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Sun's Solution, Moon's Masquerade by mjkcsk
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
01 Jan 2026
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What if Poseidon hadn't broken the oath? What if Percy was born earlier?
Apollo has to take action before everything is lost due to his Father's actions. The Prophecy Child must live. Artemis indulges her baby brother. And a Legend is born.
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24 Feb 2026
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Just a Prank by Squishysoapbubbles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
20 Feb 2026
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After being torn from his universe, Peter Parker awakens in Gotham City—de-aged, disoriented, and pulled from the depths of the Lazarus Pit by none other than the Joker.
Sensing an opportunity to unnerve Batman in an entirely new way, the Joker claims the mysterious scentless child as his “son” and molds him into a reluctant sidekick called Prank. Over six long years, Peter is forced into the role of a villain, his identity and memories slowly eroded by fear, manipulation, and relentless abuse.
To the Batfamily, Prank is nothing more than another unpredictable threat and a dangerous extension of the Joker’s madness.
Until one encounter reveals the truth. Prank isn’t a miniature psychopath at all, but a broken, terrified twelve-year-old who never wanted to hurt anyone.
And when Bruce Wayne’s protective omega instincts sense this fact, the Batfamily realizes they aren’t facing a new enemy.
They’re facing a child who desperately needs to be saved.
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Don't mind me just adding to the Peter Parker in the DCU fic pool <3Bookmarked by Someweird
21 Feb 2026
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Adoption papers by Fujin_Patata
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Since Clark doesnt want to step up, someone has to do it.
And Bruce knows a thing or two of taking a fatherless kid under his wing.Bookmarked by Someweird
16 Feb 2026
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Robins meet Jason Todd whenever they get hurt so bad they almost die. Jason Todd guides them back because it's not their time yet.
(Or, Jason never came back. He wasn't resurrected. And he still watched over his family, waiting for their time to come so he can meet them again. But sometimes they come to him too soon.)
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01 Feb 2026
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5 times Batman fell asleep (plus 1 time Bruce did) by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Oct 2023
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Batman should put a warning label on himself whenever he falls asleep. It was an actual work hazard. Hal almost lost his hair one time!
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- 6/6
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30 Jan 2026
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Futile Devices by princessgiggles333
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Nov 2025
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Forcing himself not to roll his eyes, Batman explains before the other can get any fantastical ideas about kidnapped children in his head. "This is my pup. Due to unforeseen circumstances, he will be secretly joining us at our meeting tomorrow. You're the only one who would've been able to detect him, so I figured it would be better to let you know beforehand.""You're a father?"
Batman nods, "Some would even say I'm a mother."
"You're an omega?" Superman asks, baffled. He composes himself quickly. "Sorry, I didn't mean—"
"It's alright. I would be shocked too. I don't exactly seem like the motherly type."
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A timeline of Clark acting like a stepfather (the father who stepped up) throughout Dick's life, until he becomes one for real.
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- Part 2 of For the Love, For Laughter
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23 Jan 2026
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Going Batty by Seer_Sybil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Dec 2024
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The Justice League is not sure what to make of seeing Batman having actual bats.
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- Part 1 of Sybil - Going Batty
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21 Jan 2026
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JLA meeting is crashed by an unexpected guest. Confusion and fluff ensue.
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19 Jan 2026
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The mysterious batman lets on very little of his life, so every little phrase is up to the league's interpretation. Just like when he speaks of his children, his "babies"; the league doesn't take long to assume he must have two young children. And who could blame them?
But what happens when they finally meet these so called "babies" and realise they are not as young as expected?
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17 Jan 2026
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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17 Jan 2026
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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16 Jan 2026
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Echelon: a Fan-Sequel to Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514 by Destra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
30 Oct 2023
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Damian spreads his hands to the side in a low bow in front of Bruce and says to the roof’s surface, “I entreat you to grant me asylum from the League in your city. In return, I break my bonds with the League and pledge my fealty to your service.” The formal, rehearsed words are at odds with his young age.
Bruce knows that he has to get this child to safety.
Damian's integration into the Batfamily immediately following the events in "Loading and Aspect Ratio."
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16 Jan 2026
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here be the Waynes by indigotigress7 for Nation_Ustria
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
17 Aug 2025
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“Is there something you’re hiding from me, Richie?”
“Don’t call me that,” Dick says nervously. “I’m- I’m not-”
“What should I call you, then?” Clark presses. “Richard? Songbird? Robin? Were you the first Robin?”
Dick chitters in response, tongue forming inhuman birdlike syllables, and then slaps a hand over his mouth, eyes wide and pupils shrunken. “N- No,” he says unevenly. “No. I’m- I’m Dick. I’m just normal, really-”
“You’re more than that,” Clark snaps. He’s so close, he can feel it. “Come on, Dick, you can trust me. You’re a vigilante, aren’t you? Tell me the truth.”
“Please,” Dick gasps, doubling over. “Please, please, I can’t- it hurts-”
Or, Clark comes to Gotham determined to disprove the rumors that say the Waynes are possessed by the eldritch, inhuman Bats. What happens is... not that.
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- Part 3 of AU-gust 2025
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- 7,387
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14 Jan 2026
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The study of the spider man by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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Sexual dimorphism, the difference between different sexes of the same species. In spiders, the females are always larger. So when one quarter spider man sees red hood for the first time, every instinct in his little spider brain is screaming ‘mate’ at him.
Red Hood suffers the consequences for it and the batfam are laughing at his pain
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- Part 1 of SpiderHood? RedMan? crack ship fics
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- English
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- 19,462
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- 13/13
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12 Jan 2026
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Clark fell in love accidentally.
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10 Jan 2026
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Bruce didn’t want kids. He got four anyway.
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07 Jan 2026
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Bruce closed his eyes for a moment, mentally bracing himself for what was coming. He didn't want to give explanations, but he knew if he didn't drop it now, they wouldn't leave him in peace all night.
“I am their mother.”
If the silence when he entered the room with the children was bad, the silence that followed his confession was deafening.
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07 Jan 2026
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Three years old Jason followed his dad to work and accidentally got kidnapped by Two-Face, Two-Face didn't mean to. Then, he hears their plan and let Batman in on the know.
Batman is very worried about this tiny baby and reminds himself every five seconds that he cannot kidnap a three year old off the street.
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- Part 2 of My Personal One Shot Dump
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07 Jan 2026
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When the world turns on you, find another one by YELIR72
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
30 Jul 2024
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Peter had been exposed for who he truly was, his identity and backstory broadcasted to the world. They’d turned on him, called him a villain, a killer, a monster even after all the good he had done.
Exposed as Hydra to be more specific, Peter didn’t know how or by who, but it was discovered that Peter was born and raised by Hydra. Raised to be a killing machine, and despite saving the world from Thanos he was considered Public Enemy #1.
He was tired of saving the world, tired of constantly pushing himself to prove to himself that he was good. He was so fucking tired. So he decided to leave, what good would come from staying anyway?
And he does, Peter leaves and finds another universe, one where he can put his superhero life behind him. One where he can just be, and maybe find friendship and even love along the way.
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03 Jan 2026
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The Accidental Boyfriend of the Justice League by Bonez_012
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Bruce Wayne agreed to one fake date. Now he's the ex-boyfriend of half the Justice League, the current obsession of their parents, and apparently the emotional support husband everyone forgot to return.
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02 Jan 2026