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    "Exile still seems the best option, Stoick..."

    Stoick should have known better. While he didn't know much about his son-especially now-he knew the boy was clever. It should have been no surprise when a guard burst into the Council Meeting and revealed that Hiccup had escaped the cell Stoick put him in...hours after the boy was revealed to have saddled a dragon.

    Hiccup is gone, and so is the beast.

    They search, but do not find him. Berk falls asleep one night and awakens in the Great Hall, where the torches come to life and cast an image of their isle on the wall, from which floats Hiccup's voice, years younger.

    AKA, Hiccup forfeited the final challenge, leaving Astrid with the right to kill the Nightmare. Story picks up in the Race to the Edge era, except Berk never learned the truth of dragons, no one knows how Hiccup really lost his leg, and stories of a hooded 'vigilante' riding a Night Fury have been long whispered...and Berk will see it all unfold.

    Stoick the Vast and Berk watch How to Train Your Dragon...and beyond.

    (Title from Dotan's 'Home')

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    14 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Arrrg my leg

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    Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.

    Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.

    The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.

    …There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.

    “Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”

    “Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.

    Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”

    “No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”

    Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.

    “The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”

    OR

    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Noodle cart

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    The stranger moved his hand to his staff. "Yer not gonna bite my fingers off if I untie ya, right?"
    "… Did you tie me up because you thought I was going to eat you?"
    "Kinda."
    Pfft, that's hilarious. "Wow, and here I thought you were cool." Rudo mocks, because an amused voice is about as close to laughing as he's ever been able to get.

    - or - Regto gets taken by the apostles, causing Rudo to be left all alone at 8 and eventually thrown in the pit at 10 instead of 15. This changes nothing and everything.

    - or - Enjin tries to take in one kid named Zanka, not knowing the kid is a tragic orphan magnet. Now he's a single father of five.

    DO NOT FEED MY WORK TO AI OR I WILL NIBBLE ON YOUR GANGRENOUS TOES WHEN YOU DIE!!!

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    21 Nov 2025

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    La•cu•na (n)
    a blank space, a missing part

    “Zanka?” Enjin calls again, “You… you hit your head pretty hard.”

    “No shit, with this headache,” Zanka grumbles. He glances up at Zodyl, pulling a face, and carefully wiggles out of his hold, standing on his own two feet. He sways a bit, then says, “Who the hell are you people?”

    Interesting. Zodyl’s mind begins spinning, ideas and experiments spilling into his thoughts as Zanka assesses both them and the Cleaners with an unfamiliar gaze.

    “Kyouka,” he says then, “What… what’s going on?”

    On a joint mission with the Hellguard, Zanka takes a hit to the head. Zodyl sees an opportunity and takes it.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    In order to get Herrah the Beast to agree to become a Dreamer, the Pale King promised to give her a child of her own.

    He didn't expect the other Dreamers or leaders of Hallownest to start demanding children as well.

    Or, the Pale King accidentally saves Hallownest by becoming a man-whore.

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    13 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best crack fics