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“The floo flashed green and Charlie tumbled out into Theo’s bedroom. Theo was holding his breath and chewing his lower lip and staring all at once. He hadn’t unblocked the bedroom floo in years. Charlie’s loose curls looked windswept, his freckled face expectant. He was already starting to smile.”—Chapter 21, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
A one shot about what happens when Theo Nott lets Charlie Weasley into his haunted house, inspired by BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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- Part 4 of Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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30 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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30 Dec 2025
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He left the farm.
He kept the faith.
He never went back.- Words:
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11 Dec 2025
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homophrosyne by formerstingray
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
31 Aug 2024
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She looks at him. For the first time in his life, someone who isn’t God can hear what he is thinking. Time is a purr, a click. A trick with a ring lodged like an iron hook into tenderness.
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Princes from all over Greece have come to Sparta to propose to the most beautiful woman in the world. Odysseus falls for her smart cousin.
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29 Nov 2025
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"Adam watched the way Declan's lip barely brushed the bottom of Girlfriend's earlobe as he spoke to her; he looked away just as Declan glanced up."
- Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys, p. 40Declan Lynch lies about a lot of things. He wasn't born a liar, but he learned quickly.
Adam Parrish is a liar too.
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14 Sep 2025
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The son of the man who lost the Eagle of the Ninth would never be allowed a first command of his very own fort, would he?
Marcus is posted not to Isca Dumnoniorum, but to a wretched and run-down garrison north of the Wall. There he finds that he is the new centurion of a group of scouts and spies, all of them British. He has few supplies and no experience. His men distrust him. His superiors despise him. His second-in-command is an incompetent drunkard. And the local tribes are determined to kill all of them.
But the worst thing of all is one of Marcus' soldiers. He is an enigmatic, dangerous, and insubordinate man by the name of Esca, who makes Marcus yearn for terrifying things he has never before wanted and can never, ever let himself have...
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- Part 1 of Chosen Man
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27 Aug 2025
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Damen and Laurent break up. Nicaise brings them back together.
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27 Jul 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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07 Jul 2025
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22 Mar 2024
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16 Sep 2023
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Where the Willows Weep by Heartbeat_Ghost
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2023
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During the hours of daylight, he could wrench himself out of bed, eat and drink, bathe and dress himself. He could function. But he did it all in a sort of numb trance, like performing the steps of a ritual that he knew had no purpose and wouldn’t affect a thing. At night, he lay awake for hours, curled up around himself, until Feng Xin came to lie down beside him and he could hold onto a sleeve. They never talked about it. Only then did he let his eyes fall closed and sleep, comforted by the fact that if Feng Xin left, he would have to be woken first.
But this was now his biggest problem.
‘Why are you still here?’
A story about Childhood Enemies, who become Teenage Rivals, who become Young Adult Friends, who become something more... but it is most definitely not a story about Love.
E rating is for Chapter 14.
(It's absolutely a story about love.)
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04 Jun 2023
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Bunny Kick your Teeth Out by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Apr 2020
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“Oi, Deku!” Bakugou shouted, eyes meeting startled green. “How often do fucking heroes contact students for internships?”
Deku looked startled, floundering a tad under the attention. “I- uh- never?”
“Huh,” Bakugou said, reading over the letter again.
“What?” Kirishima gaped. “Did a hero mail you a letter?”
Bakugou rolled his eyes. “Fuck no. I think that bitch Miruko-whatever sent me a fucking death threat and her number.”Series
- Part 1 of Divebomb
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pretty happy lyin' here with you (pretty good to feel somethin') by lelex
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Nov 2022
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The guy does nothing aside from hold the jacket out farther, swinging it closer to Shouto’s bloody face.
Taking a closer look at the jacket from where it dangles in his hand is Shouto’s only option.
There are pins attached to the collar and pockets sporadically, glinting softly in the light. Patches too, hand stitched on, Shouto can tell by his cursory glance. A little gay pride ribbon is pinned to the front pocket with an honest to god safety pin.
The jacket looks well-loved—clearly worn frequently and decorated with intention. Speaks of a long term attachment that only someone dedicated to a specific item achieves.
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Or, they pass a jean jacket back and forth long enough for them to fall in love.
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17 Apr 2023
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The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense. A Starfleet Academy story, set in the ST:XI universe.
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- Part 1 of Switch
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26 Nov 2022
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If you’re only going to read one mckirk fic, let it be this one.
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Just Like Candy by maginot
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Sep 2021
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“It’d be better if you were here alone. This guy looks like a real piece of work.”
“Oh, he’s harmless. Probably cheating on his wife.”
Sukuna starts to juice a lemon, and Megumi can’t help when his eyes snap back to Sukuna’s forearms and hands again. The thick, black lines around his wrists look especially good when he does stuff like this. “Eyes up here, sweetheart.”
Megumi pouts but listens, forcing his eyes back on Sukuna’s face. He looks awfully smug, it’s terrible. “Your tattoos are just so sexy, daddy, I don’t know what to do with myself,” Megumi sing-songs, overly flirtatious.
Sukuna’s gaze doesn’t waver, and neither does his smug facial expression. “I don’t know why you bother with these old losers when you could just be with me.”
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Weekend Lover by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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The one night stand Jim Kirk has with the Vulcan passing through Riverside is a welcome break from the monotony. It's good, very good, but so fucking weird Jim's sure he's never gonna forget it. He's not quite expecting to run into Spock again in San Francisco. A second one night stand turns into a weekend, turns into a lot of weekends, turns into Bones joking that he's living half his week at Spock's apartment.
But! But, and this is very important: they're not dating.
What also turns out to be important is Spock's job, which Jim never bothered getting the details of. Starfleet Officer and a bartender-slash-bouncer? That's fine. Starfleet Academy Instructor and cadet? ...Less fine.
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16 May 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
the most romantic plot with porn. i swear the fucking is integral to the plot.
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Linguistic Ambiguities in Vulcan Ethical Codes by elumish
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Jun 2017
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The thing people always forget is that it was a Vulcan ship that reached Tarsus IV first.
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06 May 2022
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
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- Part 1 of You Don't Have To 'Verse
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- 12/12
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05 May 2022
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literally twelve chapters of trauma recovery
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People make mistakes, but they also make choices. It’s important to James, that difference. He does his best not to confuse the two.
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- Part 1 of Choices