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Natural Consequences by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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As Baizhu woke up, he had two realizations: everything hurt, and he needed a bathroom immediately. As he tried to get up, though, he came to a third realization: he could barely move.
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Baizhu has transferred too much life force, and is unconscious for over a day. When he wakes up, he's still too weak to even sit up, let alone take care of his extremely full bladder.- Language:
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Omovember Day 21: "Let's Clean You Up"
Just two more rooms. That's all he had to finish. He just needed to clean and polish two more floors before Ayato got home. Which would be… any minute now, actually, so he had to hurry. Unfortunately, he was working at a rather slow pace, because he had to stop every few seconds to try not to piss himself. It was not going well.Thoma goes too long without a bathroom break while cleaning. Luckily, Ayato is understanding.
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- Part 11 of Omovember 2023
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Teach You a Lesson by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Feb 2024
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Omovember Day 14: Making Someone Wait on Purpose
"It's about time you face some consequences for being late on rent all the time. I locked the door to the bathroom on our way out, and I have the only key. Just think of it as me evicting you, one room at a time."
Kaveh was furious, but he was too focused on not pissing his pants to argue. Obviously there was no locksmith coming, and with the way his bladder just kept filling, he wasn't going to make it if he tried to go somewhere else.Kaveh is late on rent again, and Alhaitham is getting pretty fed up. When he brings it up to him, Kaveh talks back, and Alhaitham decides he needs to be taught a lesson.
(Chapter 2: Alhaitham falls victim to his own scheme)Series
- Part 10 of Omovember 2023
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Too Much Coffee by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 9: into a waste bin
As he struggled to come up with a plan, Alhaitham picked up the several coffee cups he’d drained. He winced as he remembered where all the coffee had gone. He brought them over to the trash can to throw away, and… hmmm. The trash bag was completely waterproof, as was the Akademiya standard, and there was nobody around. He could just…
Alhaitham has a long day at work, with too much coffee and too few bathroom breaks.Series
- Part 9 of Omovember 2023
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A Walk by the Stream by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 8: "is that all?"
He knew his bladder was smaller than most, and certainly smaller than Cyno’s, which he found rather embarrassing. He avoided drawing attention to it when he could, usually waiting as long as possible before going when others were around.
That was how he ended up in the situation he was in now, trying desperately to hold it until Cyno decided to take a break. He hadn’t thought it would be an issue, as Cyno had also been drinking quite a bit of water and usually went before the need was particularly urgent. Surely, Tighnari wouldn’t wet himself before Cyno was even a bit uncomfortable?
Tighnari is on a walk with Cyno, and is too embarrassed to admit that he needs to pee.Series
- Part 8 of Omovember 2023
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Omovember 2023 by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandom Ranger's Apprentice - John Flanagan, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Feb 2024
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It was always a breath of fresh air when Wriothesley was called up to the surface. And it seemed like he was being called up by the Chief Justice more and more these days.
At first, it was your typical parlay between dignitaries. Wriothesley had officially taken his post with little to no fanfare, but plenty of eyes were still upon him for a fair few good reasons.
Yet a very specific set of eyes were taking in each of their many meetings into account when settling firmly on an opinion of Wriothesley; a personal opinion as well as a professional one. The Duke had fallen under the gaze of the Chief Justice, who seemed intent on taking as long as necessary to thoroughly make a judgment of his present character.
A judgment that was taking quite some time to decide upon.
Still, the Duke gladly humored him.
Though certain feelings started to stir despite himself…
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06 Feb 2024
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After visiting a patient for a short while, Baizhu has a hard time pinning down exactly what ails the elderly man. So, the best way he can think of to treat it is to experience it for himself. Now plagued with the ailment, Baizhu tries out a few things until progress is made, but it seems too little too late when his condition continues to worsen.
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Prompt #40Series
- Part 3 of 100 Whump Prompt List
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07 Nov 2023
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Kink-E-E’s Contract: Hermit of the Day Program
signed by:I agree to spend 1 (one) day from sunrise to sunset as the server’s Public Use Hermit.
I agree to remain on the Throne for the duration, or nearby if requested by any Hermit (not to leave the main lobby of Town Hall).
I agree to be on display and available to all visitors.
I agree to be blindfolded and allow anonymous visitors without requiring anyone to identify themself.
I agree to allow a Kink-E-E’s employee to collect me without prior warning (unless otherwise negotiated) and seat me on the Throne in Town Hall.
I agree to submit to any Hermit who approaches the Throne and who follows the limits set out in my personal contract. I retain the right to stop (safeword out of) any situation or contact that pushes those limits.
I agree to use the emergency buttons provided if I feel unwanted discomfort, feel unsafe or overwhelmed by any scene and am unable to verbally communicate or verbalize my safeword. (See: Personal Notes if safeword applies)Accepted Terms between Hermit and Kink-E-E’s:
Price to be Paid:
NO REFUNDS, RAINCHECKS, BUYBACKS, TRADES, OR IOU’S (looking at you, Grian and Zedaph. Not funny.)Bookmarked by SherlocksNobody
03 Oct 2023
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Grian was very excited when he finally arrived at the new world. As the hermits had been preparing the move, they had decided to add some new tweaks to spice things up for their seventh season. With a brand new list of achievements, it was only natural for some friendly competition of who could stay at the top of the leaderboard to spring up between the close-knit group of friends.
“I challenge you to complete the list. By the end of the season, you gotta get every… single... achievement. Are you up for it?”
"Challenge accepted."
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02 Dec 2020
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Peter Parker Omo Files by Liquid_Courage
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
28 Apr 2023
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*All platonic/non-sexual
*All of the omo stories I've written in one place.
*All of them can be read stand-alone.
*None of them are super canon compliant
*St*rker? We don't ship that...ever.- Words:
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28 Nov 2020