Purple_Gamer



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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.

    DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
    KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
    DAVE: w
    DAVE: what

    Or: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.

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    06 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Yeah, kind of hard to feel sorry for him when he just ate your heart. //that’s rough, buddy.//

    He makes a glorious sneer of distain. “Fucking hilarious. But hey, you know what you sarcastic little pain in the shitter? You’re dead. Really, totally and utterly dead. If you could deign to suck up your miserable attitude for a single damn moment I might be able to do something about that.”

    //really. you just ate the thing i really need to be alive, how do you plan on fixing that?//

    His chin comes up. “Easy. I’ll give you half of mine.”

     

    => Karkat is a dark god of ages forgotten and John is the sacrificial lamb. They make a deal.

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    27 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Dave has a tailoring problem, and Kanaya is the only one who can help him fix it.

    [Companion piece to Needle Through Flesh, can be read independently.]

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.

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    06 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Dirk…” is about as far as you get. He huddles somehow even further into himself and your heart breaks. You take a deep, shaky breath, willing any words to leave your lungs.

    You try again. “You know you can tell me anything, right?”

    You hear him take in his own shaking breath, his head curled into his own shoulder, his knees drawn up to his chest. He nods slowly without lifting his head. You want so badly to do something, to take his pain away, but you still don't even know what's wrong. And so, all you can do is keep your hands to your chest as you wait.

    Finally he lifts his head. He slides his feet down the mattress, no longer curling so completely in on himself. His knees still sit slightly bent in front of him, his hands on his shins holding them in place as if to curl up again at a moment's notice. He angles his head toward you, but with how close he is you can see his eyes focused on the sheets below rather than your own. His voice is quiet but steady when he speaks.

    “I was going to kill myself.”

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    Dave wakes up to his stoic sixteen year old son standing in his doorway, voice breaking as he asks to sleep in his bed tonight. And he knows something is wrong.

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    03 Dec 2025