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Natural Consequences by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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As Baizhu woke up, he had two realizations: everything hurt, and he needed a bathroom immediately. As he tried to get up, though, he came to a third realization: he could barely move.
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Baizhu has transferred too much life force, and is unconscious for over a day. When he wakes up, he's still too weak to even sit up, let alone take care of his extremely full bladder.- Language:
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Omovember Day 21: "Let's Clean You Up"
Just two more rooms. That's all he had to finish. He just needed to clean and polish two more floors before Ayato got home. Which would be… any minute now, actually, so he had to hurry. Unfortunately, he was working at a rather slow pace, because he had to stop every few seconds to try not to piss himself. It was not going well.Thoma goes too long without a bathroom break while cleaning. Luckily, Ayato is understanding.
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- Part 11 of Omovember 2023
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Teach You a Lesson by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Feb 2024
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Omovember Day 14: Making Someone Wait on Purpose
"It's about time you face some consequences for being late on rent all the time. I locked the door to the bathroom on our way out, and I have the only key. Just think of it as me evicting you, one room at a time."
Kaveh was furious, but he was too focused on not pissing his pants to argue. Obviously there was no locksmith coming, and with the way his bladder just kept filling, he wasn't going to make it if he tried to go somewhere else.Kaveh is late on rent again, and Alhaitham is getting pretty fed up. When he brings it up to him, Kaveh talks back, and Alhaitham decides he needs to be taught a lesson.
(Chapter 2: Alhaitham falls victim to his own scheme)Series
- Part 10 of Omovember 2023
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Too Much Coffee by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 9: into a waste bin
As he struggled to come up with a plan, Alhaitham picked up the several coffee cups he’d drained. He winced as he remembered where all the coffee had gone. He brought them over to the trash can to throw away, and… hmmm. The trash bag was completely waterproof, as was the Akademiya standard, and there was nobody around. He could just…
Alhaitham has a long day at work, with too much coffee and too few bathroom breaks.Series
- Part 9 of Omovember 2023
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A Walk by the Stream by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 8: "is that all?"
He knew his bladder was smaller than most, and certainly smaller than Cyno’s, which he found rather embarrassing. He avoided drawing attention to it when he could, usually waiting as long as possible before going when others were around.
That was how he ended up in the situation he was in now, trying desperately to hold it until Cyno decided to take a break. He hadn’t thought it would be an issue, as Cyno had also been drinking quite a bit of water and usually went before the need was particularly urgent. Surely, Tighnari wouldn’t wet himself before Cyno was even a bit uncomfortable?
Tighnari is on a walk with Cyno, and is too embarrassed to admit that he needs to pee.Series
- Part 8 of Omovember 2023
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When it Rains, it Pours by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 7: wetting from emotion
He was nearly back to the Palais Mermonia when he felt the first drop of rain. He froze, crossing his legs as his bladder spasmed. Now was not the time.
Neuvillette is on his way back from a trial with a particularly full bladder.Series
- Part 7 of Omovember 2023
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Reader takes Thoma on a date to see the fireworks during the Summer Festival. Cuteness and fluff ensue.
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Festival Drinks by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 6: carnival omo (alt prompt)
The fireworks show was exquisite, as usual; you'd have to compliment Yoimiya next time you saw her. As it went on, though, you began to notice Thoma fidgeting more and more. Soon, he was fully squirming, and you decided you had to say something.
"Thoma, are you ok?"
He blushed. "I'm fine, I'll just need to find a bathroom once the show is over."
"Are you sure? We can go now."
"And miss the fireworks? No way!"
You really couldn't argue with that. You didn't want to miss the fireworks either.
Reader takes Thoma on a date to see a fireworks show, and buys him all sorts of interesting flavored drinks to try.Series
- Part 6 of Omovember 2023
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Interrogation Methods by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 5: being forced
Quickly–far more quickly than normal–his bladder began to fill. As the discomfort built, he remembered the herb he’d smelled earlier. It was a diuretic. He shifted his weight, but stopped when he saw the man smirk. If this man wanted him to squirm, he would do his best to stay still.
Bauzhu is captured by the Fatui, but Changsheng got away. Now, his captors want to know where she is, and they have rather unconventional methods of getting him to talk.Series
- Part 5 of Omovember 2023
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Dirty Tricks by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 4: desperate via magic
How could he possibly be guilty? He'd never even heard of this case before the trial. It was clear everyone else had accepted the verdict, despite the fact that he'd just been proven innocent. Childe, however, planned to fight.
He leapt down to the lower level, where Gardemeks were gathering.
"So, this is how justice is done in Fontaine. What a joke."
Before he really got into it, though, there was a fun little trick he'd been wanting to try out for ages. All it took was a little bit of well-placed hydro, and… done. He watched Fontaine's Chief Justice wince and recoil slightly, startled. Perfect.
Upset with the result of his trial, Childe decides to get some petty revenge and uses hydro to suddenly fill Neuvillette's bladder.Series
- Part 4 of Omovember 2023
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Floodgates by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 3: "can I please go first?"
One of Wriothesley’s favorite things about Neuvillette was that he loved tea nearly as much as Wriothesley himself. Fontaine's Iudex could knock back cup after cup of tea, more than any human should be able to–although, Wriothesley was fairly certain that he wasn't human at all.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette's tea party is interrupted by an alarm going off, alerting them to a potential threat from the primordial sea. There's no time for a bathroom break before investigating, and when they get back, there's only one bathroom available.Series
- Part 3 of Omovember 2023
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Told You So by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: Ranger's Apprentice - John Flanagan
02 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 2: while riding (alt prompt)
Gilan wasn’t a child. In fact, he was a fully grown adult, and he wanted Will to know that. So, when Halt reminded the two of them to go to the bathroom before they set off, Gilan ignored him. After all, adults don’t need to be told when to take potty breaks.Series
- Part 2 of Omovember 2023
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Stalemate by PisslocksNobody (SherlocksNobody)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Nov 2023
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Omovember day 1: while playing a game
Tighnari has promised to watch Cyno play Genius Invokation TCG against Alhaitham. Unfortunately, it's taking far longer than expected, and Tighnari isn't willing to break a promise for something as trivial as a bathroom break.Series
- Part 1 of Omovember 2023
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When Grian noticed there were no seatbelts in the van, he didn't expect for it to be a big deal. After all, they weren't going to get into any accidents, right?