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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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25 Feb 2025
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“I vowed that I would do anything if it might help you forget your heartbreak, did I not? It would be ungentlemanly of me to break that promise now.” Hildibrand leaned in closer as he spoke, close enough that the petals of his corsage brushed against Briardien’s tunic. Briardien watched one fall, spiraling, to the ground. “And so I ask you, Inspector: would this help?”
Briardien licked his lips. He cleared his throat, the sound too loud in the stillness. “There’s only one way to find out, so what are you waiting for?”
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Hildibrand takes it upon himself to cheer Briardien up after a certain betrayal.
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27 Sep 2023
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Future Trunks ends up going farther back in time than he'd intended, and running into (getting robbed by) the desert bandit Yamcha - who is too attractive for his own good, and far more decent than he first appears, but, really, doesn't seem to be that important overall. So taking him along for the ride shouldn't have any problematic effects on the timeline... right?
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02 Dec 2016
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Hanzo realizes that the time of year he normally returns to Hanamura is drawing near, but he knows his brother is alive. He still feels a need to continue his tradition, though. Reinhardt offers to join him in exchange for being shown around the area. Hanzo is unsure, but agrees to the deal. The two get closer than they expect to on their trip.
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12 Aug 2016
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The Lion's Crown and the Crown of Suns by BeckonCall (beckyh2112)
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
21 Nov 2017
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In anticipation of a war with Omnica, the kingdoms of Löwenkrone and Argia seal an alliance with two treaty marriages. Now, Golden Jack of Löwenkrone and Princess Satya of Argia must adapt to life and their partner in a strange land far from home.
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31 Jul 2016
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Graves and Twisted Fate escape Bilgewater and start making their way to Piltover. They make a stop on their way, and Graves is getting the impression that his rekindled friendship with Twisted Fate is hardly the same as it was before.
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- Part 1 of On the Way to Piltover
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14 Dec 2015
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Small kingdoms breathing by queerly_it_is
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
28 Oct 2015
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Once they’re done talking through the plan and everyone wanders off to take care of their own thing, Rhys slips into the control room, picking a drakefruit seed out of his teeth, and starts poking around in the computers.
There’s not much information, about anything, even less about what he’s looking for, but after a few minutes of digging he finds the directory for Helios’ security footage. Just to make sure. Just to check. He’s not trying to hide anything, not really. He’d just like to know how many of his mistakes got preserved for posterity, that’s all.
“Huh,” he mutters, scrolling through the archive.
They’ve all been erased. Hacked into and erased, actually. He leans closer to the screen, frowning, trying to decide why he almost recognises the code, why it feels—
“Hey, bro,” Vaughn says, sounding tired as he drops into a chair next to Rhys. “You all settled in?”
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31 Oct 2015
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11 Sep 2015
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Prompt fill for my 100 followers prompt giveaway on tumblr (prompt described in the author's notes)
Barry agrees to a deal with the devil and finds himself enjoying it a lot more than he expected.
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- Part 2 of Ice Hot Lightning
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09 Sep 2015
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"My favorite color is red, too!" Grimlock gave the bitty bot a big, crooked grin. "Do you like flowers?"
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07 Mar 2015
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"Just thought the paint would add a little extra spice for when we're 'facin'. Foreplay an' junk."
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21 Nov 2014
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Swerve offers to help Ultra Magnus out as all his knowledge of interfacing comes from a book.
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08 Nov 2014
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The Right Moment to Move by sister_coyote
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
29 Apr 2007
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They each have their specialties.
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15 Feb 2014
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Materia Bright by sister_coyote
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII
15 Aug 2007
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This is Rude. They don't have to talk about it.
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05 Feb 2014
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Love is a miracle, no matter how late. Or: beginning a relationship is difficult enough without the extra obstacles of gossiping crewmembers, irresolvable amnesia, and psychological baggage.
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20 Dec 2013
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Two years. One hundred and four weeks. Seven hundred and thirty days. Seventeen thousand five hundred and thirty one hours.
That's a hell of a long time to be separated from the one you love. And a hell of a lot of pent-up sexual frustration.
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01 Dec 2013
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Two idiots try to have sex in a submarine. One of them almost died three days ago, the other just got "The Talk" from a crazy old skeleton and both of them are virgins. How well do you expect it to go?
(Edited 12-10-10, fixed html error)
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01 Dec 2013
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18 Oct 2013
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Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
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31 Jul 2013
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Scout is trying to be helpful. There can only be one explanation.
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31 Jul 2013