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    Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.

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    “Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”

    Miles said.

    To his own parents.

    Was Peter inwardly screaming?

    Sure.

    Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?

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    06 Oct 2025

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    It's two weeks before rent is due, and I don't have a job. All I have to work with are 2000₽ and a trubbish that moved in because I never remember to take out my trash.

    She is a cute trubbish, though.

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    23 Jun 2025

  3. Rec 95

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    Seras lost one family when they were killed in front of her. When she was killed, she gained a new one... not that any of them realize it for a long, long time.

    Or, they're in love and loving but they're also all dunderheads.

    "If she had really thought about it, she’d have thought things would go back to normal. Then she would have thought longer about it – what with the whole thirty years she could have spent ruminating on the topic – and remembered that there wasn’t a normal at Hellsing and never had been. Still, she hadn’t thought the strangeness would come from Seras."

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    28 Sep 2024

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    Majima hissed, “We got a connection, you and me. Ya know that little voice in the back of your head that says the worst thing imaginable before ya even really think about it? And ya wonder… Is that who I am inside? Am I really that nasty?” He leaned so close Kiryu could smell the blood in his teeth. “That’s me.”

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    17 Feb 2023

  5. Rec 32

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    Sagawa patted the boy’s head just like he had done in the morning, dropping him off to school, as to reiterate how gentle he was trying to be. How Goro should collaborate, seeing this kindness bestowed upon him. Too drained to react, the teen closed his eye after Sagawa retreated his hand. He heard him throwing the jacket on the sofa and calmly walk over to the kitchen.

    An AU born for fun which took a rather serious tone.
    Majima Goro is a 15 years old teen who lives with Sagawa and Nishitani.

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    01 Feb 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    it’s good but it hurts 😭