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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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21 Feb 2026
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world's end rhapsody by wakerife
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
04 Oct 2020
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Yoo Joonghyuk’s head tilts, and he looks at Kim Dokja almost curiously, like a house cat watching a flock of doves beyond a glass window pane.
“I used to think that you made me behave in a way that is unlike myself, but lately I’ve begun to think that what you do to me is exactly how I’m meant to be.”
another post-epilogue fic, wherein kim dokja may or may not need a bigger hospital bed
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11 Feb 2026
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Hearts are like friendship bracelets, if you lose this I'll fucking kill you by friedlizzard
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Sep 2025
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It can be incredibly difficult to anticipate a disaster.
Luffy didn’t even look him in the face before kick-starting this one, just smiled to himself, lost in an unknown world, and Law was already preparing to jump overboard and join him.
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Luffy and Law swap hearts before leaving Wano because that is a perfectly reasonable way to handle your crush sailing into the opposite horizon in the morning. And because their entire relationship is based off of one of them going 'get in loser, we're going to upend the natural order', and the other sliding into the passenger seat with takeaway coffees already in hand.
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- Part 1 of Another Go Round the Sun
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30 Dec 2025
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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
10 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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- Part 1 of The FIA Universe
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06 Dec 2025
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Laws of the Sea by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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"Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"
"No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."
Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."
"You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."
Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.
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Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.
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04 Dec 2025
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And I’d Know Your Face if I Was Drunk and Blind and Dead by Solena2
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Apr 2025
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Sometimes, Sabo wonders about who he used to be.
He gets the chance to find out when he bumps into Fire-Fist Ace at a bar.Series
- Part 1 of And I’d Know Your Face if I Was Drunk and Blind and Dead
- Part 1 of Sol's One Piece Fics
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19 Nov 2025
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Echolalia (Your Name On Repeat) by Rabbit_Jackalope_Wolpertinger
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Aug 2025
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The Straw Hats have been given a chance to undo their past mistakes.
For Luffy, the first mistake was letting Koby go.
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19 Nov 2025
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If Lost Return To: Strawhat Luffy (Its Only About The Journey When The Destination Sucks) by Sugarisavegetable
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Jun 2025
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When the first of these strange people fell from the sky and made a dent in the Moby, Marco was very concerned. He figured they were either a threat against Pops or, more likely, dead from impact.
After the nth time a random stowaway appears, this one is a goddamn skeleton, Marco just sighs and points them in the direction of their new second division commander.
Because for some ungodly reason all they seem to care about is Whitebeard's newest son, Ace.
(Ace is very confused and has never met these people in his life.)
Or: The Strawhats will always only bow to one king, and Whitebeard is not that man. Unfortunately for everyone, that man is nowhere to be found.
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17 Nov 2025
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I Stole A Secret From Your Lips by BrainlessGenius, Miss_Macabre_Grey
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga)
18 Sep 2023
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One night. Another party Gen needed to attend to rub influential elbows and find new clients.
One night. Another party Senku wanted to avoid and abandon in favor of private work.When Gen goes home with Senku, he expected it to be another fleeting night with no clothes. Somehow Gen finds himself returning wearing more clothes, safety goggles, and a bit of pride on his sleeves.
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06 Nov 2025
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'It's on a freakishly cold summer night that Senku asks Gen how many stars he thinks are in the sky. It’s a question asked without the expectation of a correct answer, meant to act as a perfect segue into one of those lectures Senku finds a sadistic joy within.'
The children yearn for the 21st Century again and Minami Hokutozai is looking for the biggest journalistic scoop in this Stone world. The night sky is all wrong and Nikki Hanada finds she might actually miss school. The past is sweet and Gen Asagiri is uncertain that the future can be the same.
Alternatively, time travel from the ground up.
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01 Nov 2025
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"“What a surprise to see you here, Gen Asagiri,” the man says. He appears to be in his fifties, maybe - graying hair at the roots that fades to youthful black at the tips, like a photograph developing in reverse. His beard is unshaven, a patchy constellation of salt and pepper, but his eyes are impossibly young.
They gleam with mischief, intelligence, and something else - something old and knowing. He watches Gen with open amusement, like someone who just found an unexpected letter in a familiar book. “I didn’t expect you. I’ve been trying for Yuzuriha or Taiju since I can’t get to Senku.”"
After the petrification, Gen starts dreaming of a man who died 3,700 years ago.
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31 Oct 2025
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the memory hurts, but does me no harm by Kaywinnit
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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“I have heard of this,” Ruri says softly, crouched beside the worktable. Her fingers hover just above the broken glass shards, careful not to touch. Gen holds the cloth open in his palms, revealing both the fractured remnants and the single, perfect star. They shimmer in the bright sunlight. “Though there hasn’t been a case in the village in years. It’s not a common disease. More of an old story, really.”
Gen watches her carefully. “But a real one?”
She nods slowly. “As far as we’ve been able to tell. It’s said to be driven by extreme emotions, ones the body can’t contain. The tears turn solid. Crystallize.” She pauses, then adds, “Not always into shapes like this, though. That part is…new.”
Gen’s eyes drop to the star again, impossibly clear and cold in the sunlight. It looks more like a snowflake carved by hand than anything that should come from a human body.
“How odd it is that it’s our dear Senku who developed it then,” Gen says lightly.
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Senku starts crying glass stars.
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31 Oct 2025
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When Gen met Senku for the first time, his life wasn’t yet a tapestry of lies.
The higher Senku’s rockets flew in the sky, the better Gen got at lying.
“Have you been watching me, Senku-chan? Can you still tell when I’m lying, even through a TV? Or are you somewhere in space, turning off the news when you hear my name…” his voice was light, but his brows were tightly drawn above his eyes, stuck on the ceiling of a flat too big for him.
The space was large enough for hopes and memories to tangle together, bouncing around the walls until they came back in the familiar mix of unattainable dreams.
When Gen met Senku for the first time, he was nine.
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At the peak of his career, Gen accepted a role in a new popular show.
The last thing he expected was to see his old childhood friend on the set—ten years and the weight of past lies heavy between them.- Language:
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30 Oct 2025
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Fanfiction? Gross. (Not really) by deihanira
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
03 Jan 2026
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"For you modern men… what exactly is a fanfiction?" Suika asked innocently, a curious expression on her face as those big eyes bounced around the rest of the people sitting with her.
Gen almost choked on his cola.
Of course, he knew the answer – before the petrification, he had been a cultured guy who dabbled in a bit of everything – it wasn’t his fault if every series he watched ended up making him prefer the non-canon pairings.
Yuzuriha giggled before replying. "I didn’t think they still existed. They’re fictional stories about imaginary characters or real people, usually in a romantic context. They were a great pastime 4,000 years ago."
Ruri looked at her slightly confused. "Romantic? I couldn’t quite figure out what they were because I saw our names in there."
Just the old Kingdom of Science that, after saving humanity, realize they have become famous enough to have fanfiction written about them.
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27 Oct 2025
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“We should get married.”
“Eh?! C-come again, Senku-chan?”
“I said we should get married. If you want to, of course.”
“Are you proposing? In a lab?!”
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It's supposed to go like this. Marriage is supposed to be the "one-of-a-kind" day, and everything after that becomes normal.
It's not supposed to be the other way around.
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24 Oct 2025
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just as sweet by breathepurple (bleedpurple)
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
08 Oct 2023
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Your name is Asagiri Gen. You're a liar, and a cheat, and a fraud magician.
Your name is Ishigami Senku and you couldn't care less.
What's in a name? Quite a lot, actually.
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24 Oct 2025
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jupiter couldn't keep me from you by breathepurple (bleedpurple)
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
20 Aug 2023
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“The working Medusa is our one-way ticket on a rocket to the moon.”
It was entirely silent in the aftermath of Senku’s declaration. Senku looked into a crowd of disbelieving faces, and offered his friends a rueful smile.
Everyone’s distress was evident. It was expected. But Gen—
Gen looked angry. Disappointed, even.
Or, a much-needed heart-to-heart.
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24 Oct 2025
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Asagiri Gen has an idea, why not do a little experiment in conditioning.
Subject: Senku Ishigami
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- Part 4 of Crappy's Sengen Fics
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24 Oct 2025
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Gen was sent by the Kingdom of Science to spy on Xeno and his allies, deliberately allowing himself to be captured by Stanley. A large part of their plan’s success rested on his shoulders; everyone counted on his silver tongue and mentalist skills.
…but everything changed when Gen lost his memory in an “accident,” unknowingly becoming the very instrument that would sabotage his own team’s efforts.
Meanwhile, Senku remains in the dark, his mind torn apart by the haunting suspicion that Gen has betrayed them. Despite the heavy weight of doubt, he fights relentlessly to prove that Gen is still on their side.
Yet all this turmoil is the result of Xeno’s manipulation, with both protagonists caught on the same chessboard, but for the first time, on opposite sides.
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23 Oct 2025
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Senku’s Scientific Guide to Losing a Bet, 3rd ed., Ishigami, et al. by alexisoak
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga)
12 Feb 2025
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After Senku accidentally makes a bet with Chrome, it’s a race against the clock to see who can get married first. Chrome and the rest of the Kingdom of Science think the bet is in the bag, but little do they know that Senku and Gen have been harboring a secret for years.
Will a little friendly competition spur Chrome to action? And will Senku’s throwaway comment finally force everyone to admit their feelings?
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- Part 3 of Alex’s Sengen Brainrot
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12 Oct 2025