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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
    Luca: Of course
    Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
    Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
    Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!

    Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.

    (This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "Rozanov has some sort of black market condom exchange going on over at the hotel Canada is staying in."

    That doesn't surprise him even a little, except - "There's like four boxes in here," he says, incredulous, when he grabs the tote from Benny. Benny sighs again.

    "I had to promise them Canada gets first crack at the saws whenever they meet up with us."

    "That's a hefty price."

    "Hollander tried to negotiate some light equipment tampering and had to be talked down."

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    The Olympic Village runs out of condoms on day three. Luckily for Olympians, Shane Hollander took note of exactly how often this has happened previously.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Hayden,” Shane asks, suddenly very serious. Hayden tenses immediately, a little nervous that something is wrong. “Have you ever had, like, really good sex?”

    He’s shocked, to say the least. Normal Shane does not talk about sex. Ever. He dodges the subject with ninja-like precision. In fact, if Hayden didn't know that Shane has someone he sneaks out to meet so frequently, he would think Shane is still a virgin.

     

    or, Shane is high on pain meds and tells Hayden a little too much.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Instagram: [@ilyarozanov81 has posted a new story]

    lilies are better

    Hayden sees the post, just a black background with white text, and thinks, huh. Ilya Rozanov, flower enthusiast. Who would've thought? and moves on with his life.

    At three AM that night he jerks into an upright position in a cold sweat.
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    Hayden has a realization. Somehow, it leads to him helping Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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    18 Feb 2026