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“Stop thinking,” Scar murmured into his ear, pushing his thumbs in deep circles on his lower back. “You never relax. It’s gonna get you killed.”
“I’m not the one who’s red right now,” Grian murmured back. His head got fuzzier with every breath Scar let out against his ear. “Maybe this is just your strategy to get my guard down so you can kill me.”
“Not you, Grian,” Scar answered back. He turned his head away, and Grian could feel the impression of his lips against his neck. Not kissing, not claiming, just there, waiting, like he wanted to. Needed to. But wouldn’t. “Never you.”
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Or, the end is drawing near, and decisions must be made.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
12 Jul 2025
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Absolutely lovely. Wonderful writing, exquisite romance despite the underlying dread of their setting - chemistry was palpable! Very very nice!
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The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”
“Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”
There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”
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Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.
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Winged Cupid Painted Blind by twynte
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 Mar 2025
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Avian Customs for the Young, the Dumb, and the Inbetween
The Complete Revised Instruction on Doing Things Right, Expanded“Wouldn’t the challenge be fun, Scar?”
She’s goading him, taunting, pulling him towards something promising, indiscernible to himself. She’s similar to Grian in that way. Her smile is sharp when she speaks. “Go big or go home, am I right?”
And Scar can tell she says it on purpose, he can see the smugness in the way her lips tilt up, he can see the satisfaction in her eyes. She knows she had him trapped before she even spoke.
He decides, quite easily, that if he is willing to do this for Grian, then he is also willing to do this for Pearl.
Or, Scar finds himself wrapped up in centuries-old customs that are much larger than himself. No one is surprised when he stumbles into love.
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
14 Mar 2025
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Chapter 9
GOD THIS FIC IS SO GOOD GUYS YOU HAVE TO READ IT
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Notes were made to be read (aloud) by GhoulisHaunted
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Feb 2025
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Grian has a secret.
He hasn’t told anyone, and he does his damndest to hide it. For all his life, he’s never admitted it once, and no one on the Hermitcraft server has figured it out, thank god. He really doesn’t plan to tell them either.
It’s horrifically embarrassing.
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He can’t read.
Which is a problem now, because Scar invited him on a lovely evening picnic and now at the end, he’s handed Grian a handwritten note.
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Grian can't read and hasn't told a soul. Scar confesses with a love letter. Grian wants to crawl into a hole and die. They kiss
IDEA CREDIT TO JULIE @MUFTIYS ON TWT!!
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
20 Feb 2025
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Genuinely so sweet and REALLY funny, totally recommend it
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I Knew You in Another Life by jdreamix for edgarallanpoestan
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
08 Jan 2025
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The day for Cellbit and Roier's wedding has finally come, everything is perfect and Cellbit couldn't be happier.
The sun has begun to set by the time the ceremony is finally underway. Residents and eggs alike are dressed to the nines in anticipation for the first wedding on the island. An assortment of wings, tails, and slime trails crowd the seats and Cellbit couldn’t be happier. Each chair held someone he loved and cared about, and that is all he could ask for.
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An exploration of first meetings in other universes and love at first sight.
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hypotheticals by tinkatonics for Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
09 Mar 2024
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"Do you think we know each other in every universe?” Fit asks suddenly, twisting his head to meet Pac’s gaze.
He chuckles self-consciously right after he says it, his dimples peeking out in a stupidly endearing way. Pac has the immediate urge to smooth them out with a kiss.
Baby steps, he reminds himself for the hundredth time, baby steps. There’ll be time for that when Fit is ready.
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
09 Mar 2024
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A COMPILATION OF A BUNCH OF HIDEDUO KISSES WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE BEST AUTHORS OF OUR GENERATION HALLELUJAH
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sleep easy in my arms by buhbenry for Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
29 Jan 2024
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“Would you, if you want to, stay with me? Tonight?”
Fit sighs with relief. He’d much rather this than be told that Pac doesn’t want to have him over, after all. “In your room? Yeah dude, of course.”
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Losing sleep by the minute, Pac decides to invite Fit and Ramón to Chume Labs for an impromptu sleepover, and regrets hiding something he probably shouldn’t have from Fit.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
30 Jan 2024
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Brilliant fic 10000/10
Domestic, and soft, and just two roommates taking care of each other and sharing a family life and being tough and cool and UGH I’d recommend it 1,000 times over <3
Another banger from an amazing author 💞💕💓💗💖
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Have a Holly, Mall-y Christmas by CurrentlyWorry, mirotic_chess
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
03 Feb 2024
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Thankfully, Roier only shoots him a puzzled look. “It’s Christmas, and I’m at the mall as an elf. I love it here! I love seeing kids and their parents smile when I spread the joy. I love Christmas. Don’t you?”
Cellbit forces himself to look away. “I’m not doing this for any other reason than the money. I just needed a job,” he explains a little impatiently. “It’s just for the holiday season; I don’t actually care about Christmas.”
And Roier looks floored.
“You don’t care about Christmas?!”
Or: It’s Christmastime, and Cellbit getting fired from his job lands him in a mall, stuck playing Santa with the holiday-obsessed mall elf Roier who won’t let his new coworker get away with half-assing his role as Santa Claus.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
25 Dec 2023
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THESE TWO ARE GENIUSES AT THEIR CRAFT. ANYTHING THEY TOUCH TURNS TO SOLID GOLD. I MAY BE A GRINCH AND INCAPABLE OF LOVE BUT THIS FIC MADE MY HEART GROW THREE SIZES. MY FAVORITE AUTHORS COLLABORATING TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET, WHO COULD ASK FOR A BETTER CHRISTMAS?
1000/10
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“I’m still going to see you, right?” Quackity asked waveringly.
“Just because we won’t see each other daily doesn’t mean we’re not best friends anymore. You can’t get rid of me; we’re stuck together forever.”
(Teenagers always make promises for the future they can’t keep. How could they?)
Amnesiac and alone, Quackity tries to piece together memories of a forgotten childhood friend.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
02 Nov 2023
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It’s impossible to read this and not fall unbelievably in love with every word while it rips you apart from the inside out.
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At first, he just thought that whatever fragile thing hung between him and his bodyguard had shattered.
But then the window shatters, crystalline shards flying everywhere.
The next thing ElQuackity knows, a pulsing red item rolls to his feet, and the ticking sends his heart plummeting to his feet. He only has the time to widen his eyes in realization before it stops ticking.
There’s a grim second of silence.
The redstone bomb explodes violently.
An assassination attempt, a strange occurrence, and a great fall. Neither ElQuackity nor Etoiles are having a good day.
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- Part 3 of qsmp space/scifi au!
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
29 Sep 2023
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE THIS TALENTED HELLO? LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE THAT COULD MAKE ME ENJOY A RAREPAIR THIS MUCH
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When Felps asks about the kissing booth, he doesn’t expect it to change much. Despite the wine clouding his judgement a little, he’s honest with himself in that, at least. He doesn’t care much when Pac’s eyes light up, though. When he finds himself being tugged across the field to the kissing booth—weaving through the chaos as they both laugh, and insist on testing it.
He thinks—realistically—he would probably do this with whoever was manning the booth. He thinks—realistically—he wouldn’t feel this giddy if it was anyone else other than Pac.
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- Part 3 of WSDanon fics
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
28 Sep 2023
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I am desperately in love with a rarepair and it will be the death of me. This fic is my only reprieve in a harsh and unforgiving world
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the stars are the same as ever by foolish__moon for SeriouslyCalamitous
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
10 Sep 2023
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“I don’t get it,” Pac said. He let out a dramatic breath, flopping his head down on Fit’s shoulder. Fit immediately tensed, his heart leaping into his throat, but Pac continued talking like nothing had happened.
“I just don’t understand,” He was saying. “We literally have nothing. No clues, no hints, nothing to go off of. I’d feel better if we at least had something to go off of, but we don’t.”
“Mh-hm,” Fit said, scrambling to collect his thoughts and say something even remotely coherent.or,
fitMC of 2b2t is too old to be getting crushes on pretty boys
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
11 Sep 2023
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HELPLESS PINING AND HEAD-OVER-HEELS FLUFF AND I AM ORPHEUS SWAYED BY THE DEATHLY BEAUTY THAT IS EURYDICE INCARNATE IN THIS FIC.
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Vegetta gets like this about things sometimes. People say it’s a vampire trait; something about predator instinct allowing their brains to hyperfocus on something that they want and channel all of their ability into getting it. Vegetta thinks it might just be a him thing, because none of the other vampires he’s met have shown such sole focus as he knows he has. Usually, it’s put into his work, making him one of the highest ranking government officials in the Bureau; sometimes, it’s put into a hunt. Always, it’s something he wants, and it can happen in the blink of an eye.
Now, he wants the werewolf with the green eyes, laughing at something across the room.
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- Part 1 of A Discovery of Belonging
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
29 Aug 2023
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I liked this fic enough to leave a paragraph comment and I never do that. Cannot recommend this enough. Will be going back to it.
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Another growl, this one far more guttural and right by his ear- his breath hitched, his heart raced- whoever they were, they got even closer, their face right by his neck. They brought a hand up, clawing at it, cutting a thin line that caused him to bleed slightly.
Then they sniffed.or
The ritual didn't work... or did it?
Foolish is visited by a certain demigod.Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
22 Aug 2023
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Hey Google how do I make this my whole personality?
ITS PERFECT OH MY GOD EVERYONE’S SO HOT AND I AM IN LOVE.
WHEN IS IT MY TURN.
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His brain short-circuits as Roier turns his hand palm up to lace their fingers together, butterflies exploding in his chest and rushing to light his cheeks.
“I worry about you, you know,” Roier says softly. Cellbit can’t bring himself to look up because he knows he won’t be able to handle the overwhelming affection he knows he’ll find in the other’s eyes. He chooses to give his hand a gentle squeeze instead, hoping it would convey the emotions he’s unable to say out loud.
“I do know,” he replies, just as softly. “But I’ll be ok, I promise. I’m so close to the end, we’re so close to making it out of here. I can feel it.” He desperately hopes he sounds more confident than he feels.or,
roier finds cellbit exhausting himself in his office, and decides to take care of him
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
15 Aug 2023
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My friend with the amazing writing skills does it yet again 💗💖💓💞💕
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“So you remember how we named ourselves? Well I learned today that families share something called a last name. We’re siblings so I think it makes sense we do that too, something we both like!” She clapped her hands together. “What do you think?”
He tilted his head, “But that’s a lot of names. Project, first and last?” He didn’t want Smile to get mad at him again.
“We don’t call each other this one, it’s more like a little secret between family.”
“I’m bad at secrets.” Foolish whispered.
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Foolish and Jaiden were created by the Federation before the events of the QSMP
ProjectBluebirdAU but Foolish-centric so ProjectGoldfishAUSeries
- Part 1 of Goldfish AU (Fish in a Birdcage)
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
22 Jul 2023
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AN AMAZING AU BY AN AMAZING AUTHOR WITH AN AMAZING NAME 10/10 DO RECOMMEND
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stay clear of the wreckage (he goes down, down, down) by buhbenry
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2023
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It’s easy to think she’ll never grow up, even a year after finding her; coiled up in a seaweed basket and tossed out into the riptide.
There were others, she’d told him and Bad, aside from herself and Dapper. Eleven total, all bundled up tight and tossed out to sea or dropped on doorsteps on the island.
He just hopes it’s safer up there than it is down here.
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Single father and denounced God of Death Foolish is trying his hardest to give his daughter the life she deserves, but competing with the tides and what they carry along with them is harder than he realises.
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
20 May 2023
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MY BRILLIANT FRIEND WITH THE EXQUISITE WRITING!!!!!! WONDERFUL PLOT — BETA READING FOR YOU WAS A DREAM!!!!! I WILL RECOMMEND THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH 100000/10