SufficientlyStupid
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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08 Jan 2026
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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06 Jan 2026
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What Makes a Gothamite by Dragonfly_Dream
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 May 2025
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Sometimes, Neal Caffrey displayed the strangest behaviors. The White Collar unit tries to make sense of their resident CI's quirks while Neal - alias Dick Grayson, alias Nightwing - has the time of his life messing with their heads.
What would they say if they knew everyone in Gotham shared his odd habits?
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04 Jan 2026
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Nobody Expects The Shinobi Inquisition by Azremodehar
Fandoms: Naruto, Dragon Age: Inquisition
12 Feb 2026
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In an act of classic Uchiha Melodrama, Uchiha Shisui leaps to his death... only to be thwarted when he wakes up, chained up and in a dungeon, with a splitting pain in his left hand.
Has a TVTropes page here sdlak;fjlkshgjl
Chapter 10 now with illustration!
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20 Dec 2025
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A Robin Red breast in a Cage (--Puts all Heaven in a Rage) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Naruto
24 Feb 2023
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Tim knew today is going to be wild. Batman, Robin, Nightwing and Superman were fighting one of Luthor’s monstrosities in Diamond District. He thought he was prepared for everything. The new long-distance lens for his camera came just in time, he finally managed to find a pair of comfortable sneakers that wouldn’t fall apart after an hour of roof-crawling and it was still early enough that he could reach the school’s administration ahead of time.
As it happens, he hadn’t prepared for stumbling across an amateurish occult summoning that nonetheless appeared to be working.
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- Part 6 of Set in Batman-verse
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18 Dec 2025