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Dottore is sitting for afternoon tea with his favorite banker. The sun is shining through the glass panels of the greenhouse. He is content. They are content.
Everything is fine.
And then, with a kiss, it all falls apart.
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day 4 of dottolone week 2026: forehead kiss
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- Part 33 of secrets we don’t talk about | dottolone
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15 Feb 2026
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“What is it that you want?” sighs Pantalone wearily.
Dottore draws from his pocket an object, sizzling with energy. Tiny ribbons of electricity snake around its amethyst core.
“Your Delusion,” he says. “Which you told me to bring you at your earliest convenience.”
He smiles. Maddening, infuriating.
The very worst part about it, Pantalone thinks, is that he is right.
He hates it when Dottore is right.
The Regrator’s office closes at eight. No exceptions allowed.
There is only one person in the whole wide world stupid enough to break this rule.
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dottolone week, day 5: lip kiss
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- Part 34 of secrets we don’t talk about | dottolone
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15 Feb 2026
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Kaveh read through the unfinished letter quietly, tapping his fingers on the desk with a hum. Alhaitham took the opportunity to hug him properly, pressing a tender kiss to his jaw.
Or: the context behind Alhaitham’s letters to Paimon.
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- Part 9 of oneshots!!
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12 Feb 2026
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Il Dottore walks in on Pantalone after the banker has killed someone.
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11 Jan 2026
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call me santa the way i'm riding yalls dicks by eraiklys
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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25 Dec 2025
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“I know I love him, because he’s the only face I can remember right now,” Alhaitham observed, poking absentmindedly at his stitches while Tighnari desperately pried his hand away.
Or: When a groggily disoriented Alhaitham wakes up still under the effects of anaesthesia, he can’t recall his own name, but the same cannot be said for his roommate’s.
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- Part 1 of oneshots!!
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- English
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18 Dec 2025
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Like Haitham would even care, Kaveh almost says, before remembering that the whole point is making everyone think Al-Haitham would, in fact, care.
“Oh, he’ll show up, all right,” he says instead. “He’s going to show up so hard, you don’t even know. Because he cares. So much. About me.”
His abductors trade looks with each other.
“Why do you think he’s into him?” the first man whispers, perfectly audible.
The other shrugs. “Maybe the ex-Acting Grand Sage likes blondes?”
Or: After the truth of his living situation finally gets out to the rest of Sumeru, Kaveh knows he has only one way to protect his reputation: convince everyone that he and Al-Haitham are married.
Too bad he never realized the risk of being the former Acting Grand Sage’s wife.
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13 Nov 2025
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so say it, say "i'm in love" by qinsen
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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you’ll be alright (as long as i’m not)
“Goodbye Aventurine.”
Aventurine sat at the table, hands trembling, as Ratio stood up, the chair screeching horribly loud in the silence and left. The pancakes, which had tasted like an expression of love just five minutes ago, now tasted like cardboard in his mouth. The cream and butter had melted slightly in their dishes, dripping onto the plate like blood from a slit wrist onto a tiled floor.
This can’t be happening.
Veritas Ratio never loved you.
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- Part 1 of love dies like a dog
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07 Oct 2025
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“Speaking of cute,” Kaveh continues, “the client- you know, the one who gave me Parry? She’s totally my type.” Kaveh sighs wistfully. “It’s a shame we met through work. Otherwise, I would’ve taken her out to dinner sometime.”
With what mora? Alhaitham thinks, the witty remark on the tip of his tongue. However, the curious side of Alhaitham takes over his vocal functions.
“Your type is… cute?”
Kaveh blinks at his unusual question but recovers quickly. “Yeah, pretty much. But that’s basically everybody’s type.”
Alhaitham’s type, he surmises, is tall, blond, red-eyed architects, so he’s not sure where Kaveh is getting his evidence from.
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Alhaitham learns that Kaveh’s type is “cute.” He loses his mind a little.
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11 Aug 2025
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“You have to look a little more into it, Kaveh,” Zakaria muttered. “I'm not puking on you right now because I'm imagining you're a hottie with giant bazongas. I'd rather blow my dad than touch you. No offense.”
Attempting a more sultry tone than usual, Kaveh exhaled a breath of laughter. “I'd rather blow your dad too. Mr. H can get it,” he whispered.
Zakaria barked out a laugh as he leaned closer and ran a hand through Kaveh's hair. “He's seething,” Zakaria whispered in his ear. “Seething. He looks like he's about to explode. It's working, dude... gods, he looks a little scary, actually. Hope he doesn't stab me. When he's drilling you later tonight after my master plan works out flawlessly make sure to remind him that I'd rather fuck a tree stump than touch you like this so I can still be best man at your wedding.”
Or; Kaveh’s childhood friend is sick of watching him and Alhaitham pine helplessly after one another, so he devises a plan to make Alhaitham jealous. Kaveh, under the impression that Alhaitham won’t notice - let alone care - is pleasantly surprised by the result as an entirely new side of Alhaitham is revealed to him.
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04 Aug 2025
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a language all their own by starlitlaney for aeonstide
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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A royal Kaveh, still reeling from the loss of his father and the upheaval of his entire world, encounters a new scribe amidst the palace. The sort that makes him feel hopelessly confused and keeps him coming back for more every time. The sort that insists on gifting Kaveh an array of flowers, but won't hint at even an inkling of true affection.
It would be so much more convenient to say Kaveh hates him, or at the very least, that Kaveh can't stand him. The truth is far more embarrassing than that.
(or, alhaitham tries to court kaveh. key word tries.)
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27 Jul 2025
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Over (and over) by LittleWhiteTie for 816dreams
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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Kaveh is drawn back into the life of his superhero ex after a call for help—Alhaitham’s been injured and has no one else to turn to. As Kaveh takes care of Alhaitham, old feelings resurface, and he begins to question whether leaving was really the right decision.
“I’ve gotta go home to feed Mehrak and change her litter, but I’ll be back soon.”
Alhaitham blinks at Kaveh. “You’re… coming back?”
“I can’t just leave you alone like this.”
Alhaitham’s lips quirk up. “I should’ve gotten stabbed six months ago,” he utters under his breath.
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27 Jul 2025
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mehrak@mehrak~&: sudo --remove intruder by 1mb for safittarius
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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With a cheerful beep, Mehrak releases the claymore, letting it clatter harmlessly to the floor.
Neither of them speaks.
Alhaitham stands motionless at the edge of the bed, eyes still fixed on the fallen weapon. Above them, Mehrak hums contentedly, hovering like nothing had happened.
“Explain,” Alhaitham demands.
Kaveh has recently moved back in, but the relationship between him and Alhaitham is still strained. When he overworks himself and falls ill, it's up to Mehrak to defend his master against the evil Alhaitham.
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26 Jul 2025
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When you suffer from nightmares, the best way to relax is to cuddle up to your loved one. Unless, of course, that loved one is the source of the nightmares.
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- Part 11 of I hate you (because I love you)
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13 Jul 2025
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A Treatise on the Emotional Infrastructure of Passive-Aggressive Romance (or, How to Make a List About Not Falling in Love While Already in Love) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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“I—” Kaveh stood, dramatically. “I’m setting up a chore chart. With color-coding. You will respect it.”
Alhaitham sipped his mango juice, wholly unimpressed.
“Why don’t you just ask me to do specific tasks?”
“Because you don’t do them.”
“Because you ask in a tone that suggests I should already be on fire.”
Kaveh, visibly vibrating: “That’s not the point! The point is—I’m setting healthy, adult expectations and you’re going to follow them, or I swear by the Seven, I will fill your office with live ducks.”
“Unethical,” Alhaitham said. “And ineffective. The acoustics in there would drive them mad.”
“I’LL TEACH THEM TO SING.”
Or, Kaveh tries to set boundaries but ends up making out with the very boundary he was trying to set.
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- Part 14 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 10 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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05 Jul 2025
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A Treatise on Interpersonal Catastrophe (or, How to Journal the Structural Integrity of Yearning) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jun 2025
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Kaveh gasps like a betrayed lover in a historical drama. “You critiqued my heartbreak!”
“You footnoted your horniness, Kaveh!”
“I—!” Kaveh flushes. “That was artistic nuance!”
“There were diagrams.”
“They helped emphasize the tension!”
“There was a scale from ‘mild yearning’ to ‘I would lick his spine.’”
“IT WAS A THEORETICAL SPINE!”
In which Kaveh writes about Alhaitham, and Alhaitham annotates the emotional wreckage with better grammar and worse restraint.
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- Part 11 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 7 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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08 Jun 2025
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A Treatise on the Observational Method (or, How to Lose Your Mind and Gain a Boyfriend in Five Hair Flips or Less) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2025
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“Oh, oh! You are the single most—infuriating, emotionally unavailable, uptight, lichen-brained man I have ever met—!”
“Mm.” Alhaitham scribbled something in his notebook. “Addendum: subject becomes increasingly eloquent when angry. Elevated use of compound insults. Possible link between caffeine intake and creative vulgarity.”
Kaveh lunged.
There was a flurry of motion, the slap of the notebook being snatched mid-sentence, a lot of swearing (mostly from Kaveh), and then a standoff in the living room that looked like a Renaissance painting titled “The Last Straw, Probably.”
“Give it back,” Alhaitham said calmly, rising from his chair.
Kaveh held the notebook to his chest like a damsel guarding her chastity. “Absolutely not. You wrote a whole damn essay on my hair flip cadence, you psychotic little—”
“It's a perfectly reasonable area of study.”
There are many ways to fall in love. Alhaitham chose the one with footnotes. Kaveh is suffering.
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- Part 8 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 4 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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07 May 2025
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The Imaginary Dividends of a Risky Venture by goodnight
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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“Name your price,” Aventurine replied, and there was a familiar edge in his voice that belied danger.
In which Aventurine and Dr. Ratio work out the kinks in their professional relationship, and it’s entirely too exciting.
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- Part 3 of The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education
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- 5/5
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29 Apr 2025
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of bridges and tired eyes by AceMoppet
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Dec 2024
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Jayce comes back tired from yet another party; luckily, Viktor knows exactly what he needs.
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31 Dec 2024
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The rune chews them up and spits them out.
Jayce takes Viktor and runs.
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26 Dec 2024