10 Works by Realitymess
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Venomshank has a problem. He, as an immortal being, is eventually going to outlive his darling son and apprentice, Sword. Faced with such a dire dilemma, it only makes sense that he would do whatever necessary to find a permanent solution, right?
(In other words, a Phighting infection au I've been brewing up with some of my very good friends. Expect unlikely survivors, very tumultuous truces, and creatures more along the lines of corrupted beasts than regular zombies.) (Includes art by the author :-) )
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Ever since the Godpoke arrived, the careful plan that Inspekta's asked Capochin to build has been folding at their touch like paper. Capo doesn't know how in the WORLD they manage it, but one thing is clear- if he doesn't find out how the Godpoke's managing to cheer all these gods up so quickly, he's *ruined* in the eyes of his god.
Unfortunately, finding out what was being said to the other gods means actually... *shudder*... communicating with them.
Alt title: Capochin actually talks to people. Current title taken from Lemon Demon's Earn My Life.
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Poe Polybius is a coder, a playtester, a self proclaimed gamer, and most importantly it's the most recent hire on Gamefuna's team to test out the up and coming Inscryption. It's clear that this isn't a normal game from the get go- what sort of floppy disk can hold this much information in it anyways?- but it's soon revealed that there's much more buried deep beneath the surface than anything it could fathom. Will Poe be able to solve the riddle of what happened to these Scrybe "A.I", or will Gamefuna's source code prove to be the doom of it and its coworkers? Only one way to find out...
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Prying open an android with a Crowbar by OkguyWritesThings (Realitymess)
Fandoms: Half-Life
07 Apr 2021
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The first time Barney wakes up, he’s put through testing as his programs catch up with Black Mesa’s many, many assignments.
The last time he wakes up, it’s the end of the world.
AU where Barney Calhoun is a prototype guard robot built by Black Mesa before the events of the rescas happen... and proceeds to have to go through it all anyways.
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Nostalgia by OkguyWritesThings (Realitymess)
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
17 May 2020
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y'know, Benrey didn't have his passport either.
Once.
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Shooting Your Reflection by OkguyWritesThings (Realitymess)
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
11 May 2020
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Through all the fights and near death experiences, the last thing Gordon thought he'd need is a haircut.
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Dr. Sherlock didn't want to make friends. All he wanted was a nice place to work, a good night's sleep, and a helping of joy.
Constable Watson had it all. The job he had dreamed of, a new batch of companions, and a place to stay.
However unlikely and unfortunate their meeting was, they now knew a whole other side of the coin.
But that's not how they would tell it.
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Well my hyper fixation is back lol
Anyways, I just liked this idea so uhh have at it folks
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Scout didn’t expect Sniper of all people to help him, much less the Sniper on the other team. But, broken legs take time to heal, and the situation quickly spirals out of control as Spy goes on a search and Engineer tries to hold out on the point. Good thing they’re not alone either.
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Sniper's never seen snow before. Scout introduces him to it.