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  1. Rec *

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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

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    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Rec *

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Rec *

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    Jackie Pike loves her husband. Hayden Pike loves his wife. Hayden Pike also loves Shane Hollander. Shane Hollander does NOT love him back. He's been replaced, taken out back, and shot. His best friend doesn't love him anymore.
    or: Shane posts pictures with the Ottawa Centaurs, and Hayden is in his jealous ex-girlfriend era, a.k.a. Five times Shane posts about a Centaur, and one time he posts about Hayden.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    katrina @katisnowacensfan

    ilya rozanov saw me tweet that signing to the cens is the most indefensible thing he's ever done, said "hold my vodka" and started fucking his arch-rivals MOM. ily roz but you're stressing me out and we're barely halfway through the season.

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    Someone takes a photo of Ilya and Yuna shopping for art and the internet runs with it.

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Everybody else on earth was born with a manual on How to Be. A sort of silver spoon already tucked into their mouth.

    Shane wishes he had gotten one.

    After an exhausting day of masking and overstimulation, Shane has a panic attack. He loses the ability to speak. Thankfully, Ilya is there to help him through.

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    18 Feb 2026