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Under the since deconstructed nation of El Rapids, the people who hate Quackity most train his best friend to betray him.
Training comes in unexpected forms.
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“...I hope she aborts it.”
“It’s Kansas, I don’t think women can get divorces,” Nicole says blandly. “Don’t they still go by three-fifths there?”
“Three-fifths of what?”
“You’re taking world history, aren’t you supposed to learn about it?”
“I mean like, we just learned about 9/11 for the third time.”
“...Yeah.”
The hostage relationship between Nicole and Ari after the hate-crime route.
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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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We Drink Until the Waters' All Gone.
As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-employer, taking justice into their own hands.
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"It is well to remember that God hates peace in those who are destined for war, and so are we all."
(Fulton J. Sheen)
A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe (in chronological order of oldest to newest).
Series title from the song "Racehorse: Get Married!" by Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum.
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“Way I see it,” said Corky, pausing to light a cigarette and let Pine sweat a little longer, “there's two ways this can go. One: I tell Roper what I saw you doing, he kills you, probably Jed too, poor girl.” He shook his head, mock melancholy. “Or two: I don't tell anyone anything because you agree to do me a favour.”
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20 Jan 2026
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Mysteries Masks by Bobsled_Hostage
Fandom Bulldozer - Laird Barron, Scooby Doo - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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09 Nov 2025
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Jecka was losing her damned mind.
She'd already had her 'sexuality crisis', more or less. She figured out her shit, put it to bed, and that should've been the end of it. Of course, it wasn't. She wasn't really questioning anything, no, that would've been much easier. So much more simple to deal with and understand and test and poke around. That would have been fine! That would have been normal, and reasonable, and understandable.
Naturally, Jecka just had to develop a 'Nicole Crisis'.
Which, on paper, was a complete nightmare and disaster of an idea. She could do better! So much better, and it sure sucked that she didn't want to do better than the most gorgeous, vicious, horrifying, confident, and addictive monster she'd ever met or would meet. And she knew, she absolutely knew that this was going to crash and burn instantly with zero hope of either of them living through the night.
If only feelings were rational.
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5 conversations in your pimp’s car (+1 where you had to walk) by Anonymous for Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Dec 2025
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I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivetyThe year is 1973, the city never sleeps, and Quackity's been promoted from working the corner to riding "in style". However he feels about the man driving him around is both complicated and irrelevant.
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How to Sex Vol. 4-58 by Goldenrayofsunshine
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Feb 2021
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"Put your armor in the hole. Could be a way to say. Use protection. It is important that everyone has safe sex. That is why I am writing this book. Also I do not know where babies come from."
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Tommy's Mental Decline in Captivity, told through his own Magnum Opus.- Language:
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20 Dec 2025