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A Pain Like No Other by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Oct 2025
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No.1 “Please don’t cry.” Lamb to the slaughter, ceremony, beg for forgiveness
Peter isn’t really thinking as he swings over to the cabin that he knows holds Mr. Stark and his family. He isn’t thinking about the fact that the sun has already set, which means that Morgan is already asleep, and it's a quiet night, which means that Tony is likely heading to bed early.
There’s no time for anxiety and second thoughts when your chest is full of mind-searing grief, a pain so strong that Peter swears he’s choking on it.
or, I start whumptober off with pain :)
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There was a lot that Jason regretted in life.
Flying to Ethiopia to meet his biological mom, whom he had never interacted with a day in his life. Trying to steal tires from the Batmobile. Hell, just trying to hang out in the specific place in Crime Alley that everyone told him not to.
However, there was nothing Jason regretted more than telling Damian that he was immortal.
Or, a crack fic where Damian kills Jason a lot in true brotherly fashion. It’s all fine and dandy until someone that isn’t Damian kills Jason.
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You Cannot Kill What You Did Not Create by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Jul 2025
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It took Tim a while to realize that his time with Joker stuck with him in more ways than one.
Of course, there was the obvious. The scars on his cheeks, the green hair, the chemically dyed skin. Those were things that everyone noticed. The things that Tim could tell everyone tried not to stare at.
Then there were more subtle things. The days where Tim didn’t feel like Tim. The days where he swore there was a voice in his head that sounded just like Joker Junior.
He tried to ignore it for a while. Told himself it was just the remnants of the psychological trauma induced by his time with the Joker.
But the voice didn’t go away, and the longer Tim tried to ignore it, the crazier he felt.
or, Tim Drake has OSDD, and this is how the bat family finds out
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Of course, in the amazing luck of loss that is Bruce’s life, there comes a day where he realizes he might not be enough to save his children. There's the night that changes everything, the night that he races to the warehouse with something that feels so similar to a heartbeat racing in his ears.
He gets there just out of time. Grief, something so strong that it almost sends him to his knees, wracks through him as he cradles his son's dead body in his arms, something that was never supposed to happen like this.
Still, he tries to make it right. Fangs slide into his son’s neck so easily, and a sob almost makes it way past Bruce’s throat when Jason stays limp in his arms.
When he detaches fangs from Jason’s neck, he brushes dirty locks of dark hair from his boy’s forehead. There are smudges of soot and blood smeared across his face, and Bruce does his best to clean it off as he waits.
And waits.
And waits.
Or, Jason dies in the warehouse and Bruce tries to make him a vampire to save his life, though is just too late. When Jason wakes up in his grave very much not human, it changes things.
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Happy Birthday? I Guess? by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Jul 2024
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It took Tommy way too fucking long to figure out what the date was in human years in the middle of space, but after months of enlisting Tubbo’s help on the matter, he finally thinks he figured it out.
And his birthday is in three days.
Or, Tommy tries to tell his crew how humans celebrate birthdays. Something about setting candles on fire and singing a song in unison has them thinking he's pranking them, because surely humans don't do something so strange... right?
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- Part 8 of Human in Space What'll He Do
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Mithriadism by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Apr 2024
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“Hey FRIDAY,” he called out, staring at the vial in his hand with carefully crafted pride, all while fear was simmering within him.
“Yes, Mr. Parker?” The AI’s voice answered.
“Start a log entry for day one of Mithridatism. Clearance code Spider,” he started. He waited until there was a small beep before continuing to speak. “I have developed a high acting poison that I will slowly expose myself to over the course of a month, upping the dosage amount each time.”
Or, Peter starts poisoning himself to build resistance after a patrol gone wrong. It goes about as well as you'd think.
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SpiderPOTS by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Apr 2024
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“Kid? You okay?” Bucky asked, racing over to where Peter was sitting on the floor.
Peter waved him off. “Just give me a second and I’ll be back,” he said, his words slightly slurred from how foggy his brain was becoming.
Bucky raised an eyebrow. “You look like you’re about to pass out.”
And oh wasn’t that the truth. “I think I am,” Peter responded, his vision going black. He registered Bucky lurching forward as he fell backwards before he was down for the count.
or, Peter neglects his health and passes out on patrol
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Stars Shine Brightest At Night by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Mar 2024
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“What are you doing?” a deep voice suddenly asks. Tommy screeches and pulls his feet out of the water with a splash, turning around with wide eyes.
Techno stands at the start of the dock, giving an unamused look to Tommy’s reaction.
Or, Tommy leaves the cabin at night to escape the lingering affects of a nightmare. Him and Techno have a heart to heart
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Summer Camp? More like Bummer Camp by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Mar 2024
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Listen. Tommy didn’t want to be at a fuck ass summer camp where a whole bunch of troubled kids are shipped off to because mommy and daddy are too busy to take care of their kids.
Sure, it was better than being at home where he would have to endure the drunk wrath of his father and manipulative words of his mother, but it didn’t mean he had to be happy about it.
Or, Tommy doesn't think he's going to enjoy summer camp. His mind is changed by both his friends and the camp counselor, Techno, who is always patient with Tommy despite the way he's obviously pushing boundaries
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Glasses by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
10 Feb 2024
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If Techno was startled by Tommy’s appearance in his room, storming in with an echoing bang as the door slammed into the wall, he didn’t show. The alien simply lifted his eyes from the book he was reading, sending Tommy a deadpan stare.
“Can I help you?” he asked, more than used to Tommy’s antics by now.
“You can, actually,” Tommy said with a smile that usually meant something was going to break or catch on fire. Or sometimes both. Usually both. “Do aliens wear glasses?”
Or, Tommy needs glasses. He's not very happy about it. Or sure that there is even such a thing as glasses in space for that matter...
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- Part 7 of Human in Space What'll He Do
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Don't Let me Go (You're All I Have) by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Nov 2023
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“What do you think will be best for Tommy, Sam? I know that you have his best interests in mind, and clearly something needs to change so that we can continue to keep him safe,” Wilbur spoke up, using his diplomat voice that he always used when trying to get a better deal in the trade markets.
Sam was quiet for a minute, a thoughtful look to his face. Tommy tried to catch his eye, but the human dutifully avoided it. Tommy’s heart sank.
“Based on what I’ve heard from Philza, a lot of Tommy’s injuries and the stress of the crew stems from the lack of knowledge on humans. I think it might be in Tommy’s best interest he stays with us while—”
“What?!” Tommy shouted, standing up from his spot on the floor.
or, Tommy's crewmates wonder if Tommy might be safer staying with a crew with a human on it. Which means Tommy would have to leave them. He doesn't approve.
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- Part 9 of Human in Space What'll He Do
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Scareboy by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
14 Oct 2023
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Sure enough, the scarecrow had moved from the position Wilbur saw it in earlier in the week. Now it was facing the house itself, instead of a little past it like it had been before. It was lined up almost perfectly so that its soulless eyes were staring at the window into the house.
“That cannot be normal” Wilbur pointed out, rubbing his hands over his arms as his heart rate quickened once more and a chill raced down his spine.
His father opened and closed his mouth a couple times before talking. “It’s probably the wind moving it or something. Lets keep an eye on it though. It would be just our luck if we had some haunted scarecrow on our property.” Phil’s words were humorous, but there was a lining of suspicion that the boys could find themselves relating with.
“Demon scarecrow. Scaredemon” Wilbur said, getting a chuckle from his family. It cleared the air enough for the three of them to leave the scarecrow, all of them feeling much more unsettled than they had been before.
Or, Phil, Techno, and Wilbur move into a house with a demon posessing a scarecrow and instead of calling ghostbusters they decide to adopt him
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If I Fall (I'll Learn to Tell You) by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Oct 2023
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Only, when Tommy landed, his ankle rolled underneath him and he fell, biting the inside of his cheek to keep from crying out in pain when his ankle took the brunt of his fall, sending racing pain through the joint.
“Oh shit! You alirhgt, Tommy?” Ranboo asked, running over towards Tommy, sending woodchips up as they went.
Tommy paused for a moment, wondering what he should say. On a normal day, Tommy would’ve ignored that voice and done what he’s been slowly learning to do. For some reason, when Tommy opened his mouth, what he said was “Yeah I’m fine. Just never landed on the wood chips before.” The lie felt sour in his mouth, but Tommy didn’t take back the words.
or, Tommy learns that it's okay to be vulnerable, but not without a little pain along the way
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Adrenaline pulsed through Tommy’s veins as he finished the final lap, his car engine whirring and vibrating. He made the last turn of the track, leaning as if he was one with his car. He slowed to a stop after he passed the checkered finish line, his breath coming out in pants as he smiled behind his tinted helmet. He was covered in sweat, unbearably hot, and tired, but he’s never felt more alive.
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I combined secret identity and street racing and came up with this
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Can you guess what this one's gonna be about?
Tommy gets itchy. He knows that his skin turning slightly red from itching himself is no big deal. The aliens that he's living with who still have no clue about how humans work? They do not.
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- Part 6 of Human in Space What'll He Do
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Space Tattoo by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Aug 2023
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Tommy, who had been laughing and listening to the story, paused for a moment. “What was that word you said? Tattoos?” he asked, wondering if he heard that wrong.
Tubbo nodded. “Yeah! It’s where artists press ink into your skin and it stays there permanently! A lot of species get them. Some times it for culture reasons, or for fun” Tubbo explained with a smile on his face.
Tommy’s jaw dropped. “You’re shitting me. Humans have tattoos as well! What’re the odds”
Or, Tommy finds out that alien tattoos are a thing. He obviously gets one
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- Part 5 of Human in Space What'll He Do
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Magic Pleasing Medicines by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Aug 2023
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Phil paused, studying Tommy for a moment, his brows scrunched. “The surge? I didn’t know you were magic, but once I figured it out I drew some of your energy out of you since it was your built up powers making you sick. That can be dangerous” the man said, sending a pointed look towards Wilbur, who looked sheepish.
Tommy blinked slowly. “Surge? Powers? Magic? Shit am I having a fever dream right now”. Tommy pinched himself, his confusion growing when he felt the pain.
Techno was the one who spoke up next. “You didn’t know about your magic, kid?” he asked
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Cuz I'm no Ordinary Tommy, I'm From a Deep Blue Underworld by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
08 Aug 2023
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“I though you hated me” Wilbur says quietly, and Tommy has to take a second to make sure he heard the man right.
“You- what?”
“All those times you said you didn’t want to hang out, or randomly left. I thought I wasn’t being a good friend and you were just too nice to say anything”
“Wilbur. I’m a merman. That’s what you’re worried about?” Tommy asked with a frantic laugh.
“Well I thought you hated me. You being some mythical creature is the much preferred alternative if I’m being honest”. Tommy couldn’t believe this guy.
Or, crack fic where Tommy is a merperson and Wilbur finds out
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A Past to Hide (And a Future to Hold) by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2023
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When Tommy became prince Wilbur of the Antarctic Empire’s royal guard, he didn’t know he would make friends with them so quickly. The first couple of months were spent with him jumping at every noise, curling in on himself whenever Wilbur addressed him directly. It took some gentle prying at the walls Tommy built to protect himself, but Wilbur slowly wormed his way into Tommy’s heart, bringing out the true person that hid underneath. When news that Schlatt has entered the Empire reaches the blonde's ears, though, he worries that the life he had built for himself will come crumbling down around him.
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Lost in the Bottle by Slothsomething
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Apr 2023
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Wilbur sighed, twisting the cap onto the vodka and setting it down so that he could balance on the roof with both hands. “Pretty obvious, innit” he laughed, hating how pitiful he sounded. “Trying to get through the full moon” he said, the words falling right off his tongue.
Techno straightened, shooting a look to the moon with a look of realization.
“You’re a werewolf” he muttered.
or,
Wilbur tries to cope with being alone on the full moon with alcohol. He leaves with a little more comfort than a bottle of vodka