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    The hot mic incident was just the beginning.

    Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.

    Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.

    The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.

    [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

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    "Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you."

    "...thank you." Scott said cautiously.

    "You are probably oldest to ever win Cup, so that is very impressive. They should give you special geriatric award."

    There it was.

    "Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?"

    "Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip.

    Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend.

    (kip meets ilya at the mvp award night. they become friends <3)

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    Jackie
    No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.

    Lily (Shane)
    I know he is so boring and I am so fun

    Lily (Shane)
    But opposites attract is the saying, no?

    Lily (Shane)
    Also I am not girlfriend

    Jackie
    Why not!!

    Jackie
    Sorry that was nosy

    Lily (Shane)
    Is okay

    Lily (Shane)
    Is complicated

    Lily (Shane)
    But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion

    Jackie
    Girl!!!!!!

    (spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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