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“Way I see it,” said Corky, pausing to light a cigarette and let Pine sweat a little longer, “there's two ways this can go. One: I tell Roper what I saw you doing, he kills you, probably Jed too, poor girl.” He shook his head, mock melancholy. “Or two: I don't tell anyone anything because you agree to do me a favour.”
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20 Jan 2026
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Jecka was losing her damned mind.
She'd already had her 'sexuality crisis', more or less. She figured out her shit, put it to bed, and that should've been the end of it. Of course, it wasn't. She wasn't really questioning anything, no, that would've been much easier. So much more simple to deal with and understand and test and poke around. That would have been fine! That would have been normal, and reasonable, and understandable.
Naturally, Jecka just had to develop a 'Nicole Crisis'.
Which, on paper, was a complete nightmare and disaster of an idea. She could do better! So much better, and it sure sucked that she didn't want to do better than the most gorgeous, vicious, horrifying, confident, and addictive monster she'd ever met or would meet. And she knew, she absolutely knew that this was going to crash and burn instantly with zero hope of either of them living through the night.
If only feelings were rational.
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5 conversations in your pimp’s car (+1 where you had to walk) by Anonymous for Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Dec 2025
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I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivetyThe year is 1973, the city never sleeps, and Quackity's been promoted from working the corner to riding "in style". However he feels about the man driving him around is both complicated and irrelevant.
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How to Sex Vol. 4-58 by Goldenrayofsunshine
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Feb 2021
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"Put your armor in the hole. Could be a way to say. Use protection. It is important that everyone has safe sex. That is why I am writing this book. Also I do not know where babies come from."
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Tommy's Mental Decline in Captivity, told through his own Magnum Opus.- Language:
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20 Dec 2025
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Dream told me about mushrooms so i googled the mushrooms. Amanita comes in three genders because we are allies to the LGBTQ community.
Amanita 3 genders:
1. Eat it and find out.
2. Eat it and die.
3. Delicious Meal ?Series
- Part 2 of DSMP Journal Collection
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20 Dec 2025
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The first time is an accident. Second time— that's an accident too, is what he tells himself. So is the third.
The fourth isn't. And neither are any of the other times after that.
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14 Dec 2025
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The thieves finally escape slavery.
They take some things with them.
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05 Dec 2025
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Hannah has gone through her fair share of potential meisters. It just never works out, and she's long accepted that the problem is her. She's just... not the kind of weapon who matches with people.
Mane is about to prove her otherwise.
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- Part 4 of MCYT Soul Resonance AU
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18 Nov 2025
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"Nice," Mane says. He turns her in a smooth circle in front of her, and if Hannah wasn't in weapon form, she might have cried over how nice it feels to be held by someone who has an idea of how to hold a polearm. "You look good."
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Hannah and Mane are hired to kill a monster hiding in an abandoned hotel in a little lakeside resort town. The only problem is the guy who hired them has no clue what kind of monster is lurking inside the place.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Soul Resonance AU
Bookmarked by Small_lizard
18 Nov 2025
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"You're really powerful," Mane says, leaning back in the water. "Best poleaxe around. Best weapon around."
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Mysteries Masks by Bobsled_Hostage
Fandom Bulldozer - Laird Barron, Scooby Doo - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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09 Nov 2025
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Vicky still wasn’t used to accepting help. Something about admitting defeat rubbed her the wrong way and she’d rather get a fist to the face before asking anyone for a hand.
But love made a person stupid, and stupidity made them courageous. Maybe that’s why she managed to ask Ches for a little bit of help.
After all, if Glam could ask him for anything, then surely the green rooster wasn’t so bad.
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- Part 9 of Metal Family Ties
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28 Sep 2025
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"Oh yeah, there's something funny about that ghost!" Heavy laughed, looking back at his father. "His name was Shvaga— Shva—"
"Shvagenbagen," Dee finished for him.
The smile on Glam's face completely vanished and neither Dee nor Heavy anticipated their father's reaction.
Or Dee slowly unravels the truth behind the name Shvagenbagen
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Bookmarked by Small_lizard
28 Sep 2025
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"'I was what you are, you'll be what I am.'"
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The officers have their commands, but the soldiers who have no command suffer and do not know why they suffer. Some, of course, form bonds with others in the ranks. Sometimes several share a single woman, or a man who is like a woman.
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- Part 14 of Kinktober 2024 Hostage Situation
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29 Aug 2025
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"They’ve already talked about it. There isn’t exactly more to say."
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Bacon's back on the Chungpire, but he's on probation until Hannah's sure he's not going to leave her again.Bookmarked by Small_lizard
19 Aug 2025
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Seventeen years ago, Eret won the Hunger Games by betraying her team.
She has never brought a tribute home.
Or, snapshots about a mentor trying to atone.
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19 Aug 2025
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“What the fuck,” Schlatt rasps, sandpaper rough. He coughs and wheezes, a hand coming up to press agains his chest. “Quackity…?”
“I’m here,” Quackity says quietly, squeezing his hand. “Schlatt, I’m right here with you, I-“
“What the fuck did you do to me, you little shit?”
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14 Aug 2025
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Three weeks after they put Schlatt in the ground, Quackity felt something turn over in his chest – not so much a switch flipped as a pancake done on one side, roughly scraped up from where he’d landed and raw where he was slapped back down.
He doesn’t weep into his pillow every night anymore.
He also doesn’t sleep.
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times being what they are (hard and getting harder) by Marrow_and_Bone for wendymarlowe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Jul 2025
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“Schlatt I’m tired,” Quackity rasps. He shouldn't be trying to speak with this little air to work with, but the angle of his neck won’t allow for more than a whistle of breath, and Schlatt’s grip is unrelenting. “You fucking said…” He coughs, then struggles to swallow. “You promised me-”
He’d've laid it all out then, if he'd had the chance; run them through the same broken-record litany of letdowns and off-kilter compromise. He doesn’t fucking care if it’s pathetic anymore, doesn’t care if it’s pointless, he just wants to spit Schlatt’s too-go-to-be-true declarations right back in his face. He wants to call out broken vows one by one, brittle and furious, sharp enough to cut.
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When the end of the world happens, it doesn't come like he expected it to.
No nuclear fallout, no climate disasters. There's no military occupation, no sounds of jets in the air above, screaming through the sky. The end of the world starts like a hand on the shoulder, gently shaking him from a deep sleep.
The end of the world starts with the urge to look outside.
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11 Jul 2025
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Schlatt decides to have a little fun on the train.
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25 Jun 2025