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- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (8)
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Five kids all got stuck in a bad situation. Two of them act happier in an attempt to avoid being bothered by the situation. One of them is incredibly fed up with being stuck in here. One of them has a long-term plan to escape. And one of them has decided that no matter what, he will make sure the other four get out of this situation, even if he doesn't.
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Do I know you? ...Do you know me? by Purple_Gamer
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Oct 2025
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Scar has been living alone deep in the forest for around five hundred years, after being cursed to be immortal five hundred twenty years ago. He's been alone for so long now, he's gotten used to most of his company nowadays being the cats that would come around every so often.
But when a man who looks almost exactly like his dead boyfriend from five hundred twenty years ago shows up practically on his doorstep injured, what's he supposed to do with that? Well, he's injured, and he can't just leave him like that...
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Once again, Weyard is in peril. The Tuaparang are up to something that involves the Jupiter and Mercury Lighthouses, Alex has not been seen since the Apollo Lens was fired, Isaac and Garet are missing, the Ice Queen stone was stolen... What hasn't gone wrong at this point? That question gets answered in a way nobody likes, ending with Matthew's Sol Blade being stolen. Now, the people who have already saved Weyard before have to save it AGAIN, alongside someone new who hasn't. Will they succeed? Only lots of patience will tell...
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Scarred (but not in the way you think) by Purple_Gamer
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
29 Mar 2025
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Scar is a prince who's gotten tired of living with his parents. Grian is a thief who's been hired for a slightly different job. After a fairly awkward meeting, they start traveling together, avoiding the castle guards... And possibly some other unsavory characters.
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When the players of Double Life get features from their soulmates, the process can range from not noticing until it's pointed out, to being extremely painful. It's just Scar's luck that he's on the latter end of the stick, huh?
Note: This was based off of a tweet about soulmates getting their soulmates features but I can't remember who it was from so if you're reading this REVEAL YOURSELF SO I CAN GIVE YOU THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE
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Magic and Powers AU by Purple_Gamer
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Mar 2025
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There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.
DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
DAVE: w
DAVE: whatOr: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.
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06 Jan 2026
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Yeah, kind of hard to feel sorry for him when he just ate your heart. //that’s rough, buddy.//
He makes a glorious sneer of distain. “Fucking hilarious. But hey, you know what you sarcastic little pain in the shitter? You’re dead. Really, totally and utterly dead. If you could deign to suck up your miserable attitude for a single damn moment I might be able to do something about that.”
//really. you just ate the thing i really need to be alive, how do you plan on fixing that?//
His chin comes up. “Easy. I’ll give you half of mine.”
=> Karkat is a dark god of ages forgotten and John is the sacrificial lamb. They make a deal.
Bookmarked by Purple_Gamer
27 Dec 2025
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Dave has a tailoring problem, and Kanaya is the only one who can help him fix it.
[Companion piece to Needle Through Flesh, can be read independently.]
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07 Dec 2025
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A Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 May 2022
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Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.
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Bookmarked by Purple_Gamer
06 Dec 2025
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come to me with your sorrows always i will hold you close and never let go again by photosynthetic_enby
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2025
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“Dirk…” is about as far as you get. He huddles somehow even further into himself and your heart breaks. You take a deep, shaky breath, willing any words to leave your lungs.
You try again. “You know you can tell me anything, right?”
You hear him take in his own shaking breath, his head curled into his own shoulder, his knees drawn up to his chest. He nods slowly without lifting his head. You want so badly to do something, to take his pain away, but you still don't even know what's wrong. And so, all you can do is keep your hands to your chest as you wait.
Finally he lifts his head. He slides his feet down the mattress, no longer curling so completely in on himself. His knees still sit slightly bent in front of him, his hands on his shins holding them in place as if to curl up again at a moment's notice. He angles his head toward you, but with how close he is you can see his eyes focused on the sheets below rather than your own. His voice is quiet but steady when he speaks.
“I was going to kill myself.”
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Dave wakes up to his stoic sixteen year old son standing in his doorway, voice breaking as he asks to sleep in his bed tonight. And he knows something is wrong.
Bookmarked by Purple_Gamer
03 Dec 2025
