SofiAttemptsToWrite
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This is the story of how Aiden and Harvard get together. I couldn't find one so I wrote my own.
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Unstoppable by SofiAttemptsToWrite
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
13 Jun 2018
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Dan and Phil are superheroes. They fight evil together and have been best friends for as long as they can remember. They love each other, but when a new villain appears, who claims to be powerful enough to defeat them, this love will be put to the test.
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Phil is captured by The Destroyer, who tortures him into believing that he hates Dan.
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Getting to know you by SofiAttemptsToWrite
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Apr 2018
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Dan and Phil's first meeting, but with a twist.
Edit (September 2019): I am not mute, and I didn't think about it when I wrote this, but I am extremely sorry if my depictions of this disability are inaccurate or offensive in any way. Please let me know if this is the case, and I'll be happy to change it and get more informed!
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'He stood outside, staring at the house. The kitchen's light was on, and the person that lived there was probably inside cooking themselves dinner, not at all expecting to die that night.
But they were going to die. Phil was going to kill them.'
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Phil is an assassin and has been hired to kill Dan.
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Assassin - Español by SofiAttemptsToWrite
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
07 Feb 2018
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"Estaba de pie en el exterior, mirando fijamente a la casa. La luz de la cocina estaba encendida, y la persona que vivía allí probablemente estaba dentro cocinandose la cena, sin imaginarse ni por un instante que iba a morir esa noche.
Pero iba a morir. Phil iba a matarlo."
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Phil es un asesino y lo han contratado para matar a Dan.
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Let's Think of Something Better by EverythingIsAsItWas
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
18 Feb 2025
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Dan Howell has no direction in life. No real friends, a job he hates, and suppressing a huge part of his identity, the end of summer 2009 is looming.
Then, he begins to see a boy in reflections, a boy with black hair and blue eyes he swears he could swim in. And then his entire world falls apart at the seams.Bookmarked by SofiAttemptsToWrite
11 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Best soulmate au I've ever read in my life
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4000 Year Old Tortoises by insertfandomjoke
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
09 Dec 2025
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He thinks, sometimes, in the afterglow of sex and high hormones, that he wouldn't mind dating Phil. Anyone would be lucky to date him – he knows that for a fact. Phil would be the most caring and attentive partner in the world. He'd make you soup when you were sick even though he hates soup. He'd buy you chocolates just because he felt you were a bit sad, even though you're a bit sad a lot. And he'd take whatever you had to give, and he wouldn't ask for any more than you offered even though he deserved the sun, the moon, and all of the universe's creations.
So that's why he also knows he can't date Phil. And that, really, he should start putting some distance between them. Phil would see soon that Dan's bad days outnumber his good, and although he has so far managed to keep Phil sheltered away from the worst of it, nobody could love him at his most self-destructive. He'll lose it eventually, and he'll shout and he'll swear and he'll push, and Phil doesn't deserve any of that.
So, yes, Dan should start putting some distance between them.
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All the ways Dan and Phil have defined their relationship over the years in an attempt to avoid the word 'boyfriends'.
Bookmarked by SofiAttemptsToWrite
11 Dec 2025
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no chance to take it slow by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Apr 2025
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Although Phil didn’t want to take his eyes off of the two people in front of him, he shouted back to the kidnapped person, “Hey mate, do you know why these dumbasses kidnapped you?”
There was a heavy pause before a hoarse voice asked, “Wait, are you talking to me?”
Phil briefly glanced over his shoulder at the figure. He was hanging upside down, his hands tied behind his back and feet bound with chains.
“Yes, I’m talking to you, the guy hanging from the fucking ceiling. Why did these guys kidnap you?”
“I don’t know! I’ve never seen them before in my life!” The guy cried out. “Please get me out of here I’ve been tied up for-”
“Don’t worry. I’m gonna get you out,” Phil said, earning himself a sharp look from the person he was still pointing his sword at. “Consider it payment for breaking my window.”
or, as a mercenary in the nuclear wasteland, Phil has met quite a few interesting people in his day. Now with two kids in his care, he has to be more careful about who he gives his trust to than ever before.
or or, death family in the nuclear apocalypse
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- Part 2 of you keep eternity, give us the radio
Bookmarked by SofiAttemptsToWrite
20 Apr 2025
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The Omnipresence of You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Nov 2020
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Karl Jacobs was leaning on his friend, red cup in hand, laughing happily. Sapnap didn’t know him then, didn’t know his name or anything about him, except his laugh and smile and purple sweater. He sat up, struggling to balance. Dream’s laughter cut through, interrupting Karl in Sapnap’s mind, and he clumsily hit Dream on the mouth to shut up.
“What is it?” Dream asked, grabbing Sapnap’s shoulder to keep him up.
“Pretty,” Sapnap said.
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Sapnap has never been very good at love, never had the best luck. But then he follows his friend to college, drinks himself into oblivion, and falls in love with Karl Jacobs with the pretty sweaters and prettier eyes, and just won't leave Sapnap alone.- Language:
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Bookmarked by SofiAttemptsToWrite
28 Mar 2025
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Finally found it again! I think this is the first dsmp fic I ever read back when I didn't even know what the dsmp was.
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Time Heals by MatleenaMaddie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Mar 2022
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“You have fire powers,” Karl says. “You’ve known Dream since you were a child. He is the one who chose your name, because you love pandas. You had a goldfish called Mars when you were young. You had a stuffed fox too; you named it Sketcher. I-” He pauses to think. “[…] You think of Dream and George as your brothers. You thought of Punz as your brother too, but you never told Dream that.”
Sapnap cannot say a word. He stares, eyes wide.
The things that Karl listed are not things that the general public knows. These are small details that only his closest friends know. These are secrets that Sapnap never ever voiced – he never told Dream or George about Punz. He never ever explained that his grief for Punz is so strong because he was like a brother to him.
It's terrifying.
Karl looks at him, so earnest, his lips trembling. There’s wetness in his voice when he finishes. “And you love me,” he whispers. “You told me you loved me.”
It’s terrifying. It’s abnormal, it’s worrisome, it’s alarming.
And the scariest part is that Sapnap believes him.OR: the Dream Team are superheroes; Karl is a random guy who walks in and declares that he knows Sapnap.
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Bookmarked by SofiAttemptsToWrite
28 Mar 2025
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I always come back to this fic. Literally shaped how I picture Quackity in my head. I knew nothing of the dsmp when I read it, didn't even know who most of the characters were and still loved it. Wanna read it again someday.