TheJadeRiver



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  1. Summary

    Fics in which were inspired by songs! (Mainly ValtShu) Lyrics are referenced.
    Personal favourite/recommendation: Means I Care

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  1. Rec 1

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    Shu falls in love with Valt, a story told throughout different lifetimes.

    (Cross-posted on Wattpad under @/ashiruru.)

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    01 May 2024

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    The standard. 💅 ✨️

    -Interesting mythology and imagery.
    -written by ruru so u know it's gonna be good.

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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Gold. Pure Gold.

    fic inspiring me to write a fic about my struggles learning French for that bilingual test akdjsakld it's C1 tho instead of B1/B2 akdsjalkd

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    Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”

    And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    this gives me life

    lowk aspire to be able to write like this someday. perhaps once i graduate and get to fully experience that full on gov experience lmfao

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    The version of Sasuke that Naruto meets in the Limited Tsukuyomi isn't all that different from the Sasuke Naruto knows in real life. Well, aside from the terrible fashion. And all the flirting with girls. Not to mention the single-minded commitment to buying Naruto popsicles...

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    21 Feb 2026

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    When Sasuke ends up back in Konoha after the Fourth Shinobi War, he doesn't have a lot going for him: no permanent address, dubious career prospects, a small fortune in overdue fines at the public library, and—worst of all—some kind of complicated feelings situation going on with his best friend, whose bed he happens to be sleeping in.

    But asking Naruto out turns out to be the easy part, even if it happens mostly by accident. No, the real problems arise after that, when Sasuke finds himself challenged to single combat (or strategy board game) by every single person Naruto has ever had a thing with. Even without much (any) firsthand romantic experience himself, Sasuke is pretty sure that isn't normal. But hey, in between dodging village council meetings and avoiding folding his laundry, at least it gives him something to do.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    So well written i genuiely am blown away. this author's tone and humor is hilarious and sasuke's inner voice in so well done AAAAAAa

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