surprise you!

    “Who’s the third?” Shane asked with seemingly genuine confusion.
    “What?”
    “The third player.” Shane clarified, “In the big three of active players? I mean it’s me and Ilya, right?”
    Amelia nodded mutely whilst Luca Haas, who had been asked the question, stared at Shane with wide eyes.
    “So, who’s the third?” Shane’s face took on a contemplative look.
    “Scott Hunter?” Amelia said with confusion.
    “Hunter?” Shane looked surprised. “Why?”
    Across the room Roz let out a bark of laughter.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

    or,
    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    21 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Shane comes up with the concept of free use with nothing but his own beautiful mind.

    Shane groaned and hid his face against Ilya’s neck. “You let me think I invented it.”

    “Yes,” Ilya said, unrepentant. “Because it was adorable. And because now I get to use my husband whenever I want.

    Comes from the idea that Ilya is hornier but Shane is freakier.

    Look I don’t know the group chat did this to me. Free Use!Shane Hollander is underrepresented.

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    20 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Pregnancy hormones can sometimes override logic

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    20 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    Every single aspect of Shane Hollander's pregnancy makes Ilya's heart feel like it's being suplexed out of his ass. Post-TLG.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “Am I too boring for you?”

    He doesn’t mean to ask. Doesn’t mean for those words to come out. They fall from his lips before he has a chance to stop them, and the second they’re out there he wants to take them back. He wants to swallow them down so they can’t hurt anyone but himself.

    Because Ilya…Ilya flinches.

    “What.”

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    19 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 70

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    Do they even make jerseys small enough for cats?

    No, don’t even think about the possibilities.

    There’s absolutely no use in imagining Anya and this little soot sprite snuggled up together by the fire. Or, the mischief they’d no doubt get up to together. He shakes his head, hard enough to jostle the kitten so it slides into the middle of his lap, belly up.

    🐱

    In other words, the cat distribution system chooses Shane.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Papa?”

    “Yes, solnyshko?”

    “Can I tell you something and you promise not to tell Dad?”
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    or, ilya reminds their son that genetics don't make a family, love does. and his dads love him very much.

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    17 Feb 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Shut up, Hollander!” Something occurred to him. “Holl-LOON-der.”
    “Oh my god, you’re the worst.”
    “You love me. Loon guy.”

    Shane teaches Ilya the loon call.

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    16 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Shane left the bathroom, freshly showered and wearing a towel, Rozanov was gone. There was no trace of the man, other than the messed up bedsheets. Shane grimaced at them, then pulled off the top sheet and dropped it on the floor. He imagined that hotel maids probably dealt with worse shit than this all the time. He'd leave a big tip.

    Heather cleans up.

    SPOILERS FOR THE LONG GAME

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    16 Feb 2026

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    St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up

    St-Simon: the last one was so bad

    St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT

    St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together

    Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.

    Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.

    Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up

    Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination

    St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head

    [Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is an evil, spiteful demon. This, Ilya is sure of. He is also the most stubborn bastard he has ever had the misfortune of meeting. Ilya should have ignored that adorable freckled little hockey player when he introduced himself in Saskatchewan and never looked back. Maybe he should have just blown himself up instead, then he would never have fallen victim to the doe eyes and awkward charm.

    Ilya is, perhaps, a little bit dramatic.

    or; ilya bets that shane can't last without sex. this backfires.

    EDIT: now with part 2: shane's pov!

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    14 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    Shane groaned, mad at his stupid, traitorous dick for twitching under the layers of gear as he got ready for the game. Ilya needed to stop sexting him before games. He was still suspicious that it was an attempt at throwing him off his game and he wasn’t going to give Ilya the satisfaction. 

    The idea had been proposed as a joke, or so he thought, by Ilya one night in some hotel room after they had fucked. He was pulling on a thread of ongoing inside jokes that had started in the hotel room next to Scott Hunter’s years ago and become part of Ilya's dirty talk eventually. Of Shane liking being watched and on display. And he did, like it, though he liked everything that came out of that mouth when Ilya had him pinned under his gaze. But he hadn’t expected Ilya to plan and make the last thread of this ongoing, whatever it was, actually happen. 
    OR 5+1 of Shane and Ilya fucking in places they definitely should not be, Part 1.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    [Ilya skates up to Shane and puts his glove up over his mouth.]

    Shane: Are we changing the play?

    Ilya: No I just want to freak the other team out

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    Written Transcript of a Centaurs game in the future where Ilya Rozanov is mic'ed up

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    13 Feb 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Exactly,” Yuna grins. Then her eyes flick over to Shane. “It’s a shame you can’t get pregnant because your kids would basically be the best hockey players of all time. Then I could really rub it in Heather’s smug face.”

    Ilya, who had been finishing off his glass, chokes on the last of his vodka. David coughs into his hand. And Shane just stares at his mother, absolutely horrified, “Mom!”

    “What? Obviously, you can’t, but I’m just saying, it’s a downright shame.”

    David recovers the fastest. “I think you might’ve had a bit too much wine tonight, honey.”

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov doesn’t like asking for help, especially at four in the morning. Unfortunately, his appendix doesn’t care about pride.

    When the pain gets bad enough to force his hand—and Shane is hours away—he calls Yuna. She answers before the second ring.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    His google searches consisted of the following:

    I can’t stop thinking about my husband’s stretch marks

    How do I tell my partner I want to paint their stretch marks and hang the canvas above our bed?

    Tiger stripes and other nicknames

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    4 times Ilya worships Shane’s stretch marks and 1 time he’s scared he’ll lose them

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “You are sooo boring,” Shane whines again. “Wanna hear something not boring?” He attempts to wiggle his eyebrows at him, but he only manages a weird half arch on one of them. Hayden would think it’s kind of adorable, if it wasn’t for the topic of conversation at hand.

    “No, I don’t,” and Hayden prays inside his head for Shane to actually not tell him anything else.

    God (and Shane) ignore his pleas.

    “He fucks me so good after he wins a game. But he fucks me even better after I win”.

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    The Dentist!Fic in which Shane gets high off the anesthesia from getting his wisdom teeth removed and tells poor Hayden all about his and Ilya’s sex life.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “I want you to remember how you felt earlier, downstairs, before it was too much,” Ilya pumps his fingers in and out now. “Remember how needy you were, yes?”

    “M’not–”

    “Yes, you are, Shane. Is good. Is so good. I love when you are needy. Because I love giving you what you need.”

    “Yes,” Shane starts panting and grinding into the mattress as he rides the pleasure Ilya’s providing.

    “Feel needy and give it all to me, Shane. Let it out. You are safe. I’m right here.” Ilya goes to kiss Shane’s cheek again but Shane turns, taking him by the lips instead.

    “Fucking kiss me,” he exhales desperately right up against Ilya’s mouth.

     

    OR; shane gets overwhelmed and ilya gives him exactly what he needs, bottom prep included

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    12 Feb 2026

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