PutABirdOnIt



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    Harris Drover might be in charge of the Centaurs social media - he cannot tell Yuna Hollander what she can and cannot post.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    After the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry is alone and struggling to find a way to hang on to his sanity when an unexpected boon walks into his house and kidnaps him to Gringotts. The Most Noble House of Nott is attacked and Theodore is left with nothing but ashes, a single gemstone, and the burning fire of something bigger than himself lodged forever in his soul. Lucius Malfoy suffers a momentary lapse in sanity and raises his wand against the Dark Lord. The lines between light and dark, good and evil, blur together and disappear entirely. All the while, Harry goes searching for who "Just Harry" is and keeps coming back to a dark-eyed Slytherin he never thought he'd call his friend...

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    12 Jan 2026

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    A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game. Written before Unrivaled!

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rosanov joins a group chat.
    It escalates.

    There are wine nights. There are opinions. There are screenshots that absolutely should not exist. Somewhere along the way, Shane Hollander becomes lore, the internet loses its mind, and the Montreal WAGs adopt a menace.

    A collection of one-shots about text messages, hockey, public chaos, private softness, and the dangerous assumption that anything will stay contained.

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    05 Jan 2026