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“The kids get their own cabin. Michael’s gonna babysit them. Us couples get their own couple cabins.” David said.
Wilson’s mouth twitched. “What do House and I get? The bachelor bunk bed?”
“Actually, since it was the only one available, you get the honeymoon cabin.” David held up the pamphlet. “I hope you don’t mind that I sped up the process. Hope you got a ring on you. I assume you always do.”or, House tags along for a holiday trip with the Wilsons and misundertandings lead to the family thinking the two are a couple
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22 Dec 2025
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fake dates (and real ones, too) by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
15 Mar 2023
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“Well, we’re here,” you say, sitting down in the chair Jake had scrambled to pull out for you. The menus are laid out in front of you and empty glasses recline on the luxurious white tablecloth.
“Yeah,” Jake nods, evidently feeling as perplexed and lost as you do. He does seem to be rather practiced at assignments like these, because he looks entirely unaffected. If you didn’t know Jake, you’d think he was enjoying his night as any other person was. “We’ll be fine. We just have to pretend to be more sophisticated than we actually are. Should be easy, right?”
Jake and you are assigned to intercept Michael Augustine's criminal activities. You're not sure which part of the night will be more difficult: the mission itself, or pretending to be engaged to Jake Peralta.
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10 Dec 2025
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Foreman looked faintly... something. Maybe amused, maybe disturbed, but whatever the emotion, his body nonetheless made up the final brick in the blockade keeping House exactly where he was: in the doorway between the diagnostics main office and his own, a flustered Wilson in front of him, and... mistletoe above.
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One of House’s fellows planted mistletoe on the doorway leading into his office, and now he and Wilson face a… decision. Will they stay how they’ve always been, dancing around each other, or will they embrace this ‘prank’ and finally come together?Bookmarked by TechRoach
10 Dec 2025
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07 Dec 2025
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After the crane collapse, it is Wilson, who comes to check up on House
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05 Dec 2025
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03 Dec 2025
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During a relentless heatwave, House and Wilson quietly move into the hospital to escape their sweltering apartment. As they sneak around for cold showers, irritate Cuddy, and confuse the staff, things spiral into chaos, gossip, and unexpected domesticity.
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22 Nov 2025
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Chase stumbles upon a bestselling book of poems and the subject sounds uncannily like House. The anonymous author, known only as Elliot, captivates the medical team but the true identity may be closer than anyone suspects.
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21 Nov 2025
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House won’t take no for an answer, and Wilson’s stubbornness might just push them both into uncharted territory.
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21 Nov 2025
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Wilson sinks into isolation, hiding pain no one sees. House’s sharp eye catches subtle signs, but the truth runs deeper than Wilson’s excuses. As secrets unravel, their friendship is tested in ways neither expected, balancing on the edge of trust, lies, and desperate survival.
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21 Nov 2025
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After downing a cocktail of energy drinks, a sleep-deprived and paranoid Wilson spirals into chaos.
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21 Nov 2025
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a hopelessly romantic wilson writes poetry about house and house finds it
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title is lyrics from think of me from phantom of the operaBookmarked by TechRoach
17 Nov 2025
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The man looked up, his face lighting up for a moment before a smirk spread across his lips. “You’re the chef?” He waved a general hand towards his neighbors. “You look better than the food I’ve seen on these tables.”
Wilson blinked, then nodded. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Don’t. I’ve seen some tragic food tonight.”or, Wilson is chef and co-owner of a highly acclaimed restaurant and House is a dreaded food critic
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17 Nov 2025
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Wilson knew that House had a tendency to piss off the wrong people. Mobsters, homicidal maniacs, hospital investors...well, basically everyone.
But when House is investigated by Detective Tritter for his Vicodin addiction, Wilson takes the fall.
A reimagining of Season 3 Episode 8 - "Whac a Mole" where Wilson's DEA number is suspended and all that follows.
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12 Nov 2025
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In a bond forged through years of crisis, Wilson is exhausted from always holding House together, and House is terrified of being left behind by him.
It's all a journey through identity, codependency, and the aching question of whether love alone is ever enough.
It's about learning where self ends and connection begins and what it takes to stay when staying feels impossible.
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09 Nov 2025
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House is a demon stationed on Earth after a dramatic fall from Heaven.
James is the angel assigned to keep him from making a total mess of humanity.
They’ve known each other for centuries. They insist they don’t like each other but they absolutely do.
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09 Nov 2025
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"The blossoming of his heart in his chest, opening itself up once again for something more, something for someone to make its way into and settle there for eternity, the stares and eye contact which suddenly would feel like something more, the silent prayers that they wouldn’t find out about his true feelings, the gifts and trips which teetered dangerously into being something so much more, something desired. House had feared it. House had coveted it. House had embraced it with his every being many years ago, only to be left broken and bruised and tattered. House had allowed it to embody himself, forcing him to walk blindly. The emotional part of him which roared to be unleashed."
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.The aftermath of "The Betting Pool" where House for-real falls in love with Wilson.
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- Part 2 of Just Kiss Already Please
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06 Nov 2025
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House's (current and former) diagnostic team start a bet: are House and Wilson sleeping with each other or not?
Their boss's two-step plan is simple:
1. Convince his subordinates that they are.
1.5. Fall in love.
2. Profit.Wait, what?
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06 Nov 2025
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I'm still trying everything to keep you looking at me by psychotic_fangirl369
Fandoms: House M.D.
03 Nov 2025
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House didn’t like her. He didn’t like her laugh. He didn’t like her face. He didn’t like the fact that she existed in the same universe as Wilson.
He could have left it alone. He could have let Wilson have his evening, let him go and make a fool of himself with yet another doomed romance. But House was nothing if not self-aware and self-destructive.
He’d never been good at watching Wilson fall in love with other people. It made something ugly twist in his chest. The kind of feeling that made him want to pull the fire alarm, fake a seizure, or crash the restaurant just to see the look on Wilson’s face.
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House discovers Wilson has a date. Naturally, he does the mature thing: lies, manipulates, and fakes a medical emergency until Wilson shows up at his apartment.
It’s not his fault it ends in a kiss.
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03 Nov 2025
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You take a slow breath. In, out. You grab your phone and turn on the flashlight, before turning to glance at the dark electrical closet. You have a feeling you know who’s behind this particular prank.
“Very funny, House,” you remark, staring at the closed door. “I’m telling Cuddy you’re the reason for the high electric bill.”
“Couldn’t humor me for even one second?” a muffled voice sounds from behind the door.
Five times House fails to scare you, and the one time he succeeds.
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- Part 18 of spooktober shorts 🕷
- Part 6 of house m.d.
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31 Oct 2025